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Post by Danimal on Jan 27, 2009 5:44:31 GMT -5
I hope he goes over math equations. Seriously...this is either going to be a disaster or one of the best shows they will ever put on. I'm in a good mood, I just watched one of the worse booked segments in wrestling end 5 minutes ago, so TNA can't do worse. Ya it can't be worse than the winner of the Royal Rumble and his stable getting beat-down by Shane.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2009 8:27:52 GMT -5
Like everyone has already said, either this show will be brilliant (Nash/Booker on commentary, Steiner's hilarious announcing) or absolutely terrible (too many handicap matches, stupid weapons rule with Abyss).
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Jan 27, 2009 9:36:37 GMT -5
Ya know.. this is true Russo.. while this may be a fun and exciting episode and Russo will get a nice pat on the back for it, he has no way to top it or continue on a mess like this.
It's like the old Daffy Duck cartoon where he goes to circus promoter to say he has the greatest trick ever, but there's a catch. He climbs a 100 foot ladder and gets dynamite teeth. Lights them on fire... jumps into a tiny pool of water...which explodes. The promoter is excited and offering money like crazy. Daffy then floats up from the pool and the promoter wants to sign him... "There's only one catch... I can only do it once."
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Post by The Possum on Jan 27, 2009 12:11:11 GMT -5
These can't be real, can they? No one would be so stupid as to redo the NWO Nitro debacle, could they? Not even TNA. Remember Sports Entertainment Xtreme?
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Post by donners on Jan 27, 2009 16:34:52 GMT -5
Did SEX ever take over? All I remember is that they had a different member every week.
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Post by donners on Jan 27, 2009 16:45:23 GMT -5
Incidentally, am I right in saying that all we have booked for AAO is Ray v Devon v Angle v Sting and Sewell v Booker?
Isn't there only one Impact after this?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 27, 2009 16:59:56 GMT -5
Incidentally, am I right in saying that all we have booked for AAO is Ray v Devon v Angle v Sting and Sewell v Booker? Isn't there only one Impact after this? There's also Kong vs. ODB and Beer Money vs. Lethal Consequences announced. Maybe BP vs. Taylor/Roxxi, too.
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Post by donners on Jan 27, 2009 17:02:40 GMT -5
Ah, thanks. Still not looking like a good card so far, but surely Styles and/or Joe have to feature somewhere.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 27, 2009 19:14:38 GMT -5
Alright TNA, you win. I'm watching this for certain.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 27, 2009 19:35:15 GMT -5
Here's next week's spoilers.
Xplosion:
*TNA Tag Team champion Robert Roode defeated Consequences Creed.
Impact:
*The Main Event Mafia comes out. Kevin Nash takes the mic and says Samoa Joe has been cast into a new role...."my b***h." Kurt Angle tells TNA champion Sting that he thought he knew him but perhaps he doesn't. Angle said that he guarantees the TNA title will stay with the Main Event Mafia and tells Sting, "I'll see you later tonight. partner."
*Eric Young and Jay Lethal defeated The Motor City Machineguns. Young was a substitute for Consequences Creed who was attacked and laid out by Beer Money Inc. with a chairshot to the arm. Young enters the match and pinned Shelley. Shelley challenges Young to a X-Division title match at the Against All Odds PPV.
*Shane Sewell defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir by DQ. There was a ref bump and a second ref ran to the ring, only it was Booker T. He jumped Sewell and they brawled until security broke them up.
*The Beautiful People defeated Taylor Wilde and Roxxi. After paperbagging them, they beat them until the Governor made the save.
*Brutus Magnus defeated Shark Boy, then issued an open challenge for Against All Odds.
*Matt Morgan vs. Rhino went to a no contest. Morgan was going to nail the Hellavator on a chair on Rhino but Abyss hit the ring with a bag of thumbtacks and Morgan bailed. Abyss filled the ring with weapons and took a mic. He thanks Morgan for unleashing the old Abyss again and cuts a promo saying that Matt can call himself the DNA of TNA but this is what happens when you add Abyss to the equation and bloodies himself using the weapons. He says that you hurt the ones you love the most and that's true...and he will prove it at the PPV.
*Team 3D defeated TNA champion Sting and Kurt Angle by DQ when the Main Event Mafia ran in. The story of the match was that Angle wouldn't tag Sting in and flipped him off. The Mafia had to separate them after as 3D mocked them.
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 27, 2009 19:59:45 GMT -5
So Abyss loves matt?
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Post by renzino on Jan 27, 2009 20:26:54 GMT -5
This certainly sounds like an interesting Impact.
It's either going to be the best Impact ever or a huge train wreck.
Either way I'm watching it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 27, 2009 20:55:16 GMT -5
I found something:
Xplosion:
*Satanico del Exotico debuted, pinning Petey Williams after shocking him with a kiss and rolling him up.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 27, 2009 21:01:16 GMT -5
If Daffney has a gimmick where she has to still dress as Sarah Palin and she's only called "The Governor" the KO divison has gone to hell even more...
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 27, 2009 21:10:15 GMT -5
I found something: Xplosion: *Satanico del Exotico debuted, pinning Petey Williams after shocking him with a kiss and rolling him up. Ok, why isn't this on TV!!!!
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Jan 27, 2009 21:12:54 GMT -5
I found something: Xplosion: *Satanico del Exotico debuted, pinning Petey Williams after shocking him with a kiss and rolling him up. Ok, why isn't this on TV!!!! It will probably be on the website.
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Post by donners on Jan 27, 2009 21:32:04 GMT -5
So Samoa Joe is the new member of MEM?
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Post by chairshotshurthead on Jan 27, 2009 21:32:47 GMT -5
Here's next week's spoilers. Xplosion: *TNA Tag Team champion Robert Roode defeated Consequences Creed. Impact: *The Main Event Mafia comes out. Kevin Nash takes the mic and says Samoa Joe has been cast into a new role...."my b***h." Kurt Angle tells TNA champion Sting that he thought he knew him but perhaps he doesn't. Angle said that he guarantees the TNA title will stay with the Main Event Mafia and tells Sting, "I'll see you later tonight. partner." *Eric Young and Jay Lethal defeated The Motor City Machineguns. Young was a substitute for Consequences Creed who was attacked and laid out by Beer Money Inc. with a chairshot to the arm. Young enters the match and pinned Shelley. Shelley challenges Young to a X-Division title match at the Against All Odds PPV. *Shane Sewell defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir by DQ. There was a ref bump and a second ref ran to the ring, only it was Booker T. He jumped Sewell and they brawled until security broke them up. *The Beautiful People defeated Taylor Wilde and Roxxi. After paperbagging them, they beat them until the Governor made the save. *Brutus Magnus defeated Shark Boy, then issued an open challenge for Against All Odds. *Matt Morgan vs. Rhino went to a no contest. Morgan was going to nail the Hellavator on a chair on Rhino but Abyss hit the ring with a bag of thumbtacks and Morgan bailed. Abyss filled the ring with weapons and took a mic. He thanks Morgan for unleashing the old Abyss again and cuts a promo saying that Matt can call himself the DNA of TNA but this is what happens when you add Abyss to the equation and bloodies himself using the weapons. He says that you hurt the ones you love the most and that's true...and he will prove it at the PPV. *Team 3D defeated TNA champion Sting and Kurt Angle by DQ when the Main Event Mafia ran in. The story of the match was that Angle wouldn't tag Sting in and flipped him off. The Mafia had to separate them after as 3D mocked them. Wow, sounds like back to missable television after the nWo episode.
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Post by donners on Jan 27, 2009 21:51:40 GMT -5
Against All Odds as far as I can tell...
World Title Match Sting v Kurt Angle v Brother Ray v Brother Devon
Tag Titles Match Lethal Consequences v Beer Money
X Title Match Alex Shelley v Eric Young
Knockouts Title Match Awesome Kong v ODB
Abyss v Matt Morgan
Beautiful People v Taylor Wilde & Roxxi
Shane Sewell v Booker T
Brutus Magnus v
No Styles, Joe, Rhino, Sabin, Nash, LAX, Petey...I think there's going to be a multi-man match thrown in late again.
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jan 27, 2009 22:07:09 GMT -5
I'm not going to even bash TNA because it just to easy.
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