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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 13, 2005 19:48:22 GMT -5
in real life.
I mean, wrestlers make themselves look larger than life. Sometimes we forget they're regular people, some of them doing the same crap as us.
I'll start.
Triple H doing STephanie's bidding like a good whipped husband/gigalo. Taking out the garbage, unclogging the toilet, pick up embarrassing feminine items at teh supermarket.
Steve Austin trying to romance a woman. Emo'ing it up over a broken heart.
(while he was gone) Matt just sitting at home, ranting away at his computer, watching raw while Lita/Edge do soemthing gross. I remember someone had this hilarious pic of Matt at home, and Lita/Edge on tv and it just said NOOO!!!!!!!!
Sidenote: Anybody remember the whole "Evolution (doing so and so)" where the guy would post up stories of Ric, H, and Dave in regular situatins but in character? those were hilarious. If any of you creative types got ideas like those, throw emin.
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Post by vitamink on Aug 13, 2005 19:51:22 GMT -5
JR having sex. It just doesn't seem like something that happens (but imagine him doing commentary on it)
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 13, 2005 19:58:14 GMT -5
Cena going to the ghetto.
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Wheresmy5bucks
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Post by Wheresmy5bucks on Aug 13, 2005 20:00:17 GMT -5
Big Show getting into an All-you-can-eat buffet paying a regular price.
(Not hating on Big Show- I just can't imagine the managers letting him in for only $7.50.)
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 13, 2005 20:05:56 GMT -5
Duprée stating that he supports Gulf War II. Instant face, unfortunatly.
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Post by havik on Aug 13, 2005 20:45:05 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar and The Ultimate jackas... I mean Warrior in a Gay pride parade
Rob The Conman Conway being "the life" of the party
Batista playing videogames for HOURS
Kamala having an intelligent conversation about the current lackluster status of the educational system in america, and discussing it with Eugene
JBL rapping onstage with Snoop Dogg
Trish Stratus being a trampy whore, carrying herself with no manners
Snitsky kissing babies
Rey Mysterio as a heel *shakes head*
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 13, 2005 20:53:04 GMT -5
Trish being with someone besides me.................................What you knew I was gonna say that.
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Post by havik on Aug 13, 2005 20:57:20 GMT -5
Trish being with someone besides me.................................What you knew I was gonna say that. But, Trish is my wife... Eveybody knows that ;D
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 13, 2005 20:58:36 GMT -5
like hell she is get in line.
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Post by jack22 on Aug 13, 2005 20:59:52 GMT -5
I take it non of y'all believe in sex before marriage then.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 13, 2005 21:01:21 GMT -5
I take it non of y'all believe in sex before marriage then. actually the guy said, "trish is my wife".
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Post by jack22 on Aug 13, 2005 21:06:44 GMT -5
I know but why would you want to marry her? She's only good for one thing.
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Post by Clothesline From Hell on Aug 13, 2005 21:07:55 GMT -5
JR having sex. It just doesn't seem like something that happens (but imagine him doing commentary on it) "BAH GAWD! I'm taking her to the woodshed! What a slobber knocker! BOMMER SOONER!" How about Joey Styles doing commentary on sex? "OH MY GOD!"
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 13, 2005 21:13:26 GMT -5
I know but why would you want to marry her? She's only good for one thing. eh, well it is just playful joking around.
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Post by jack22 on Aug 13, 2005 21:14:21 GMT -5
When Hulk Hogan has sex to the neighbours it must sound like incest.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 13, 2005 21:14:24 GMT -5
JR having sex. It just doesn't seem like something that happens (but imagine him doing commentary on it) "BAH GAWD! I'm taking her to the woodshed! What a slobber knocker! BOMMER SOONER!" How about Joey Styles doing commentary on sex? "OH MY GOD!" Vince McMahon: What a maneuver.
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Redneck
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Post by Redneck on Aug 13, 2005 21:29:44 GMT -5
Tazz: Honey, I just had a rocketbuster! stone Cold: Austin 316 says I just got some Pussy!(Not an Announcer but so?) Cole during Orgasm: Oh My!
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Post by Clothesline From Hell on Aug 13, 2005 21:33:59 GMT -5
"BAH GAWD! I'm taking her to the woodshed! What a slobber knocker! BOMMER SOONER!" How about Joey Styles doing commentary on sex? "OH MY GOD!" Vince McMahon: What a maneuver. Vince: "She is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!"
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 13, 2005 21:39:46 GMT -5
I know but why would you want to marry her? She's only good for one thing. eh, well it is just playful joking around. We were? ?? Crap!!!! *throws out roofies*
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 13, 2005 21:46:19 GMT -5
Undertaker: yeah, hi I'm here to pick up my daughter from your pre-school.
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Guy: Hello Mr. BAutista, is your daughter (the 19 year old one) home?
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Randy Orton: Hey baby what's happening? No? okay... hey that's a nice bag you got there....
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Bedtime stories with Kane.
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