The Real Caption contest thread!

[Doomrider]

RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!


While Edge's injury is priority to most, the alluring smell of the bald medic's Aqua Velva had Lita's interest.


Ref: You...you guys sure she won't mine?
Torrie: Nah kid, trust me, she does this all the time...


Hey Show! Check out this bell! I invented it almost three hundred years ago by accident...but it wasn't MY fault!


HBK: Spit out that seashell Chris! Out with it! Ouuuut!
Meanwhile Carlito falls into a sandpit two 4yr old boys dug.


The titantron zooms in on Christy Hemme's forehead...Masters and Flair react accordingly.


Minutes after this photo was taken a police officer poked Flair with his nightstick and told him he can't sleep in the subway.

[Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY!]

3.
After Torrie was struck by a severe case of the "Eugene's", the referee tried to help her to the back.

[Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY!]

A pic that I needed to use...


I need an adult! I need an adult!

p.s. Thanks Joker for the help.

[Madagascar Fred]

man I don´t like to watch that last pic...that old man...oh and Masters got some huge balls OMG

[RedSmile]

1.

"Let me see you WAR FACE Private Pyle!!!!!!!!!!" [/R. Lee]

2.

The Neck bone is connected to the......BACK bone....the back bone is connected to the......SHOULDER bone....

3.

"One of these is not like the other....."

4.

"Gene is practicing his rodeo skills as he goes for the 8 seconds"

5.

FISH HOOK on Masters!!! BAH GAWD

6.

"Its raining Skittles, quick see how many you can catch!!!"

7.

Proof that you should not eat Cherry Pie after 6 hours of hard drinking

[amsiraK]

screethemudokon said:

A pic that I needed to use...


I need an adult! I need an adult!

p.s. Thanks Joker for the help.

LOLOL!!! Thank God you did. That's the best one, IMO.

[Lancers]

1.
Chris Masters vowed revenge on those hooligans who slipped HBK date rape pills in his drink.

2.
Edge was great at coming up with excuses for not wanting to work. The old "fallen off a table and broke my neck" bit was bulletproof.

3.
The three women weren't too sure if Ashley actually did fall asleep. She told them she was dead tired. Tired of having to be in a storyline with these three.

4.
Snitsky had to use the bell to avoid trash thrown at him. This town doesn't take too kindly to homosexual man-horse racing.

5.
When Carlito started to have a seizure, Shawn did the right thing by moving away all the furniture, including Chris Masters.

6.
With Carlito dead and Chris Masters on his knees, Ric Flair was the clear winner in the marathon dance-off. Ric wins a gift certificate to Bed, Bath and Beyond.

7.
It's still a mystery how Ric got pissed drunk off of Hawaiian Punch.

[MikeTX]

1. Masters' chiropractor gimmick sucked worse than his narcissist one.

2. Edge suffered spinal injuries from the entire IWC getting on his back.

3. You'd think that Ashley sleeping with three chicks would be way hotter.

4. Snitsky tries to 'abort' Big Show's new haircut.

5. Shawn guest stars on "MythBusters", trying to prove that pulling on Chris Masters' mouth actually makes Carlito levitate.

6. Masters begins to ironically regret calling Flair an 'old fart'.

7. Vince Russo exploits Flair's rare blood allergy to knock him out once again.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

4.

OK, ok! My turn to be Viscera!

7.

Ric had a little too much red wine at Hunter's place last night...

[Ultimo Chocula]

joker said:

1.

Chris Masters gets a birds eye view of what he'd still have if he didn't take all of those steroids.

2.

I knew Edge was getting a big head but this is ridiculous

3.

I see London, I see France, I see something everybody and there mother has already seen hundreds of times.

4.

Dumb bell

5.

This isn't the push Carlito had in mind.

6.

"Gonna have a good time tonight! Gonna have a good time tonight!" (it's only funny if you've seen the latest Homestar Runner cartoon.)

7.

The latest ad for JR's BBQ sauce was considered a dismal failure.

[Arcane]

joker said:

Ok here is the real caption contest . . . (only 7 as less is more )

1.
Chris Masters realizes the table he is sitting at is made out of a Shawn Michaels

2.
EMT : Edge, we have some bad news.... You won't get the victory tonight.

3.
The referee assured Torrie, Michelle, and Victoria that he would 'take care of Ashley'

4.
Snitsky decides that the Big Show needed some more cowbell

5.
Carlito is shocked to realize that his hammock was moved to the other side of the ring. All while Michaels stops Masters from revealing this to him.

6.
Ric: Woooo! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Wooooo!
Masters : Why didn't I think of that?


7.
The joke was on Ric Flair when no one told him that the Brood has been disbanded for several years

[bobdead]

Ok here is the real caption contest . . . (only 7 as less is more )

1.
Masters going for his move 'The Masterbastion'
2.
Edge- No, let me die, i'll do anything to stop this stupid storyline
3.
Ashley in the 'Steven Richards position'
4.
And half the audience goes blind
5.
Masters was the 'master' lol of the 'not falling down in front of Shawn' game

6.
Carltio managed to get down before Mae and Molliah did their striping show, Flair and Masters did not


7.
Ric Flair joins the 'Slept with Lita' club

['Foretold' Joker]

1.
Masters wasn't pleased that Torrie Wilson wanted the Ring furniture moved around, agian!

2.
Edge & Lita's bedrooom antics had gone way out of control

3.
The Referee job had its perks

4.
Snitkys attempt to make a go-kart had gone disatrously wrong!

5.
The deadly banana skin peril!

6.
No one thought much of Flair and Masters duet

7.
Down and Out in beverly hills!

[Revolutionary]

wowitsme said:

joker said:

1.
Masters: "Should I cop a feel, or wait 'till I get him to the back...?"


5.
HBK: "No, Masters! We need a professional exorcist for this one!"

6.
This is what happens when Masters attempts to mimick Gangrels red mist spray.

7.
Introducing the WWE's new Clue board game: 'Who killed Ric Flair'? Was it HHH with the hammer in the parking lot? Lita with herpes in the backroom? Or maybe Masters in the ring with a botched Polish hammer?