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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jul 15, 2009 18:20:24 GMT -5
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jul 15, 2009 19:41:49 GMT -5
That sealed the deal for me. I won't even be watching this thing when it hits HBO.
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Jul 15, 2009 20:23:53 GMT -5
I didn't read the first review, because for some reason I will still go see this crap and don't want to be spoiled. But I guess it could be worse.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jul 15, 2009 20:33:36 GMT -5
Those reviews actually make me moderately excited for the movie.
All I want out of GI Joe is cartoony, cheesey, pop-corney fun. It doesn't need to be an action movie masterpiece.
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 15, 2009 20:47:36 GMT -5
Ok, one of the reviews said CC made Destro his "bitch". The hell? Even in the comics destro was more competent than CC ever was, even defeating him several times after his face turn.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jul 15, 2009 20:52:05 GMT -5
Ok, one of the reviews said CC made Destro his "bitch". The hell? Even in the comics destro was more competent than CC ever was, even defeating him several times after his face turn. Then again Cobra Commander has also had moments of bad assness in the comics too. Like we he owened Serpentors ass with the helmet bomb and the mask underneath the helmet. It's all in how it's written, and for Cobra Commander to work in the movies he NEEDS to be a threat.
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Post by Jiren on Jul 15, 2009 21:02:04 GMT -5
It doesn't sound bad actually
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2009 21:04:42 GMT -5
There's explosions, if the theater preview was anything to go on. If I'm right though, and there's someone portraying the Baroness, she's smoking hot and that offends me. The Baroness is not outright hot, she's the girl that takes off the specs and you're like "hm...okay." Shame on you, Hollywood.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jul 15, 2009 21:18:04 GMT -5
I always thought Baroness was hot, with the glasses being part of that hotness, and I kinda doubt I'm alone on that.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jul 15, 2009 21:20:14 GMT -5
Movie of the YEAR! ;D
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jul 15, 2009 21:31:47 GMT -5
I always thought Baroness was hot, with the glasses being part of that hotness, and I kinda doubt I'm alone on that. if you listen to spill.com podcasts you will know that you are DEFINITELY not alone on that fact.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 15, 2009 21:38:15 GMT -5
Y'know, I'm not expecting "Iron Man" or "Dark Knight" out of this movie. I just want to be entertained and judging by the reviews, it's lookin' good. ;D
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Post by AriadosMan on Jul 15, 2009 22:28:07 GMT -5
You know what this movie needs? Sienna Miller with no clothing. Academy Award material if I see that
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 15, 2009 23:52:17 GMT -5
It's hard to go on the review of two talkbackers, but hell, I'm seeing this, if anything as a protest vote against ROTF and Michael EditingBay.
At least I fairly certain I won't walk out of this movie fuming with rage.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Jul 15, 2009 23:53:34 GMT -5
Accelerator suits?
What do they accelerate?
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Post by Handsome Halfbreed on Jul 15, 2009 23:59:05 GMT -5
They accelerate the need for more CGI.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 16, 2009 0:08:35 GMT -5
They accelerate the need for more CGI. And the need to look like Iron Man. Despite the fact that they look more like this.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jul 16, 2009 0:19:06 GMT -5
They accelerate the need for more CGI. And the need to look like Iron Man. Despite the fact that they look more like this. Ok, and now I love the movie, thank you.
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Post by invaderdave on Jul 16, 2009 0:37:49 GMT -5
All I care about is if Storm Shadown and Snake Eyes have a showdown.
And Baroness.
It would appear that the movie has one out of the two (Baroness)...if the movie has the other (Storm Shadow/Snake Eyes), and makes it utterly awesome, then I will gladly fork over my hard earned greenbacks.
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Post by Cela on Jul 16, 2009 1:03:19 GMT -5
But but but, accelerator suits! And a guy compares ti to the original Street Fighter, which, before Chun Li, was nearly universally hated. What the hell?
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