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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Aug 23, 2005 20:25:47 GMT -5
vince is giving doing a promo in the ring, when suddenly he rips his face off, revealing vince russo underneath a vince mask!
russo: gotya suckers! wcw never went out of business! wwe did! ha ha! fooled you! bet ya feel stupid now!
the crowd begins throwing things at the ring
suddenly, earthquakes music starts up!
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 23, 2005 20:29:01 GMT -5
But its not Earthquake that walks out, but rather a duck. Russo announces that the duck is his bodyguard, Earthquack.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 23, 2005 20:29:48 GMT -5
Earthquack vs Vince Russo in a custody of Dominick match.
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Post by invaderdave on Aug 23, 2005 20:32:04 GMT -5
During the match, Dominick shows up and busts out springboard hurricanrana's and slingshot legdrops on both Russo and Earthquack. Dominick then forms a tag-team with Andy Milonakis and Adam Carolla, instantly turning him heel.
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Post by laserblade on Aug 23, 2005 20:33:42 GMT -5
Kerwin comes out in KKK garb and burns a giant K in the middle of the ring and gives Benjamin a gory bomb onto the giant burning k
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2005 20:39:11 GMT -5
Kurt Angle comes to the ring wearing a giant rainbow afro wig and proceeds to roast marshmallows on the burning K, then leaves. Later he's shown backstage wearing a cowboy hat and playing a Pac-Man arcade game for no reason whatsoever.
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Post by Lancers on Aug 23, 2005 20:43:15 GMT -5
Kurt Angle is then reunited with Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin who start Demolition 2000, even though it's 2005 and Haas has been fired.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 23, 2005 20:48:13 GMT -5
Lita comes out and tries to cut a promo. She fails miserably.
What?
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Post by laserblade on Aug 23, 2005 20:50:00 GMT -5
Lita gets the FU by Cena
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Post by Lancers on Aug 23, 2005 20:51:07 GMT -5
Cena gets FU'd by Candice Michelle.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 23, 2005 20:51:41 GMT -5
Candace Michelle gets FU'd by Earthquack
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Post by laserblade on Aug 23, 2005 20:52:39 GMT -5
Aj styles comes out and gives Earthquack a styles clash but the earthquack gives him the duck shuffle
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2005 20:55:06 GMT -5
Rob Conway comes out to a thunderous ovation, looks in a mirror and sees Buff Bagwell and freaks out.
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Post by Iceking251980A on Aug 23, 2005 20:56:56 GMT -5
And this is a match for the World Title, and we find out that this is a chase Earthquak match and Earthquak jumps in JR's lap and JR is the new World Champion.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 23, 2005 20:57:45 GMT -5
But then JR reveals HIS mask and is... OKLAHOMA!! BAH GAWD!! SWERVE!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2005 20:58:51 GMT -5
During a Viscera-Big Show match. Snitsky runs onscreen chasing a giant foot, then both Snitsky and the foot are gone.
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Post by The Snow Plow on Aug 25, 2005 7:16:52 GMT -5
until the next week on smackdown, when the giant foot arrives at the arena appearing to have beaten nunzio for the cw championship
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Post by havik on Aug 25, 2005 8:05:30 GMT -5
The foot suddenly decides to taunt the crowd, however in Boogeyman fashion it injures itself during the taunt, hence vacating the cw championship
We also see a bald Ultimate Warrior handing out hot dogs to the crowd
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 25, 2005 8:18:43 GMT -5
A gay guy happens to by a hot dog from Warrior, and Warrior notices it, and goes on a rampage about how queering doesn't make the world work. And then Goldust, Adonis, Snistsky and the rest of the guys with gay gimmicks through the years come out and lay a beaten on Warrior.
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Post by kokobware3 on Aug 25, 2005 8:22:57 GMT -5
then when they all come out Dusty rohdes comes out and does the truffle shuffle witch distract everyone then macho man come out from the crowd and declasre he is new cw champion
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