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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 12, 2009 7:39:58 GMT -5
The thread about the Skymall Catalogue made me think of the old Johnson Smith ads in magazines - the one above is far, far older than any that I read (gotta love the Silent Defender!), but the style remained generally consistent until comic books moved to Baxter paper in the 80s. So my challenge is for crappers to come up with their own pseudo Johnson Smith catalogue entries - if I had any drawing skill, I'd add pictures to my copy, but anything is good. Realistic Human Butt!Lifesize facsimile of human rear end - control panel on front - shock and appall ministers, aunts. Delight neighbourhood kids. Farts, poop, leakage. In black, white, or baboon. $2.50.
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 12, 2009 8:15:07 GMT -5
This one's aimed more at teenagers: Fake positive pregnancy tests! Girls-fool your lazy boyfriends into thinking it's time for them to "Man up" even if it's for a few days, or months, depending on how you're coming along. 5.99
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