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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 16:44:13 GMT -5
Daffney with a crossbody.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:52:10 GMT -5
Hamada locks on the Katahajime but Tara jumps in the ring and pulls Hamada off. Taylor then comes in and gets into a brawl. All four Knockouts get into a fight as officials comes done to stop it. With all this chaos the referee has no choice but to throw the match out.
West: Well this thing has just broken down. Tenay: We'll try and get some order here but we can go back to Kevin Nash and the search for Lashley.
Nash and Traci are outside a building called “The Play Area”
Well, here we are. I figure Bobby Lashley is like any other guy. He has needs. And looking at that girlfriend of his, those needs probably ain’t bein’ fulfilled. So I did some askin‘ around and I found out that this is the hottest club in the area. So, Trace and I figured we‘d check it out.
Nash and Traci enter the club.
Wow. I’ve never seen so many… breasts… at one time before.
Eh, this is nothin’! I ever tell you about that time when Shawn, Scotty and I-
Traci glares at Nash.
Shawn, Scotty and you did what?
Uh, nothing. We went fishing.
Oh that sounds like fun!
It was fun.
I caught a 9 footer. We grilled it up and a-ayayayayay.
The camera pans out to show a blonde with a pink streak in her hair and a nose ring.
Well, hello. My name‘s Kevin.
*Cutting Nash off* And I’m Traci. His girlfriend.
Kev, I gotta use the restroom. Can I trust you two alone?
*Not paying attention* Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Very reassuring.
Traci leaves and the scene ends. Cut to a couple minutes later. Traci returns, to find Kev’s face buried in the stripper’s-
KEVIN!!!
Traci! Hey! What‘s up?
I can’t leave you alone for even two minutes?! What the hell?!
Relax Trace, it’s cool!
How is it cool?! You were nose deep in some skank’s-
She goes both ways.
…..What?
And I hired her for the night.
….Well why didn’t you say so?! You know I’m always up for something different!
Oh I know baby, I know.
Nash starts making out with Traci. The stripper pulls him away and starts kissing him. Traci pulls him back as the two get into a tug of war over him.
Hey, like a great man once said, I’ll take ‘em both. I’m hardcore.
Ladies, there’s plenty of Big Sexy to go around!
Nash and the girls start to leave.
Wait a minute. What about Lashley?
Um…. Her name’s Ashley.
….Close enough.
The three leave the club as the scene ends.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:54:25 GMT -5
You know I just noticed the little inside joke there.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:55:33 GMT -5
Tenay: Don't. West: But it's not fair damnit! Tenay: Let's just move on to Team 3D v Daivari and Kiyoshi Tonight it's a tag team match but Final Resolution it will be every man for themselves with the Legends title on the line.
Penzer: Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 220 pounds, Kiyoshi!
Penzer: And his partner, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, Shawn Daivari!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 16:56:30 GMT -5
Daivari with a missile dropkick on Devon
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 17:01:49 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with a kick to the back of Ray's head.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2009 17:01:58 GMT -5
Ray with a 619
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 17:06:12 GMT -5
Team 3D set up for the 3D but the ref tries to get the illegal man, Ray, out of the ring. This allows Kiyoshi to come in and mists Devon behind the ref's back. Daivari follows up with the Legendary DDT. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, Kiyoshi and Shawn Daivari!
Tenay: Kiyoshi and Daivari on the same page tonight but can they work together tomorrow? West: With a title on the line? Not likely. Tenay: Well we can go to Lauren who is with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
I'm here with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. Tomorrow night you will team up to face Matt Morgan and Sting. But there has been some doubts who's side Chris is on.
Lauren, Chris is my brother. He's family. I never doubted for a second that he had my back. When you think WCTNA, Daniels and Styles are the first names that come to mind. Now I don't know what Sting's problem is or why he feels the need to ally with Matt Morgan. But tomorrow night he will feel the full fury of AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
Chris, obviously being in Tag Team action at the PPV means that you won't be defending your newly won X Division Title, when do you think we'll see that belt defended?
As soon as there's a worthy challenger, Lauren. There isn't one right now. But the Ultimate X Match coming up tomorrow night at Final Resolution should fix that. Anyone who scratches and claws their way to victory in Ultimate X deserves an opportunity. With that being said, don't confuse me wanting to help out AJ as me dodging a title defense. The X Division Championship means more to me that it does to anyone else in the world. There are simply bigger things at work right now.
Well on that note - I asked AJ, I'll ask you as well - there's been some questions about your loyalty to him...
Yea, questions from Matt Morgan. No where else. I said it last week, and I'll say it again; If AJ wants my help, I'll answer the call, no matter what anyone else might say or think. And here I stand, right next to The Phenomenal One. Right next to someone who wasn't stupid enough to fall for Matt Morgan's mind games. Right next to someone who saved me from taking a ride last week courtesy of Matt Morgan.
The same Matt Morgan that says you're allied with he and Sting.
The very same. And I think that stems from the fact that I am the only person in this company that seems to be able to beat him. He can't get over that, so he does his best to spread discord and enmity throughout the locker room, hoping that AJ falls into his traps. But what Matt needs to realize is that there are far, FAR worse things in this world than losing a wrestling match. And what he's trying to do to me and AJ? Thats one of them.
Tonight you will team to face the World Tag Team Champions the Murder City Machine Guns.
We know all about Alex and Chris. They're young guys at the top of their game. We won't be taking them lightly. under any other circumstance this will be a dream match. But tonight we are sending a message. Sting and Morgan better pay attention. See Sting I used to respect you. Hell, I was one of your biggest fans. But that was before you took away the thing I covet above all else. You took away my dream. Tonight the Phenomenal Angels ride again. And at Final Resolution, we take the first step toward the future.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 17:08:17 GMT -5
Tenay: And next Kevin Nash goes against Kurt Angle, the man he beat to earn a title shot. West: Nash may be tired after what we saw earlier. Tenay: You realise those segments are taped, right? West: ...shut up, Mike.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Scott Steiner and Jenna Morasca, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional wrestling only olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Penzer: And being accompanied by Traci Brooks, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 329 pounds, Kevin Nash!
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 17:12:46 GMT -5
Nash with elbows in the corner
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 17:13:03 GMT -5
Angle with a pointless headbutt.
And I though Scott was meant to be in his corner.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 17:15:27 GMT -5
Read it again. That bit was always there. I didn't forget and just this minute add it in or anything.
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 17:17:52 GMT -5
Read it again. That bit was always there. I didn't forget and just this minute add it in or anything. My bad. I've been a little off all day.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 17:23:32 GMT -5
Outside the ring, Traci and Jenna get into an argument that Scott Steiner interjects himself in. Angle gets distracted by this and turns into the Jackknife powerbomb. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash!
Steiner gets in Traci face and she slapos him in retaliation. Steiner advances on her until Nash grabs him from behind and throws him into the ring steps. Traci and Nash hurriedly leave.
Tenay: Nash prtective of Traci. West: Wouldn't you be.. Tenay: And we can now go to Lauren who is with Jay Lethal.
I was scheduled to interview Jay Lethal but it appears as if he's nowhere to be seen.
*Off camera*
Oooo Yeah, Black Machismo back in the Impact zone. Dig it!
Here he comes now and Jay, this is certainly different to how you've been over the last couple of months.
Well I'm not the only one who has appeared to change, Mean Gene. You're looking good.
If that was meant to be a compliment, then thank you but I'd like to ask whether you'll be watching the Motor City Machine Guns tonight when they face AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
You know something, I've loss quite a bit of stuff in this company like my continental title or Liz but I refuse to sit back and watch The Rockers hold my tag titles and I will get them back in 24 short hours at the Series for Survivors. As for tonight, I'm not wrestling but you can be sure that me and my partner will be watching and rooting for The US Express
Wait a minute, you're saying Desmond Wolfe is here tonight.
Why are you bringing up Dynamite?
Well last week, you said your partner was a former world champion who used a lariat and that he would be making his WCTNA debut. Who else could it be?
You might want to guess again but the fact of the matter is my partner could be the Brawler and I'd still win those tag team titles. Jannetty and what ever your partner is called, enjoy today because after the PPV, you'll never be close to these titles again. Ooooo Yeah, Dig It!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 17:25:32 GMT -5
West: What the hell is going on around here? Tenay: Well that match is next, the Guns v Styles and Daniels and this should be one hell of a match.
Penzer: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
Penzer: His partner from from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Penzer: And their opponents, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined wieght of 415 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin the Murder City Machine Guns!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 17:26:12 GMT -5
Maybe I should have continued to have Jay as a heel a little longer.
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 17:29:17 GMT -5
AJ with the pele kick, out of no where
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 17:32:29 GMT -5
Shelley goes for a springboard backflip three-quarter facelock falling reverse DDT but Daniels counters into a 90° spinning lifting sitout double underhook facebuster.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 17:42:11 GMT -5
Daniels makes the tag to Styles then goes for the BME but is pulled off by Shelley. Styles takes out Shelley then catches Sabin and hits the Styles Clash. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels!
Matt Morgan then appears from nowhere and hits the Crarboin Footprint on AJ. Morgan look to Sting who has come out to the stage. Sting nods and Morgan picks up AJ and hits the Hellevator.
Tenay: Morgan sending a message to AJ Styles. West: You notice he didn't go after Daniels. Tenay: So? That means nothing. Lauren is with Alissa Flash. West: Snore. Tenay: Oh shut up.
Please welcome my guest at this time, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash! Alissa, tomorrow night you go into battle for your title in a triple threat match against Sarita and Angelina Love. But tonight, you have to team with Sarita as you two take on Angelina and her partner in the Beautiful People, Velvet Sky. Can you even trust Sarita tonight? She has as much to gain as Angelina does from hurting you out there. And at the PPV, it seems to me that the odds are stacked against you big time, especially when you also take into account that you don't even need to be involved in the pinfall or submission to lose your championship.
Can I trust Sarita? Probably not. Can she trust me? Not at all. But the fact of the matter is we're going to HAVE to work together atleast for tonight. It's the only way we stand any chance of coming out victorious and with a little bit of momentum.
And yes I can lose without losing so to speak. The only way to nullify that is to stay involved in the match from start to finish. When I get knocked down, I've got to get right back up again immediately and soldier on. Simple as that.
The Beautiful People have made a lot of nasty remarks about you in recent times...
Alissa starts to smile and nod her head.
Last week on iMPACT! I had the... "pleasure" of interviewing them and their comments were disgusting honestly.
Well Lauren, I would say the comments were below the belt, but clearly they think the issue is above the belt - which happens to the Women's Knockout Championship belt by the way. But seriously Lauren. The Beautiful People think that I'm fat? Is that what the implication is? I didn't realise we were back in kindergarten here, because surely such a terrible insult could only come out of the mouth of a kindergarten kid.
Ladies... maybe not the right term to use regarding you 3... but ladies, look at me!
Alissa lifts up the bottom of her shirt to show her abdominal region.
This isn't fat.
Alissa flexes one arm.
I'm not exactly Bobby Lashley here, but that ain't fat either.
Velvet and Madison, I understand why you two MIGHT think I'm fat, given how little working out you two clearly do, but Angelina? You... sad as it is for me to say it.. ARE like me in this respect. You work out too, and yet you call me fat? If the only reason this was said was to make me feel bad about myself, I hate to break it to you girls, but you've failed miserably, because I find it absolutely hysterical.
Now you can roll out all the insults you want, as I'm sure you probably will do again before Final Resolution, but I'm a strong woman. I'm physically strong, but I'm mentally strong too. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Angelina, you'd better be stick and stone resistant, because I don't fight my battles with words. And tomorrow night you just may break a few bones.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2009 17:43:47 GMT -5
Flips just flips
Oh and I vote for The Guns
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