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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 4, 2009 10:50:45 GMT -5
Okay, this is the thread where we all show off our weird talents and try to top the previous poster. I'll go first.
*pulls out top hat and cane, starts dancing*
Swaneeeee, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Swaneeeee, I'd give the world to be-
*dodges a tomato*
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER, PUNK!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Aug 4, 2009 10:55:47 GMT -5
I can magically make no one read my post.
It's a gift.
Also, I can tell what donut you've eaten today just be reading your post.
And examining the Dunkin Donuts bag in your glove compatment.
But I need ABSOLUTE SILENCE.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 4, 2009 11:24:19 GMT -5
Also, I can tell what donut you've eaten today just be reading your post. And examining the Dunkin Donuts bag in your glove compatment. But I need ABSOLUTE SILENCE. It was a Krispy Kreme bag. But I apologize, the TV here's turned up. |
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Post by ani on Aug 4, 2009 11:29:21 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen...Le Pétomane Junior!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Aug 4, 2009 12:53:35 GMT -5
I can tell the difference between real butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Aug 4, 2009 13:27:59 GMT -5
I can tell the difference between real butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Mr. Stryker, no one can do that. |
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Aug 4, 2009 13:28:21 GMT -5
My talent is punching Stryker in the balls
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Aug 4, 2009 13:30:37 GMT -5
My talent is no-selling said punches.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 4, 2009 13:37:30 GMT -5
I can ride a unicycle across a piece of dental floss over a 300 foot chasm with a pool of man eating crocoducks below while beating Ninja Gaiden in one life at the same time.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 4, 2009 13:38:27 GMT -5
I can ride a unicycle across a piece of dental floss over a 300 foot chasm with a pool of man eating crocoducks below while beating Ninja Gaiden in one life at the same time. Can you do that while balancing a book on your head? |
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Aug 5, 2009 1:25:57 GMT -5
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 5, 2009 1:35:23 GMT -5
I can ride a unicycle across a piece of dental floss over a 300 foot chasm with a pool of man eating crocoducks below while beating Ninja Gaiden in one life at the same time. Can you do that while balancing a book on your head? Now you're just being silly. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 5, 2009 1:41:17 GMT -5
I can take down a Velociraptor with my bare hands!
Unfortunately they are extinct so I can't prove it..... Sorry.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 2:11:12 GMT -5
I can do the Gallon Challenge. You know, the drink a gallon of milk and not throw up. I drank so much milk when I was little that my lactose tolerance now is through the roof.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 5, 2009 2:14:12 GMT -5
I've found over the years that I have quite a proficiency in the art of BOOTTOTHEHEAD!
*boots everyone in the head*
And another for Jenny and the wimp!
*boots Jenny (whoever that is) and Square again*
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Daveman
Don Corleone
And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
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Post by Daveman on Aug 5, 2009 2:17:40 GMT -5
I've found over the years that I have quite a proficiency in the art of BOOTTOTHEHEAD! *boots everyone in the head* And another for Jenny and the wimp! *boots Jenny (whoever that is) and Square again* I can recite flawlessly both Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head and Last Will and Temperment. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 5, 2009 2:21:36 GMT -5
I can mind-control people. Observe. |
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 2:22:12 GMT -5
I can mind-control people. Observe. ....All hail Cthulhu....? |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 5, 2009 2:24:17 GMT -5
I can mind-control people. Observe. ....All hail Cthulhu....? *starts vomiting blood* Ha ha ha.  |
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 2:27:15 GMT -5
....All hail Cthulhu....? *starts vomiting blood* Ha ha ha. NOOOO MY BANDWITH HAS BEEN EXCEEDED!!! DAMN YOU CTHULHU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!! *falls over dead* |
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