the re-creation of eugene

[barryhorowitz4ever]

eugene isnt liked anymore, that much is obvious, and he needs a gimmick overhaul. so bring in good old hacksaw, and have him train eugene to be "hacksaw 2.0". in much the same way they have handled heidenreich's transformation, have segments with hacksaw training him to do the "HOOOOOOOOO!" and the proper "thumbs up, tongue out" pose. finally he is presented with a 2x4, and eugene is so commited to acting like hacksaw that he stays in the character whenever we see him, and everyone forgets that he was eugene after a while, and the crowd loves him again for the same inexplicable reason that we love hacksaw

[barryhorowitz4ever]

by the way this wasnt meant to be taken seriously.

[Parrish]

well thats the only thing they can do, i cant even look at eugene's face no more without thinking tard.

so if they bring him back people are gonna be the same way

[jonnylethargic]

well thats the only thing they can do, i cant even look at eugene's face no more without thinking tard.

So if they bring him back people are gonna be the same way

Yes. Because everyone sees thigns exactly the same way that you do... Does Dinsmore need re-packaging? Yes. Certainly. is it because people can't even "look at eugene's face no more without thinking tard"... No. Not at all. He played a character (and well) but he could play another... Just cut his hair and beard and most people wouldn't recognise him. You really shouldn't be so quick to assume that your opinions are everyone's opinions. I would also suggest that before you use a term like "tard", you maybe edit your post. Just because someone appears the character of being mentally handicapped, doesn't mean they are...

[REDUNBECK~!]

Now if only Jim Duggan wasn't dead...

[Parrish]

Hacksaw can bring it back from the Dead to save Eugene's ass

Did I mention I cant look at Eugene's face without thinking tard?

They should give him a John Rambo gimmick

[Ozymandias]

Get him to start stalking the women of RAW and then start hanging out with Nailz. Slowly his perverted quasi-criminal persona will draw attention away from his hopefully fading handicap.

[Parrish]

or everytime a diva walks by him in the back , he runs to a corner and starts beating it....then eventually he goes blind

[Doomrider]

To repackage Eugene we can go several routes. Let's think of some methods WWE uses to repackage wrestlers:

Electrocution
Buried Alive
Car Crash
Run Over By Car
Set on Fire
Beaten To a Bloody Pulp
High Fall
Stabbed in a Club

So looking over these...I saw Eugene's short bus crashes which causes him to fly out the front windshield off of a cliff and into electric wires...the electric shock shoots him into a ditch where he is buried...All of that causes something in his brain to normalize and he returns as his alter-ego Eugene P Whitemoore 3rd Esquire...a very civilized Kerwin/Regal hybrid...but there's a clause...if he gets hit hard enough he turns back into just Eugene for like 30 minutes.

[Parrish]

lol

if he changes then he wont get to do the "Fatu/JYD" thing when his head is smashed into the turnbuckle.

[instig8r]

Wareagle, why does every suggestion you make have to result in something involving a penis?

[Parrish]

[sunwukong]

If they give Dinsmore a haircut and a shave, he'd look different enough to get away with a new gimmick. Combine that with cutting out the retard behavior and spastic movements, and he'd be fine with whatever they give him. Just look below.

[Parrish]

i still see -25 I.Q when I see that face

[lmoney215]

they should just make eugene into a wrestling bad ass, like rick and scott steiner, pre steroid days. That would get over, give him some head gear and have him kick some ass with a high impact style.

[CrOaT....]

just put dinsmore under a mask, and create some gimmick, that shave and haircut thing is exactly like dying chavos hair hair to make seem like a white racist guy you can tell who it is

[lmoney215]

How about this.

Have Torrie and Candace be Eugene's new "friends" and use him as comic fodder. Have Ashley try to tell Eugene they are using him, but have him not listen until they screw him over.

Eugene - the next "Godfather"

[marvelocity]

I've actually been thinking of this for a while:

When Triple H comes back, have him re-form Evolution. They could get a third guy quickly (Rob Conway possibly?), and have him promise a fourth member by the end of the night. The main event could be Triple H and Ric Flair vs. John Cena and Eugene. Near the end, Triple H could motion to the back for the fourth member to arrive, but noone would show up. Then, at the end of the match, Eugene could steal a chair that Triple H was trying to hit him with, then turn and hit Cena with it. The match and the show would end with Eugene smiling and standing over Cena's body, with Evolution clapping in the background.

Next week, Eugene comes out with a new haircut, a nice suit, and a new name, Gene Dinsmore.

(as long as Snitsky permanately drops the Gene from his name)