It's time, It's time, It's... Caption... time

[Lance Uppercut]

Smackdown 8/18

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[Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster]

jmoney said:

Smackdown 8/18

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Sharmell demonstrated why she was still employed

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The flying giant moths attacked MNM

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The new lightbulb was terrible

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There would have been joy in the Best Underpants competition, but Bradshaw was such a bad loser.

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Even the main-eventers fell asleep during the Great American Bash

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JBL's graphic explanation of the "Always Pounding Ass" T-shirt was never pleasurable

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The chair salesman loved his job

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The shoulder massage came free with every sale of shoulder pads

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"Do I have dog crap on my shoe?"

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The wife-swapping party wasn't going too well

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When 'Staying Alive' comes on, wrestling matches don't mean crap

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Roddy Piper's return was a surprise

[Azraith]

1.
Boot to the head!
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Sharmell never did get over Kurt Angle...
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Watch the hands grabby...mm...nevermind.
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...and the suitcase said from on high..."Climb the ladder, and this storyline shall be forgiven."
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Did I get it? It just snuck up behind me and I didn't know what else to do...
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One step away from being Justa Ball-less Loser. (Yeah, I'll boo myself on that one.)
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No...No Mr. Layfield...I DON'T think that belongs in there...
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I know the shadow under my nose makes me look like Hitler...yeah...SHUT UP OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH THIS!
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I NEED AN ADULT!
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Next on the Discovery Channel: We examine the unusual flight patterns of the Mid-American Heidenreich...
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Sadly, Christian didn't know that the words on the bottom of that shoe meant "De-Pushed" in English.
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Cole: What an amazing powerslam!
Tazz: Cole...it was a friggin elbow drop...
Cole:...what an amazing modified powerslam!
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For some reason, Benoit couldn't stop laughing...
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I'm number one! Which is better than that number two I left in his bag before the match.
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Having wasted my "Randy Orton poop joke" On number 14, lets just leave this one to the imagination.

[boiledewokthe3rd]

Suddenly, the spikes on the inside of the pads didn't seem such a good idea


Take a seat


Orton didn't like being fed into the wood-chipper

[jack22]

For 15 i was thinking of "Orton spots a sleeping Christie Hemme onboard a 737" ....but that would have been implying something it shouldn't - so I decided against it.

[viscera]

jmoney said:

Smackdown 8/18

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Joey Mercury liked Booker's foot so much, he tried to take iit with him
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Nobody told Melina Sharmell wasn't a horse...

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Apparently, it was past Melina's naptime

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Eddie Guerrero has severe problems with depth perception...

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Funaki even puts chairs over!!!

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JBL was about to meet Batista's Animal...
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JBL: Wait... that's not your U.S. Title...

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Animal and Heidenreich just noticed the cameras...

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Heidenreich does floating push ups while Animal gives a nameless person a piggyback ride.

[Limey]

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Booker's ballet recital had truly disasterous results.

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Sharmell's punishment for being annoying was to be tied up and forced to watch the clip of Mae oung giving birth to a hand.

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Joey, a little confused, was told earlier by the ref to "take it home".

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Eddie: "YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, BRIEFCASE!!! I AM YOUR PAPI!!!!"

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Funaki: "'Join the WWE', they said. 'We'll get you noticed', they said."

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Bradshaw: "Don't move...he can't see me if I don't...move..."

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Since both Angle and Flair are both now on Raw, OJ attempted to fill the "WOOOOO"-less void.


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Batista: "Dammit! Who took my sword and switched it with a chair!?"

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Heidenreich found the shoulder pads uncomfortable. This may have been because they were still attached to Hawk's shoulder blades.

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Animal: "PIGGYBACK!!!"
Heidenreich: "HUG!!!"
Jobber: "Kill me..."

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Not even shooting back Super Crazy with the psychic power of his mind could impress the bookers enough to push him.

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Super Crazy: "Hey, this show ain't half bad!"
Psychosis: "No, it's ALL bad! A HA HA HA HA!!!"

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Benoit's magnet boots were flashy, but he hadn't counted on OJ's iron shirt.

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Orton: "Hey, Benoit. See that? That's what's known as a glass ceiling. You're going to spend a lot of time looking up at it."

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Orton: "Whoa...what was I smoking last night? So...many...colours..."

[Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster]

Kudos for a Muppet Show reference on the Mexicools bit.

[Arcane]

jmoney said:

Smackdown 8/18

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Joey Mercury finds out what happens when you call Booker T by his old name, GI Bro

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The Smackdown bookers apparently didn't know that 'birthing a hand' has already been done

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WHEEEEE!

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Eddie: The briefcase...It's sooooo far away. How am I supposed to get to it?

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Funaki's glass ceiling comes in the form of a metal folding chair

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JBL and OJ walk out just as Sharmell gives birth to the hand

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Now you bring me a chair? Now? All that time I stood in the Raw locker room, and not one chair offered. And now I stand in the middle of a ring, and you bring me a chair?

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BAD TOUCH!!!

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Referee: Alright, your three minutes is up! Pin him now.

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The Mexicools were upset that there were no Christian shirts for sale

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Psicosis and Super Crazy watch Christian move below them on the WWE Ladder.

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Benoit proves that he can stand sideways on Orlando Jordan's shirt

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The referee uses his invisible rope to pull Randy Orton off of Chris Benoit

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BRAINS!! Must have BRAINS!!

[phentari]

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Sadly, the new WWE ensemble production of "A Chrous Line" encountered mixed reviews in the choreography department...

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"No, Sharmell! No! Don't eat the...run for your life, she's tasted human flesh! She's a ref-eater!"

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We will now pause to reflect on the fact that it's good to be a member of M&M.


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Having placed Dominic inside this very briefcase... I will now be able to keep him safe from that evil Rey Mysterio!

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"...nnnfh...ergh...dang, Funaki, it's stuck on there good! Who keeps gluin' chairs to wrasslers' heads? That's what I'd like to know!"

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"OH, not the face! OH, not the goodies!"

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"Hi, ah'm Buh-wheat! Is you subberin' from hemm'roids, like mah dood friend JBL? Den try mah new patented "Preparation B!" Oh-TAY!"

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"I said, ARE YOU WITH THE BRIDE OR THE FRICKIN' GROOM!?"

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As disturbing as the sight of Animal dressing Heydenreich in Hawk's shoulderpads was, the sight of him undressing Heydenreich after the match was far, FAR worse.

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"Wow...the new life-sized WWE Heydenreich Action Figure really DOES have High-Flying Clothesline Action (tm)!"

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"Christian! Christian! At last, you're eating shooo-ooo-oooe!"

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"Hey, ese, you're right...this new "WWE On Demand" service really IS like having the wrestlers right in your living room!"




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"That's ONE! ONE post without a lame Orton poop joke! Ah, ah, ah!"

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"SOMEone's baking Toll House cookies!"

[Banned Member]

Jbl:Theres a mosquito on your head let me get it!



H:Ummmm Animal whats that thing poking mt back?

A: Nothing Im just happy to get a push.

H: Well think you can stop? It kinda hurts.



Randy Thinking to himself: I hope Melina likes the present I left her. It smells so good!

['Foretold' Joker]

Eddie's reconstruction of 'how the brieface moved?' was under way . . .



Eddie wasn't pleased with the new Storyline by ACME

[scbg]

opwsandman said:

10.
Next on the Discovery Channel: We examine the unusual flight patterns of the Mid-American Heidenreich...

I've got nothing, but this one is by far the best.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Heidenreich: "Look Animal, I told you I didn't mind wearing the shoulder pads. But do you really have to call me Hawk while we're snuggling? I mean, I have feelings too!"



Buy the new Randy Orton Cabbage Patch Kid!

[Phoenix]

WoW turned heel has the best number 8. that is golden

[Deleted]

1.

Obviously, Booker T's last victory was against Dr. Scholl.

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"I'm gonna let you get away with that since you brought me money!" (I'm going to keep doing "White Men Can't Jump" quotes as long as Melina's around.)

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The fans crap all over the obviously staged winner of the "Take A Diva Home" contest.

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" 'ey Homes, Mongo stole my other briefcase."

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The boys in the back mentioned that Funaki was too tall for the Cruiserweight division, so JBL took it upon himself to fix the problem.

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You can tell it's football season when Batista is practicing his field-goal kicking technique.

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"Special guest manager for JBL...the hottest comic on the horizon...Bernie Mac!"

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"This is where the power lies!"

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Heidenreich shows actual fear when Animal forces him to watch Hawk falling off the Titantron.

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David Spade told Heidenreich 'no' one too many times.

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...and you thought Booker T had rancid foot odor...

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"Feel this, it's harder than the glass ceiling you hit when you were drafted!"

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Bernie Mac will do almost anything to get back on the prime-time schedule.

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Orton channels Vader as he asks the referee, "Who's the man?!"

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"I got it...a forearm cast! Yeah, that'll get me over!"

[aguamoose]

jmoney said:

Smackdown 8/18

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"your dog layed it, now have it back"

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"omg now i know where jillians growth came from"

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"no johnny if you hold me there long enough i wont stick to your face"

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"no point hiding in there rey"

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"hang on i'll get that chair off your head"

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JBL"oh lord i knew batista was stiff, but not ...... awwwwww"

OJ "ohhh suits you sir"

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"ummmm animal i thought the spikes are supposed to stick outwards"

animal "that aint no spike"
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"Lance strom and eddie munsters offspring"



ah nuts a few are messed up, oh well you can play a guessing game now

[Marksus]

jmoney said:

Smackdown 8/18

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Batista wonders why JBL laughed at his attempt of a figure 4
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Oj " Ooooh that was a bad figure $"
JBL "Feel sorry for me i had to sell it"
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You take that back my bestest friend Ric taught me that he said it was almost as good as Lugers
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Animal "If you put these on they'll hide your man boobs, it works for me"
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Today in wrestling 101 class lets see how to botch even the most basic move

[mainsupreme]

thank you for chosing Heidenair

[FHgrad99]

Eddie: "Oh, isn't this great. IRS is stuck in the lights."