Mr. Zombie
Don Corleone
The Original Chris Farley
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Aug 26, 2005 10:02:46 GMT -5
But as sting is running up the ramp, out of nowhere Vince MacMahon grabs Sting and Powerslams him, and claims the belt as his own. He declares that the belt now has a 24/7 rule, and challenges Patrick Duffy to a "slobberknocker" at the next pay per view....meanwhile, backstage.........
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Aug 26, 2005 10:03:57 GMT -5
Backstage Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, and the Undertaker are sitting around a campfire, singing songs and roasting hot dogs ...
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Aug 26, 2005 12:48:29 GMT -5
kurt: ok, i saw this in star trek 5 its gonna be great...row row row your boat, gently down the stream...
undertaker: row row row your boat, gently down the stream...
austin: row row row your boat, gently down the stream....
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 26, 2005 12:54:51 GMT -5
kurt: ok, i saw this in star trek 5 its gonna be great...row row row your boat, gently down the stream... undertaker: row row row your boat, gently down the stream... austin: row row row your boat, gently down the stream.... Ok that i'd pay per view to see, but only if they do kumbayah and he's got the wholewole world next |
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Post by cobowski on Aug 26, 2005 17:45:38 GMT -5
Then this storyline hits its climax.
How?
Vince comes down to the ring, and announces that he is handing over the WWE championship to a SUPERSTAR that DESERVES it.
"Ladies and gentlemen, your new WWE Champion, he is the man, the myth, the legend, the icon...
The GOBBLEDY-GOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vince and the Gooker then have a dance-off in the ring, as that turns out to be the Gooker's first title defense.
Gooker wins in sudden death, just BARELY out-dancing Vince.
JR: "King, that's the damnedest, that's the greatest match I've ever seen!!! In my twenty-somewhat odd years in this business, that is the best, most outstanding match I've ever seen. Neither man can truly be labeled a loser in this match, and Vince, my God, he has nothing to be ashamd of. It just wasn't his night. The Gobbledy-Gooker was just the better man, or chicken (shyt), to be more precise. What the Hell, I'm standing up and giving those two a standing ovation, because they have earned it. That was just an absolute classic! What a slobberknocker that was!"
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Post by kokobware3 on Aug 26, 2005 18:04:44 GMT -5
then on smack down the gooker defends his title in a brid match between all contenders who are birds witch menas the match is gooker vs red rooster vs koko b ware vs a mystery man
witch turns out to be earthquak during the match frankie flys in the ring and drop kicks every on vs koko witch makes hi wwe champ!!!!!
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Aug 26, 2005 18:06:03 GMT -5
epilogue: rd reynolds wakes up screaming. slowly he looks around him, and realizes it was all just a dream, and that he fell asleep while watching survivor series 1990. the storyline he visited was so real...some of it was funny, but some of it was terrifying. "and you, and you, and you were there" he says pointing at his various posters of wrestlers. but it was all over now. as he watched gene okerlund dance with a grown man in a turkey suit, a tear came to his eye as he said " oh okerlund!there's no place like crap".
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Post by laserblade on Aug 26, 2005 18:08:15 GMT -5
Cactus Jack shows up in RDs room and gives him the double arm ddt. He comes back to the arena, pins him and becomes the new WWE champion!
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Post by scbg on Aug 26, 2005 18:26:00 GMT -5
Suddenly, Dude Love and Mankind enter the room! How can this be?
The three Foleys pull out magic rings from their pockets and hold them in the air, proclaiming "WonderFoley Powers, Activate!"
They begin to glow, and form into one entity:
MANLOVE JACK!
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Post by kokobware3 on Aug 26, 2005 18:34:13 GMT -5
manlove jack=hilarious
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Aug 26, 2005 18:36:12 GMT -5
so manlove jack fights the version of cactus jack who just won the title(he is in fact an evil clone of cactus jack).
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Post by danman2 on Aug 26, 2005 18:43:33 GMT -5
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Post by mateo on Aug 26, 2005 18:45:37 GMT -5
so manlove jack fights the version of cactus jack who just won the title(he is in fact an evil clone of cactus jack). ...In a match that goes to a 60 Minute Time Limit draw! |
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Post by cobowski on Aug 26, 2005 23:45:14 GMT -5
^^^ What in the Hell is THAT? |
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 27, 2005 5:27:15 GMT -5
^^^ What in the Hell is THAT? I dunno, but I can't stop laughing at it. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Aug 28, 2005 13:31:50 GMT -5
After which we are taken backstage, where Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, and The Undertaker are now making smores around the campfire. Maria walks up, and ...
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Aug 28, 2005 14:00:23 GMT -5
Walks into the fire thus giving her the new gimmick Fire Lady where she spits fire.
Within a week she wins the IC Title.
She challenges anyone to come out and fight her and its...
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Post by mragent on Aug 28, 2005 14:07:26 GMT -5
the wcw legend norman simile, who makes lots of jokes about giving her the big wiggle. dusty comes out declaring this match a two out of three falls bra and pantys barbwire match...
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Aug 28, 2005 18:08:21 GMT -5
the wcw legend norman simile, who makes lots of jokes about giving her the big wiggle. dusty comes out declaring this match a two out of three falls bra and pantys barbwire match... Picture thith, if you weel ... Former WCW Hardcore Champion Screaming Norman Smiley ... And the girl who was screaming in the fire backstage last week, the fire lady ... Bra and Panties Barbwire match, it will be madneth ... The Big Wiggle verthuth Dragonbreath ... which move will win the championship ... |
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