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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 30, 2005 3:51:29 GMT -5
Ok here is the real caption contest . . . (only 7 as less is more ) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.
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Post by Marksus on Aug 30, 2005 4:09:45 GMT -5
Ok here is the real caption contest . . . (only 7 as less is more ) 1. Dupree's is bigger 2. Edge gets medical attention after holding his breath while Lita named her ex-lovers. 3. Assume the position new girl, the locker room will be here in a minute. 4. Giddy up horsey 5. Carlito " its like that and thats the way it is" Masters "Huuuuuuh!" 6. Masters doesnt like the Nature Boys all natural smell. 7. The phamton flan flinger claims another victim
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 30, 2005 6:31:01 GMT -5
1. The "Find The Worst Trousers" competition was won in dramatic style 2. Lita was indeed a pain in the neck, but this was going too far 3. The remake of 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' was lacking something 4. Snitsky's "Annoying Fire Alarm Ringing" finisher was certainly effective 5. The breakdancing contest was fabulous 6. Flair laughed as he stuck a "I SUCK" sign on Masters's back. Unfortunately for Masters, he'd attached it with a nail 7. Tramps: well-dressed
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 30, 2005 6:32:51 GMT -5
Bonus: The Masonic handshake was certainly complicated. (Note also in the back of the picture: a sign saying "HARTBREAK KID". A mere typo, or something more sinister?)
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Post by Ratings on Aug 30, 2005 7:00:52 GMT -5
1. When homosexual tango dancing goes wrong. 2. Edge: "Tell Alter Bridge that they might need to find another ride home for tonight." 3. Victoria: "Thank you for putting me back on tv." 4. Using a bell as foreplay? ...Ridiculous. 5. Carlito: "Man, this beach is slippery!" 6. Flair danced full of excitment, as Chris Masters made the mistake by informing him that he is a virgin. 7. Man, does Flair still knows how to party or what!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 30, 2005 7:01:44 GMT -5
"All aboard, the SHOOOOOOOOOOW TRAIN!" Even with the 5-Star Monkey Flip in her arsenal, Ashley just couldn't beat an actual wrestler such as Victoria. Oh well, when this WWE thing falls through she can always get a job in porno.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 30, 2005 7:58:54 GMT -5
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor. A confused Snitsky realising this isn't the NO. 47 bus downtown rings the bell to get off. Carlito's matrix audition is interrupted by HBK & Chris Masters. Flair stepped on Master's invisble 3 foot long member. Naitch finds out the hard way Trips is really off TV becasue of a bad case of explosive diarrohea.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 30, 2005 8:04:32 GMT -5
"I've fallen.... and I can't get up to style and profile!" Snitsky's new album just went onyx!
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Post by ACG2x on Aug 30, 2005 8:13:10 GMT -5
1. Masters: See kids, all you have to do is be a bulky hoss and YOU can go over guys like HBK just like me! 2. Edge never knew neck injuries were a side effect of genital herpes. 3. Torrie and Candice: Guess who this feud will showcase? Victoria: I bet not me! 4. Snitsky took his job as guest timekeeper very seriously when it was time to call for the bell. 5. A banana peel apparently somehow found its way into the Cabana. 6. Flair was shocked to learn he was scheduled to take a beating and submission to a midcarder in some place OTHER than the Carolinas. 7. Ric does his best "What's X-Pac Doing Right Now" impression.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 30, 2005 8:16:38 GMT -5
7. Ric does his best "What's X-Pac Doing Right Now" impression. Hahahah, excellent. 3. In retrospect, they probably shouldn't have shown the narcoleptic Ashley the new "Best Of Torrie Wilson's Wrestling Matches" DVD
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Post by Psy on Aug 30, 2005 8:28:23 GMT -5
Ok here is the real caption contest . . . (only 7 as less is more ) 1. Reverse Spank Zero Flash! 2. You can't see it too well, but Lita's boob has indeed popped out of her top and begun feeding on the pool of blood below. 3. Don't mess with the DAB! (Dress-Alike-Bit-...) 4. Squeal like a pig! It's not my fault! 5. ? 6. Sweet Jesus, Flair bit off my arm! 7. Triple H eats four packs of Cherry Kool-Ade before giving Flair a pearl necklace.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Aug 30, 2005 9:09:10 GMT -5
Carlito's hammock catapult lacked power Will balde for $
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Post by kungfucorny on Aug 30, 2005 9:51:47 GMT -5
I don't have anything clever to add to these, but I just wanted to know where you guys get the pictures for the caption contests. I've wondered for a while but haven't asked.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 30, 2005 10:06:51 GMT -5
I know there at wwe.com but I don't know if the topic creator gets them there (probably does but I don't want to speak for him).
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Post by viscera on Aug 30, 2005 10:15:08 GMT -5
Ok here is the real caption contest . . . (only 7 as less is more ) 1. Chris Masters loved his new Coffee Table! 2. Unfortunately, Edge was deathly afraid of rubber gloves. 3. Victoria: Look, I don't care where you go but you can't sleep here... 4. Snitsky likes his new bell 5. Carlito: THIS IS NOT COOL!!! 6. Chris Masters and Ric Flair were unable to resist laughing at the Boogeyman's stupid outfit. 7. Ric Flair... sleeping in Triple H's basement...
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 30, 2005 10:17:04 GMT -5
Yep there straight from wwe.com, . . . via imageshack . . . to here Even the great Ric Flair couldn't handle 17 Woo Woo's (not sure if everyone will get this)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2005 10:46:11 GMT -5
1. Ken Shamrock avenges his DQ loss to Shawn at the "D-Generation X" PPV from December 1997. 2. (Not a caption, but am I seeing things or is Lita popping out of her top?) 3. The Plastics finally get their revenge on Lindsey Lohan for upstaging them in the movie "Mean Girls". 4. Big Show shows the effects of drinking a gallon of milk in less than one hour, as the big fella is lactose intolerant. 5. Ric Flair isn't the only one who can do wrestling moves on invisible opponents, as Carlito shows his talent. 6. "Day-o! Day-ay-ay-o! Pictures come and me never go home!" 7. A sneak peek at Ric Flair paying his dues by sleeping on a street corner, circa 1897.
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 30, 2005 12:06:58 GMT -5
This accordian is seriously out of tune. I've tried oil, crisco, butter, this damned thing just won't come off. Referee: Hey, seriously I don't mind just watching, just don't make me leave. You gotta stun the cows to tag them. It's the only way! Carltio acted fast when he heard Al Snow say "take a bump." I'm a SOUL man! Here we have scenes from the upcoming Psycho: Director's Cut DVD
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Post by Marksus on Aug 30, 2005 12:14:12 GMT -5
This has to win
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Post by scbg on Aug 30, 2005 13:29:16 GMT -5
1. Michaels: There is....another...Skywalker.... Masters: NOOOOOOO! 2. Ray Lewis made history by becoming the first NFL player to jam an opponent's faceguard directly INTO their throat. 3. Victoria: HELLO...hello...hellooooo...echooooo..... 4. He's just a Honky Tonk Snitsky, he's cool, cocky, and bad. 5. Carlito's attempt to spy on Masters and Michaels from the rafters unfortunately ended in tragedy. 6. The WWE presentation of "Rent" drew excellent crowds. 7. He's the heavy-keggin', change-beggin', cart-wheelin', WHOOOO bread-stealin' son of a gun!
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