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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 19, 2005 4:34:20 GMT -5
Smackdown 8/18 1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) 13. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/24.jpg) 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg)
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 19, 2005 5:16:09 GMT -5
Smackdown 8/18 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) Sharmell demonstrated why she was still employed 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) The flying giant moths attacked MNM 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) The new lightbulb was terrible 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) There would have been joy in the Best Underpants competition, but Bradshaw was such a bad loser. 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) Even the main-eventers fell asleep during the Great American Bash 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) JBL's graphic explanation of the "Always Pounding Ass" T-shirt was never pleasurable 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) The chair salesman loved his job 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) The shoulder massage came free with every sale of shoulder pads 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) "Do I have dog crap on my shoe?" 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) The wife-swapping party wasn't going too well 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) When 'Staying Alive' comes on, wrestling matches don't mean crap 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) Roddy Piper's return was a surprise
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Azraith
AC Slater
There Are No Heroes Left in Man
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Post by Azraith on Aug 19, 2005 5:36:19 GMT -5
1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) Boot to the head! 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) Sharmell never did get over Kurt Angle... 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) Watch the hands grabby...mm...nevermind. 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) ...and the suitcase said from on high..."Climb the ladder, and this storyline shall be forgiven." 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) Did I get it? It just snuck up behind me and I didn't know what else to do... 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) One step away from being Justa Ball-less Loser. (Yeah, I'll boo myself on that one.) 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) No...No Mr. Layfield...I DON'T think that belongs in there... 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) I know the shadow under my nose makes me look like Hitler...yeah...SHUT UP OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH THIS! 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) I NEED AN ADULT! 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) Next on the Discovery Channel: We examine the unusual flight patterns of the Mid-American Heidenreich... 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) Sadly, Christian didn't know that the words on the bottom of that shoe meant "De-Pushed" in English. 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) Cole: What an amazing powerslam! Tazz: Cole...it was a friggin elbow drop... Cole:...what an amazing modified powerslam! 13. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/24.jpg) For some reason, Benoit couldn't stop laughing... 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) I'm number one! Which is better than that number two I left in his bag before the match. 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) Having wasted my "Randy Orton poop joke" On number 14, lets just leave this one to the imagination.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Aug 19, 2005 5:44:59 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) Suddenly, the spikes on the inside of the pads didn't seem such a good idea ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) Take a seat ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) Orton didn't like being fed into the wood-chipper
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Post by jack22 on Aug 19, 2005 5:49:54 GMT -5
For 15 i was thinking of "Orton spots a sleeping Christie Hemme onboard a 737" ....but that would have been implying something it shouldn't - so I decided against it.
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Post by viscera on Aug 19, 2005 6:05:06 GMT -5
Smackdown 8/18 1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) Joey Mercury liked Booker's foot so much, he tried to take iit with him 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) Nobody told Melina Sharmell wasn't a horse... 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) Apparently, it was past Melina's naptime 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) Eddie Guerrero has severe problems with depth perception... 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) Funaki even puts chairs over!!! 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) JBL was about to meet Batista's Animal... 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) JBL: Wait... that's not your U.S. Title... 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) Animal and Heidenreich just noticed the cameras... 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) Heidenreich does floating push ups while Animal gives a nameless person a piggyback ride.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Aug 19, 2005 6:59:58 GMT -5
1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) Booker's ballet recital had truly disasterous results. 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) Sharmell's punishment for being annoying was to be tied up and forced to watch the clip of Mae oung giving birth to a hand. 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) Joey, a little confused, was told earlier by the ref to "take it home". 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) Eddie: "YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, BRIEFCASE!!! I AM YOUR PAPI!!!!" 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) Funaki: "'Join the WWE', they said. 'We'll get you noticed', they said." 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) Bradshaw: "Don't move...he can't see me if I don't...move..." 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) Since both Angle and Flair are both now on Raw, OJ attempted to fill the "WOOOOO"-less void. 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) Batista: "Dammit! Who took my sword and switched it with a chair!?" 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) Heidenreich found the shoulder pads uncomfortable. This may have been because they were still attached to Hawk's shoulder blades. 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) Animal: "PIGGYBACK!!!" Heidenreich: "HUG!!!" Jobber: "Kill me..." 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) Not even shooting back Super Crazy with the psychic power of his mind could impress the bookers enough to push him. 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) Super Crazy: "Hey, this show ain't half bad!" Psychosis: "No, it's ALL bad! A HA HA HA HA!!!" 13. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/24.jpg) Benoit's magnet boots were flashy, but he hadn't counted on OJ's iron shirt. 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) Orton: "Hey, Benoit. See that? That's what's known as a glass ceiling. You're going to spend a lot of time looking up at it." 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) Orton: "Whoa...what was I smoking last night? So...many...colours..."
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 19, 2005 7:17:36 GMT -5
Kudos for a Muppet Show reference on the Mexicools bit.
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Post by Arcane on Aug 19, 2005 8:14:26 GMT -5
Smackdown 8/18 1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) Joey Mercury finds out what happens when you call Booker T by his old name, GI Bro 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) The Smackdown bookers apparently didn't know that 'birthing a hand' has already been done 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) WHEEEEE! 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) Eddie: The briefcase...It's sooooo far away. How am I supposed to get to it? 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) Funaki's glass ceiling comes in the form of a metal folding chair 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) JBL and OJ walk out just as Sharmell gives birth to the hand 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) Now you bring me a chair? Now? All that time I stood in the Raw locker room, and not one chair offered. And now I stand in the middle of a ring, and you bring me a chair? 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) BAD TOUCH!!! 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) Referee: Alright, your three minutes is up! Pin him now. 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) The Mexicools were upset that there were no Christian shirts for sale 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) Psicosis and Super Crazy watch Christian move below them on the WWE Ladder. 13. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/24.jpg) Benoit proves that he can stand sideways on Orlando Jordan's shirt 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) The referee uses his invisible rope to pull Randy Orton off of Chris Benoit 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) BRAINS!! Must have BRAINS!!
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Post by phentari on Aug 19, 2005 9:58:07 GMT -5
1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) Sadly, the new WWE ensemble production of "A Chrous Line" encountered mixed reviews in the choreography department... 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) "No, Sharmell! No! Don't eat the...run for your life, she's tasted human flesh! She's a ref-eater!" 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) We will now pause to reflect on the fact that it's good to be a member of M&M. 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) Having placed Dominic inside this very briefcase... I will now be able to keep him safe from that evil Rey Mysterio! 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) "...nnnfh...ergh...dang, Funaki, it's stuck on there good! Who keeps gluin' chairs to wrasslers' heads? That's what I'd like to know!" 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) "OH, not the face! OH, not the goodies!" 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) "Hi, ah'm Buh-wheat! Is you subberin' from hemm'roids, like mah dood friend JBL? Den try mah new patented "Preparation B!" Oh-TAY!" 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) "I said, ARE YOU WITH THE BRIDE OR THE FRICKIN' GROOM!?" 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) As disturbing as the sight of Animal dressing Heydenreich in Hawk's shoulderpads was, the sight of him undressing Heydenreich after the match was far, FAR worse. 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) "Wow...the new life-sized WWE Heydenreich Action Figure really DOES have High-Flying Clothesline Action (tm)!" 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) "Christian! Christian! At last, you're eating shooo-ooo-oooe!" 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) "Hey, ese, you're right...this new "WWE On Demand" service really IS like having the wrestlers right in your living room!" 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) "That's ONE! ONE post without a lame Orton poop joke! Ah, ah, ah!" 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) "SOMEone's baking Toll House cookies!"
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 19, 2005 10:48:39 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) Jbl:Theres a mosquito on your head let me get it! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) H:Ummmm Animal whats that thing poking mt back? A: Nothing Im just happy to get a push. H: Well think you can stop? It kinda hurts. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) Randy Thinking to himself: I hope Melina likes the present I left her. It smells so good!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 19, 2005 11:16:45 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) Eddie's reconstruction of 'how the brieface moved?' was under way . . . ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/08.jpg) Eddie wasn't pleased with the new Storyline by ACME
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Post by scbg on Aug 19, 2005 12:00:04 GMT -5
10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) Next on the Discovery Channel: We examine the unusual flight patterns of the Mid-American Heidenreich... I've got nothing, but this one is by far the best.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 19, 2005 12:07:35 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) Heidenreich: "Look Animal, I told you I didn't mind wearing the shoulder pads. But do you really have to call me Hawk while we're snuggling? I mean, I have feelings too!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) Buy the new Randy Orton Cabbage Patch Kid!
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Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
He's back and better than ever!
Fear The Desecrator
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Post by Phoenix on Aug 19, 2005 12:10:32 GMT -5
WoW turned heel has the best number 8. that is golden
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2005 12:25:42 GMT -5
1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) Obviously, Booker T's last victory was against Dr. Scholl. 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) "I'm gonna let you get away with that since you brought me money!" (I'm going to keep doing "White Men Can't Jump" quotes as long as Melina's around.) 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) The fans crap all over the obviously staged winner of the "Take A Diva Home" contest. 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) " 'ey Homes, Mongo stole my other briefcase." 5. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/11.jpg) The boys in the back mentioned that Funaki was too tall for the Cruiserweight division, so JBL took it upon himself to fix the problem. 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) You can tell it's football season when Batista is practicing his field-goal kicking technique. 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) "Special guest manager for JBL...the hottest comic on the horizon...Bernie Mac!" 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) "This is where the power lies!" 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) Heidenreich shows actual fear when Animal forces him to watch Hawk falling off the Titantron. 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) David Spade told Heidenreich 'no' one too many times. 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) ...and you thought Booker T had rancid foot odor... 12. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/23.jpg) "Feel this, it's harder than the glass ceiling you hit when you were drafted!" 13. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/24.jpg) Bernie Mac will do almost anything to get back on the prime-time schedule. 14. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/25.jpg) Orton channels Vader as he asks the referee, "Who's the man?!" 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) "I got it...a forearm cast! Yeah, that'll get me over!"
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Post by aguamoose on Aug 19, 2005 12:57:11 GMT -5
Smackdown 8/18 1. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/02.jpg) "your dog layed it, now have it back" 2. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/03.jpg) "omg now i know where jillians growth came from" 3. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/06.jpg) "no johnny if you hold me there long enough i wont stick to your face" 4. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) "no point hiding in there rey" 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) "hang on i'll get that chair off your head" 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) JBL"oh lord i knew batista was stiff, but not ...... awwwwww" OJ "ohhh suits you sir" 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) "ummmm animal i thought the spikes are supposed to stick outwards" animal "that aint no spike" 11. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/22.jpg) 15. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/26.jpg) "Lance strom and eddie munsters offspring" ah nuts a few are messed up, oh well you can play a guessing game now
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Post by Marksus on Aug 19, 2005 14:42:00 GMT -5
Smackdown 8/18 6. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/12.jpg) Batista wonders why JBL laughed at his attempt of a figure 4 7. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/13.jpg) Oj " Ooooh that was a bad figure $" JBL "Feel sorry for me i had to sell it" 8. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/14.jpg) You take that back my bestest friend Ric taught me that he said it was almost as good as Lugers 9. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/15.jpg) Animal "If you put these on they'll hide your man boobs, it works for me" 10. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) Today in wrestling 101 class lets see how to botch even the most basic move
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mainsupreme
Unicron
World Wildlife Entertainment
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Post by mainsupreme on Aug 19, 2005 15:13:21 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/18.jpg) thank you for chosing Heidenair
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 19, 2005 15:22:15 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211111/09.jpg) Eddie: "Oh, isn't this great. IRS is stuck in the lights."
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