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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 15, 2010 17:32:13 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena as a camera man asks the former champion his thoughts on War Games.
LN: So the manager of Champions The Sam stepped down from his War Games spot which is very smart and replaced himself with the current hardcore champion Boiler Room Brawler and I love it! Boiler Room Brawler is a perfect fit for War Games because in War Games anything goes which is right up BRB's alley. Now YellowJacket, War Games is a very violent match which is not for the weak of heart. YellowJacket can denounce the hardcore division all he wants but the hardcore division has produced more World Heavyweight Champions than the Inter-Forum division. Your so called leader Seth is a former hardcore champion and has participated in numerous hardcore brawls over the last year and a half including two against me. Anyway, at War Games, people will be carried out on stretchers, and the team standing over the injured bodies, will be THE SAM'S TEAM!!
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Post by General Adam on Feb 15, 2010 18:10:23 GMT -5
*is seen backstage with Bongo after his match* Shetty...you have been a throne in my side for too long. Not only did you have to cheat to win, you gloat over it like you won a damn Oscar, and I gotta tell ya Shetty you were damn lucky that Bongo here didn't rip your head off!
I believe that you already know what's going to happen at Ernest goes to Wargame? You and me in a Monkey Boot Camp match. Nobody is talking about wargames Shetty! They are talking about me and you in the monkey boot camp match. Now you are asking yourself "How dangerous is this match?" Well Shetty...wargames.....is nothing compared to what you and I are gonna do to each other. Our blood, our sweat, and our tears will stain the mat. You better bring everything you got Shetty, because when I'm done with you....you are going to be a shell of your former self. I"ll see you at EGTWG.
Let's go Bongo...I promised Tinkers I be home before ten.
*Bongo grunts*
Yeah we got back together.
*Bongo grunts*
Last week. I know I'm surprised to, but to tell the truth....I did kinda miss her.
*Bongo grunts*
Indeed she is a beast in the sack...hey wait a minute...how do you know about that?
*Bongo points to a video tape*
Oh good god where did you get that?
*Bongo grunts*
Really? How much?
*Bongo grunts*
I better get a cut of that
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2010 22:46:10 GMT -5
*Sparks is knocking violently on Seth Drakin's door. He is wearing a black jacket and a white T-Shirt*
Seth...SETH! Open up! I need to talk to you...
*A look of fierce anger comes over his face*
Seth, you know well and good that Amigo's "open contract signing" was not fair at all! It wasn't an official challenge! I wasn't even AT Niteraw! He knows that I had the night off. I hate to sound like a child, but in all honesty, it wasn't fair. Not in the least, and I want an OFFICIAL contract signing on Niteraw next week! I WILL have my match. I'm tired of all of these pointless games.
*Sparks starts storming away, but he suddenly stops. He slowly turns around with a smirk and walks up to the door.*
Oh, and one last thing. I want a full team of elite enforcers around the ring, just to make sure "everything" goes according to plan...goodbye.
*Sparks walks off, chuckling to himself.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 15, 2010 23:24:17 GMT -5
*Sparks is knocking violently on Seth Drakin's door. He is wearing a black jacket and a white T-Shirt* Seth...SETH! Open up! I need to talk to you...*A look of fierce anger comes over his face* Seth, you know well and good that Amigo's "open contract signing" was not fair at all! It wasn't an official challenge! I wasn't even AT Niteraw! He knows that I had the night off. I hate to sound like a child, but in all honesty, it wasn't fair. Not in the least, and I want an OFFICIAL contract signing on Niteraw next week! I WILL have my match. I'm tired of all of these pointless games. *Sparks starts storming away, but he suddenly stops. He slowly turns around with a smirk and walks up to the door.* Oh, and one last thing. I want a full team of elite enforcers around the ring, just to make sure "everything" goes according to plan...goodbye.*Sparks walks off, chuckling to himself.* *Amigo is in Seth's office, also in his chair*
Ugh, when is he going to show up?
*Gets Spark's spiel*
..................................................Oh yeah, like that's going to happen. This is the most poorly-designed trap in the history of traps.
Besides, I have bigger fish to fry then some stupid kid brother who wants my attention. Like eliminating my Wargames competition.
*Continues to wait for Seth*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2010 0:12:48 GMT -5
*Sparks is knocking violently on Seth Drakin's door. He is wearing a black jacket and a white T-Shirt* Seth...SETH! Open up! I need to talk to you...*A look of fierce anger comes over his face* Seth, you know well and good that Amigo's "open contract signing" was not fair at all! It wasn't an official challenge! I wasn't even AT Niteraw! He knows that I had the night off. I hate to sound like a child, but in all honesty, it wasn't fair. Not in the least, and I want an OFFICIAL contract signing on Niteraw next week! I WILL have my match. I'm tired of all of these pointless games. *Sparks starts storming away, but he suddenly stops. He slowly turns around with a smirk and walks up to the door.* Oh, and one last thing. I want a full team of elite enforcers around the ring, just to make sure "everything" goes according to plan...goodbye.*Sparks walks off, chuckling to himself.* *Amigo is in Seth's office, also in his chair*
Ugh, when is he going to show up?
*Gets Spark's spiel*
..................................................Oh yeah, like that's going to happen. This is the most poorly-designed trap in the history of traps.
Besides, I have bigger fish to fry then some stupid kid brother who wants my attention. Like eliminating my Wargames competition.
*Continues to wait for Seth**Seth steps into his office and looks at Amigo.* Seth: My apologies for being unavailable for a short time, but I would like to welcome you to the right side of this little war between me and Sam. Now I was told that you had something to tell me so as was once said somewhere; the floor is yours.
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 16, 2010 0:16:30 GMT -5
I have to say, I personally am very happy to see the Boiler Room Brawler join our team for War Games. Mr. Drakin had his chance to have the both of us on his side, but he decided to ignore us and take us for granted at every turn, despite our attempts to make his early tenure as C.E.O. that much easier. He locked us out and pushed us aside and now it's coming back to haunt him. I said many months ago that not accepting us would be the biggest mistake he's ever made, and look where we are now. With his in-ring career hanging in the balance, and a chance for him to have it under his own control once again. But you see, we aren't going to let that happen.
War Games, the match that just one year ago, I was the MVP of! I carried Seth Drakin, I carried Jazzman, I carried my entire team through that match and we came out on top. I was the workhorse, I was the first man in, I fought and fought and gave everything I had to earn that victory, no matter what odds were against me.
Luckily for me, this year, I don't have to worry about carrying anybody. Because this is the greatest collection of warriors ever assembled. Naitch, Brawler, Carroll, Michaels, and myself are ready for war. We are ready for anything that Team Drakin throws at us. But most importantly, we are ready for victory.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 16, 2010 0:26:37 GMT -5
*Amigo is in Seth's office, also in his chair*
Ugh, when is he going to show up?
*Gets Spark's spiel*
..................................................Oh yeah, like that's going to happen. This is the most poorly-designed trap in the history of traps.
Besides, I have bigger fish to fry then some stupid kid brother who wants my attention. Like eliminating my Wargames competition.
*Continues to wait for Seth* *Seth steps into his office and looks at Amigo.* Seth: My apologies for being unavailable for a short time, but I would like to welcome you to the right side of this little war between me and Sam. Now I was told that you had something to tell me so as was once said somewhere; the floor is yours. Well we both know that in order for Square and I to get those tag title shots, both of needed to be in this match. Still, I do hate TheSam for creating me, so yeah.
*Stands up*
Anyways, there is still a bit of time left before the match, and I thought we could use this time for weakening the other team. We can do some sort of best of five with a roulette or bingo thing, but it never hurts to have the advantage.
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Post by delurked on Feb 16, 2010 10:09:37 GMT -5
(Exterior shot. It’s a grey, windy afternoon, the sun blotted out by a constant wave of rolling clouds. The hand camera pans up in a close shot of the front façade of a ramshackle two story house. A hand moves into the frame to knock on the door, but stops when the sound of something hard and sharp striking something that is not, followed by a labored “Nrgh!”, is heard. The camera pans away from the door, towards the back of the house. The noises are heard again, then: screams! The cameraman begins to sprint now in the direction of the sounds, rounding the corner breathlessly to witness-
“Oh, hello. Glad you made it,” Titanothere is in his backyard, still wearing his overalls and long-sleeved tee, but now with an added down vest and watch cap. He is standing shin deep in a large hole, ax high above his head. He swings it down, hacking away at what is now revealed as a large stump root, “I could use a break.”
He clambers out, leaning on a shovel stuck in the ground nearby for balance. He goes over to the picnic table and picks up a bottle of beer and takes a long drink, then sets it down. The camera notes that his silver helmet with the “Y” shaped horn is also on the table, and begins to zoom in on it, “I wanted you to stop by because-“
Screams again! The camera whirls to the left, to the tree line, where the top of a roller coaster ride is visible. A line of cars has reached the peak, and begins its rapid trek downward, “Never buy a house near an amusement park, no matter how great the deal is,” Titanothere says simply when the camera turns back to him.
“Anyways, I wanted to explain to the fans what exactly “Titanothere” means, since I got word there’s been some confusion,” he pulls a folded up piece of notebook paper from his pocket, “According to the dictionary, a Titanothere is ‘any of an extinct family of large, odd-toed ungulates from the Eocene Period’" he tucks the paper back in his overalls, "I hope that clears things up, since I really want to do my best to help the World Wrestle Crap Federation any way I can.”
Titanothere wades back into the hole. After spitting on both hands he reaches down to grab hold of the stump. With a longer, more primal “Nrgh!” he pulls at it, his muscles straining, his face reddening, wrenching the stump back and forth until he rips it free from the ground in a shower of dirt and splinters. After tossing it to the side he looks back to the camera and advises, “Just don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. “)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 10:29:18 GMT -5
*is seen backstage with Bongo after his match* Shetty...you have been a throne in my side for too long. Not only did you have to cheat to win, you gloat over it like you won a damn Oscar, and I gotta tell ya Shetty you were damn lucky that Bongo here didn't rip your head off!
I believe that you already know what's going to happen at Ernest goes to Wargame? You and me in a Monkey Boot Camp match. Nobody is talking about wargames Shetty! They are talking about me and you in the monkey boot camp match. Now you are asking yourself "How dangerous is this match?" Well Shetty...wargames.....is nothing compared to what you and I are gonna do to each other. Our blood, our sweat, and our tears will stain the mat. You better bring everything you got Shetty, because when I'm done with you....you are going to be a shell of your former self. I"ll see you at EGTWG.
Let's go Bongo...I promised Tinkers I be home before ten.*Bongo grunts* Yeah we got back together.*Bongo grunts* Last week. I know I'm surprised to, but to tell the truth....I did kinda miss her.*Bongo grunts* Indeed she is a beast in the sack...hey wait a minute...how do you know about that?*Bongo points to a video tape* Oh good god where did you get that?*Bongo grunts* Really? How much?*Bongo grunts* I better get a cut of that General, you just don't get it. You think I need to bring my all? My all is a war crime! I'm illegal in all 50 states, thats the real reason I'm in WWCF. Every other promotion is to scared to have a maniac like myself destroying its talent. And you actually agreed to a match where I can fully show my brutality? Is that wise? You just don't understand, General, is that Inspector Shetty is stronger than Chuck Norris. Inspector Shetty is harder than Steven Segal. Inspector Shetty is faster than the Flash. And Inspector Shetty is better than you!
So when I enter that cell, General, if you have a sex slave Tinkers, or male bum bum partner Bongo, it does not matter. Because your not stepping in that Monkey Boot Camp with the Playa From The Himalayas. Your stepping in with the devil incarnate himself. And I will not just beat you, General... I will simply [glow=red,2,300]BREAK [/glow] you.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Feb 16, 2010 11:26:11 GMT -5
A cameraman is sneaking around the back. He comes upon a creaked open door, which reveals the Yellow Jacket and Evil M inside. Unbeknownst to them, he crouches and records their conversation.
YJ: "I do not want that degenerate Amigo on our team!"
M: "Tough luck, he is on our team."
YJ: "Tough luck, that's all you can say? This man is what is wrong with the WWCF, and now we have to team with him. And all you can say is tough luck?!?"
M: "Yes, that's all I can say. Why? Because, as much as the both of us despise him and everything he stands for, he's the perfect fit for our team."
YJ: "How so?"
M: "You may not have realized this, YJ, but WarGames isn't a wrestling match. It's exactly what it's called: a war. Straight-up wrestling won't get you very far in this match. What will, however, is brawling, something Amigo knows a lot about. Something I know a lot about. I may be changing my ways as of late, but at WarGames, I'm resorting back to my old standards and putting up a fight. If you want to try and win the match via wrestling, go right ahead. I can promise you it won't get you very far. If you want to survive in this match, you have to unleash your dark side for one night. That includes teaming up with a man that you hate. Do I make myself clear?"
Jacket looks angry, but that shortly changes to acceptance.
YJ: "You're right. WarGames isn't a match, it's a fight. If that means for one night only, I must go against everything I stand for, then so be it. I'm not in this match to make a change. I'm in this match to help out Mr. Drakin."
M: "Exactly!"
YJ: "I will say one thing, though. If Amigo gets in my way, I will have no problem taking him out."
Evil M shakes his head.
M: "Fine, whate..."
M notices the cameraman.
M: "Who the hell is that?"
YJ: "What?"
M: "There's somebody at the door."
Evil M and Yellow Jacket charge the door. The cameraman stumbles and falls back, with the camera losing reception and going black.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 16, 2010 12:14:46 GMT -5
Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room, surrounded by expensive customized drum kits.
Another week, another success for Heavy Metal Hollywood. I wasn't joking when I said we were gonna tear right through the WWCF, and we're proving to everybody that this as legit as it gets.
Yeah, I can admit the Equalizers are good wrestlers, but they weren't good enough to stop us. Seeing Viva getting the pinfall on Aaron only served to once again show that he has what it takes to win the WWCF Title, and I'm nothing but confident that he will do just that at Ernest Goes To Wargames.
Now at this moment, the Heavy Metal Express doesn't have a match at the PPV. However, it would be almost criminal not to have the Tag Team Champions on the show, and we have an announcement to make - an announcement that will definitely rock this company, if you catch my drift.
Whoever is next in line to take on Dave and I, just know this. We worked damn hard for those title belts, we were written off but we beat the 3-time champions the Southwest Connection fair and square, after all their taunts and claims. We will continue to pick up victories, we will fight twice as hard as we rock, and I don't care if its Square and Amigo, if its Voodoo Champagne, if it is indeed Naitch and Tyfo that are next in line - you're gonna get a taste of destruction.
The revolution will be televised, and if you don't like it, Heavy Metal Hollywood doesn't care.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2010 12:21:43 GMT -5
*Seth steps into his office and looks at Amigo.* Seth: My apologies for being unavailable for a short time, but I would like to welcome you to the right side of this little war between me and Sam. Now I was told that you had something to tell me so as was once said somewhere; the floor is yours. Well we both know that in order for Square and I to get those tag title shots, both of needed to be in this match. Still, I do hate TheSam for creating me, so yeah.
*Stands up*
Anyways, there is still a bit of time left before the match, and I thought we could use this time for weakening the other team. We can do some sort of best of five with a roulette or bingo thing, but it never hurts to have the advantage. Seth: I do like your idea....the winner of the best of 5 can have the advantage of getting their guy in first. However, The Sam has not revealed all his guys yet and until that happens, I will not put my men in any jeopardy of not knowing who their opponent is.
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Post by Square on Feb 16, 2010 13:19:53 GMT -5
Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room, surrounded by expensive customized drum kits. Another week, another success for Heavy Metal Hollywood. I wasn't joking when I said we were gonna tear right through the WWCF, and we're proving to everybody that this as legit as it gets.
Yeah, I can admit the Equalizers are good wrestlers, but they weren't good enough to stop us. Seeing Viva getting the pinfall on Aaron only served to once again show that he has what it takes to win the WWCF Title, and I'm nothing but confident that he will do just that at Ernest Goes To Wargames.
Now at this moment, the Heavy Metal Express doesn't have a match at the PPV. However, it would be almost criminal not to have the Tag Team Champions on the show, and we have an announcement to make - an announcement that will definitely rock this company, if you catch my drift.
Whoever is next in line to take on Dave and I, just know this. We worked damn hard for those title belts, we were written off but we beat the 3-time champions the Southwest Connection fair and square, after all their taunts and claims. We will continue to pick up victories, we will fight twice as hard as we rock, and I don't care if its Square and Amigo, if its Voodoo Champagne, if it is indeed Naitch and Tyfo that are next in line - you're gonna get a taste of destruction.
The revolution will be televised, and if you don't like it, Heavy Metal Hollywood doesn't care. The revolution will be televised? Why are you stealing the Revolution of Evolution's saying. Seriously, if you start using a roaring spinning elbow there will be a law suit
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 16, 2010 15:04:40 GMT -5
Well we both know that in order for Square and I to get those tag title shots, both of needed to be in this match. Still, I do hate TheSam for creating me, so yeah.
*Stands up*
Anyways, there is still a bit of time left before the match, and I thought we could use this time for weakening the other team. We can do some sort of best of five with a roulette or bingo thing, but it never hurts to have the advantage. Seth: I do like your idea....the winner of the best of 5 can have the advantage of getting their guy in first. However, The Sam has not revealed all his guys yet and until that happens, I will not put my men in any jeopardy of not knowing who their opponent is. Um, I think they did last night. It's the Southwest Connection, BoilerRoomBrawler, Jay Carroll and Jonathan Micheals. TheSam gave up his spot.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 16, 2010 15:24:46 GMT -5
Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room, surrounded by expensive customized drum kits. Another week, another success for Heavy Metal Hollywood. I wasn't joking when I said we were gonna tear right through the WWCF, and we're proving to everybody that this as legit as it gets.
Yeah, I can admit the Equalizers are good wrestlers, but they weren't good enough to stop us. Seeing Viva getting the pinfall on Aaron only served to once again show that he has what it takes to win the WWCF Title, and I'm nothing but confident that he will do just that at Ernest Goes To Wargames.
Now at this moment, the Heavy Metal Express doesn't have a match at the PPV. However, it would be almost criminal not to have the Tag Team Champions on the show, and we have an announcement to make - an announcement that will definitely rock this company, if you catch my drift.
Whoever is next in line to take on Dave and I, just know this. We worked damn hard for those title belts, we were written off but we beat the 3-time champions the Southwest Connection fair and square, after all their taunts and claims. We will continue to pick up victories, we will fight twice as hard as we rock, and I don't care if its Square and Amigo, if its Voodoo Champagne, if it is indeed Naitch and Tyfo that are next in line - you're gonna get a taste of destruction.
The revolution will be televised, and if you don't like it, Heavy Metal Hollywood doesn't care. The revolution will be televised? Why are you stealing the Revolution of Evolution's saying. Seriously, if you start using a roaring spinning elbow there will be a law suitOOC: Didn't know that was your catchphrase, sorry. I've been using it for a couple of weeks now. Don't sue Headbanger Man, they'll take his drums away!
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Post by Viva on Feb 16, 2010 15:35:35 GMT -5
f*** that. Square uses every catchphrase known to man. Poorly, I might add. Keep using it. He'll find another horrible one to use once and stop using. That doesn't make it his.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2010 15:48:55 GMT -5
Seth: I do like your idea....the winner of the best of 5 can have the advantage of getting their guy in first. However, The Sam has not revealed all his guys yet and until that happens, I will not put my men in any jeopardy of not knowing who their opponent is. Um, I think they did last night. It's the Southwest Connection, BoilerRoomBrawler, Jay Carroll and Jonathan Micheals. TheSam gave up his spot. Seth: Damn, I must have been somewhere else because I dont remember that announcement.
Anyway.....I think I like your idea and the winner will get the advantage entering War Games. So let's wait to see if Sam has the balls to accept.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 16, 2010 15:52:31 GMT -5
*Looks at the schedule*
Seth: Nevermind.....the ppv is next week so instead, since I am CEO here.....I am giving my team the advantage.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 16, 2010 16:00:49 GMT -5
*Checks watch*
Where did the time go?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 16:14:24 GMT -5
We sure got spoiled with the five weeks to build up last month's PPV.
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