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Post by willywonka666 on Jul 27, 2009 15:36:41 GMT -5
..because she couldn't be in charge:
"No Joan Rivers roast for me this year. Not worth doing if I ain't roastmaster -- besides summer is for fun, not work."
Kathy Griffin is the roastmaster
Sounds petty as hell.
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Post by default on Jul 27, 2009 15:40:02 GMT -5
Wow, that is petty.
Especially considering she hasn't really been relevant in like... I dunno, a while.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 27, 2009 15:41:37 GMT -5
So who's gonna make all the jokes about screwing a bunch of black guys? Who's gonna use the c-word because it's "shocking" and "controversial"? Well, ok, so that second one will probably happen, but Lampanelli sucks and is not funny. I'm actually gonna watch the Joan Rivers roast, and I'll enjoy it that much more because I won't have to skip an entire segment. So, I approve of this news.  |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jul 27, 2009 15:42:08 GMT -5
No Lampanelli at this roast? My interest in it just skyrocketed by about 50%.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 27, 2009 15:43:54 GMT -5
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!
Honestly, I like this news. I don't find Lisa that funny at all, so this will make the Roast much more bearable.
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Post by Throwback on Jul 27, 2009 15:50:33 GMT -5
as much as I don't like her. I love hearing the other guys make fun of her.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 27, 2009 16:00:31 GMT -5
as much as I don't like her. I love hearing the other guys make fun of her. Here, I'll make it up to you. She's fat and likes to f*** black guys, and black guys love fat, ugly white women. We can even do the Mad Libs version: Her (body part) is (adjective synonymous with "unpleasant") and she herself is a(n) (adjective meaning "unpleasant and/or promiscuous woman") . That was fun. In honesty, though, the other people making fun of her was the only thing about her that I liked. I'm sure someone out there thinks she's hilarious, but I just don't see it..... |
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jul 27, 2009 16:00:46 GMT -5
it makes more sense for kathy griffen to be the roast master anyway since she is publicly friends with joan rivers.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 27, 2009 16:03:01 GMT -5
it makes more sense for kathy griffen to be the roast master anyway since she is publicly friends with joan rivers. Exactly. There should be a connection. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jul 27, 2009 16:03:12 GMT -5
Good.
Though I can't wait until they decide to roast Lisa Lampenelli because it'll be like a bonfire in there.
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Post by blef on Jul 27, 2009 16:06:17 GMT -5
This roast just got a lot better...
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Post by default on Jul 27, 2009 16:08:32 GMT -5
Good. Though I can't wait until they decide to roast Lisa Lampenelli because it'll be like a bonfire in there. She'll have to get a lot more famous for that to happen. |
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Post by kass on Jul 27, 2009 16:11:32 GMT -5
I really liked her at first. While I still like her, her act is wearing thin.
And yeah the rest of the "only get work at comedey central roasts" guys making fun of her will be missed.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jul 27, 2009 16:12:45 GMT -5
Good. Though I can't wait until they decide to roast Lisa Lampenelli because it'll be like a bonfire in there. She'll have to get a lot more famous for that to happen. In that case, a shoot DVD such as "The Almost-Rise And Definite Fall Of Lisa Lampanelli" featuring Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Andy Dick and Dane Cook might be interesting, even if Dane Cook sucks. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 27, 2009 16:14:52 GMT -5
Good. Her act's pretty one-note.
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 27, 2009 16:25:59 GMT -5
I remeber watching the Shatner roast and thinking she was kinda funny. Then I saw the Flavor Flav one and realized it followed the same patern: Insult - Fake Flattery - Mention of the roasted's Show - "What a piece of s***" - The C-word.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 27, 2009 16:33:10 GMT -5
Only time she made me laugh much was her saying that... uh.. Patton Oswalt needed a boxing glove to do... something... to her.
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Post by Paul Servo on Jul 27, 2009 17:25:59 GMT -5
She might not get called back to do another roast after thowing this tantrum.
Now if the reason she backed out is because she isnt' roastmaster, she should have kept it to herself and gave a reason such as "how many plastic surgery jokes can you make?"
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Post by Cyno on Jul 27, 2009 17:29:28 GMT -5
Good. She's the only part of the William Shatner roast I thought was completely unfunny.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 27, 2009 17:33:06 GMT -5
Thank god, Lisa is the worst person on every roast.
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