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Post by Nic Nemeth on Jun 12, 2009 23:40:10 GMT -5
After watching Superstars last night, I now wonder to myself, who the hell would want to place Evan Bourne on the top rope?
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 12, 2009 23:49:20 GMT -5
Why nobody rolls out of the ring when they hear a rhythmic stomping sound when facing HBK.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jun 12, 2009 23:49:56 GMT -5
Why wrestlers would always punch Hulk Hogan when he was Hulking Up.
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Post by unoriginalalex on Jun 12, 2009 23:51:19 GMT -5
Why wrestlers need their music to be played before they interfere?
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Jun 12, 2009 23:52:57 GMT -5
How seemingly every champion has an immediate rematch clause should they lose the title. Does any other "sport" have this?
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
Posts: 43,870
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 12, 2009 23:53:16 GMT -5
Why a wrestler even thinks of trying a Back Body Drop on HHH.
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Post by Robbymac on Jun 13, 2009 0:00:03 GMT -5
How seemingly every champion has an immediate rematch clause should they lose the title. Does any other "sport" have this? How many other sports are constructed like wrestling in which titles are both "defended" and are defended constantly. The only sport that features title defenses is MMA and boxing, and in these sports you only fight once every few months if that. Wrestlers wrestle every day, and the title must be defended every 30 days. Its no big deal to have automatic rematches. |
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 13, 2009 0:06:19 GMT -5
Irish Whips
WHY DON'T THEY JUST STOP RUNNING?!?!
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 13, 2009 0:06:32 GMT -5
why the bell keeps ringing when someone is getting a beat down after the match.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Jun 13, 2009 0:12:13 GMT -5
Why the faces/good guys never think to bring back up when they're gonna be facing down the heels/bad guys. Like when Batista was calling out Randy Orton back on Monday you think it would have dawned on him to bring Triple H, Shane McMahon, or whoever else got some kind of score to settle with Legacy down.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 13, 2009 0:17:00 GMT -5
When a guy is in a corner and two dudes splash him, it hurts him, but not the guy in the middle. But when some hoss does that to two guys, they are both hurt.
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jun 13, 2009 0:27:13 GMT -5
How they never seem to have a main event booked until the two top faces and two top faces have a scuffle at the beginning of the show and the authority figure books a match.
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Johnny Flamingo
Hank Scorpio
Killing the business one post at a time
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Jun 13, 2009 0:37:04 GMT -5
In a Cage match why does the person closest to the door when the bell rings just not automatically try and run out, won't take but a second to run 4 feet.
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Jun 13, 2009 0:38:44 GMT -5
There's always the classic...
How come the landing after a dropkick hurts if it's missed, but doesn't if it actually hits it's target?
It's the same damn landing!
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2009 0:42:09 GMT -5
Why when you turn face, your automatically best buddies with the other faces, no matter what you may have done in the past to any of them.
And same with heel turns.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jun 13, 2009 0:44:03 GMT -5
Irish Whips WHY DON'T THEY JUST STOP RUNNING?!?! I always think about this when I see a barbed wire match. A guy will be thrown towards the barbed wire, only to stop himself from hitting the stuff. Personally, I try not to look too much into any of it, and just enjoy what I am watching. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 13, 2009 0:44:37 GMT -5
Why you would go ANYWHERE near the ropes in a Rey Misterio match.
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Post by thuschongswing on Jun 13, 2009 1:01:24 GMT -5
Why, when you're a heel stable, you would send yourselves out to take on the appearing (and likely well-armed) face ONE AT A TIME. No, no, no, racing up the ramp together isn't strategic enough, we'll let one of you go up to face him, then we'll follow in tow.  Case in point: The RAW after JD2000 where Undertaker came back, and, more recently, last week's RAW. |
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bretclark
Bubba Ho-Tep
Scrutinize this...
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Post by bretclark on Jun 13, 2009 1:20:51 GMT -5
- Why is it that when the face tag team has a member get a beating and when they finally make the tag to the fresh guy, the fresh guy does a 5 second clean up and quickly tags back the guy that got the beating?
- Why is it that when a heel tag team is able to make a blind tag, or a no tag switch, the ref allows it, but a face tag team does the exact thing, the ref doesn't allow it. One of the many times in pro wrestling violence against a ref is allowed.
- Why is it that a member of a jobber tag team on the apron sees his partner getting the crap beat out of him and instead of accepting the tag from his partner, he just walks away to the locker room.
- Why is it that jobber tag teams can at least look like a team (Similar Attire, etc.), versus the slop mosh of putting 2 random people together for the sake of putting 2 random people together.
Man, I am really ragging on tag teams today.
- bretclark
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Jun 13, 2009 1:28:51 GMT -5
It's the WWE so ragging on tag teams is understandable.
Why is there always a bunch of stuff under the ring?
Chairs and stuff that are used to set up the ring I understand. But ladders, garbage cans, kendo sticks, 2x4s, and sometimes Hornswaggle.
Speaking of which...why the hell does he still pop up down there every now and then?
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
