Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 16, 2010 20:11:08 GMT -5
f*** that. Square uses every catchphrase known to man. Poorly, I might add. Keep using it. He'll find another horrible one to use once and stop using. That doesn't make it his. He better not start saying "And, Cut."
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Square
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Post by Square on Feb 16, 2010 20:20:52 GMT -5
f*** that. Square uses every catchphrase known to man. Poorly, I might add. Keep using it. He'll find another horrible one to use once and stop using. That doesn't make it his. ...No, I use every nickname under the sun. The Revolution will be televised, and your screwed is the constant catchphrase that I use in most promos. I'm like the Rock in this sense, he had dozens of nicknames but always if you smell. And,Cut
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 20:24:03 GMT -5
I sense some animosity
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Feb 16, 2010 20:28:03 GMT -5
f*** that. Square uses every catchphrase known to man. Poorly, I might add. Keep using it. He'll find another horrible one to use once and stop using. That doesn't make it his. ...No, I use every nickname under the sun. The Revolution will be televised, and your screwed is the constant catchphrase that I use in most promos. I'm like the Rock in this sense, he had dozens of nicknames but always if you smell. And,Cut *you're
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 16, 2010 20:29:27 GMT -5
I'll change it to "The revolution will be beamed into your homes via cathode rays, bitches!"
...I'll work on it.
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Square
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Post by Square on Feb 16, 2010 20:30:20 GMT -5
Don't you have some chickens to kill? Also WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUMAN SUN'S 20 DOLLARS YOU OWE HIM?!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 20:32:59 GMT -5
Don't you have some chickens to kill? Also WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUMAN SUN'S 20 DOLLARS YOU OWE HIM?!Dayve said he'd pay it
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Square
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Post by Square on Feb 16, 2010 20:33:55 GMT -5
Don't you have some chickens to kill? Also WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUMAN SUN'S 20 DOLLARS YOU OWE HIM?!Dayve said he'd pay it Dayve also said that teaming with Whitey would help your career, Dayve is a liar
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 16, 2010 21:17:31 GMT -5
Don't you have some chickens to kill? Also WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUMAN SUN'S 20 DOLLARS YOU OWE HIM?!Dayve said he'd pay it Dayve also said that teaming with Whitey would help your career, Dayve is a liar You won't be talking to my tag partner like that, Square. Here's your 20, now be gone.*Jay pulls out a bankroll and flicks a $20 in Square's face, then stares at him*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 21:20:32 GMT -5
Dayve also said that teaming with Whitey would help your career, Dayve is a liar You won't be talking to my tag partner like that, Square. Here's your 20, now be gone.*Jay pulls out a bankroll and flicks a $20 in Square's face, then stares at him* *TTS Snatches the twenty* Hey now I pay my debts!
C'mon Jay lets go get a drink..........on you of course
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 16, 2010 21:22:34 GMT -5
You won't be talking to my tag partner like that, Square. Here's your 20, now be gone.*Jay pulls out a bankroll and flicks a $20 in Square's face, then stares at him* *TTS Snatches the twenty* Hey now I pay my debts!
C'mon Jay lets go get a drink..........on you of course Of course. We're good from Monday night, right?
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 16, 2010 21:28:50 GMT -5
Square, Don't make me call your parents, Rhombus and Parallellogram.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 21:32:45 GMT -5
*TTS Snatches the twenty* Hey now I pay my debts!
C'mon Jay lets go get a drink..........on you of course Of course. We're good from Monday night, right? Nothing a couple rounds won't fix
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Post by Square on Feb 16, 2010 21:41:34 GMT -5
Dayve also said that teaming with Whitey would help your career, Dayve is a liar You won't be talking to my tag partner like that, Square. Here's your 20, now be gone.*Jay pulls out a bankroll and flicks a $20 in Square's face, then stares at him* The Revolution of Evolution will do whatever he wants when it comes to that title stealing bag of crap you call a partner.
And oh yeah, well done on making the stupidest decision of your life. Seriously, you had all the potential in the world but yet you threw it away to be on Team Sam. It's almost sad, however it's not because you are nothing more than a knuckle dragging nethanderthal and the Human Sun will burn you alive.
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 16, 2010 22:25:06 GMT -5
*Looks at the schedule* Seth: Nevermind.....the ppv is next week so instead, since I am CEO here.....I am giving my team the advantage. I can't say i'm surprised Seth. Just remember, don't cry too much when The Family and Jonathan Michaels get the win.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 16, 2010 22:57:36 GMT -5
The Smokin Vokoun is sitting down and leaning on a white wall...it's unclear where exactly he is at.
(He laughs quietly) I'm sure all of you want to know one thing about Ol' Smoky: Why would I choose to form an alliance with Xavian Gunn? Oh I'm sure all of you are saying (in a high mocking voice) "Oh...you said you hated everybody"....WELL I DO!!! But you see my friends...I may be a crazed psychopath..BUT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! Just because I like to destroy everyone in my pate, just because I like to see my opponents plead for their pathetic lives, I love to see their own BLOOD, flow out of their bodies. But that doesn't mean I don't have feelings. You see, I never had anyone in my life...understand me before. Xavian Gunn is someone that doesn't put the blame on me for what has happened in my life. But he thinks that the reason I am the way I am... is because...OF ALL YOU. He knows that Mankind is sick, twisted and all together evil. All my life, I've tried to seek help from people...all I've gotten in return is my head beaten and a hurt soul. You see, I've always known these things about people...but no one would ever listen to a freak like me .
When I was hungry, NONE you didn't give me food to eat! When I was thirsty, none of you gave me no drink! When I was wallowing on the street, none of you took me in! When I was naked, no one clothed me! But when I was sick in prison...one man did come visit me...and that man was Xavian Gunn. He told me, that he and he alone truly understood my pain and my suffering. And he also realized that I am the next big superstar of the WWCF and he said to me..."Come with me...and together we will rule not only the WWCF...but the whole of society." He was the one that bailed me out of jail last week. He sees something in me that one has ever seen. A man a very very dangerous man. NOTHING WILL STOP US!!!! Cause Smokin Vokoun.....isn't jokin. (He giggles and then starts to laugh out loud)[/color]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 16, 2010 23:17:35 GMT -5
So, basically, you are a former Hobo that graduated from the Bum Fighting circuits to here? Did you by chance know TTS from the dumpsters, as well?
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 16, 2010 23:27:35 GMT -5
So, basically, you are a former Hobo that graduated from the Bum Fighting circuits to here? Did you by chance know TTS from the dumpsters, as well? Hard to miss someone wearing a voodoo skull. I thought it was just the rum screwing with my head.[/color]
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 16, 2010 23:28:14 GMT -5
So, here I sit, the most valuable commodity in the the WWCF, the longest reigning world champion ever and the man who was courted by both sides of War Games to be that 5th guy. Oh yeah, both sides wanted me but in the end I went with the sure thing and that's Seth. What Seth gave me was an opportunity to prove to you fans that I'm still the best in the world and for joining him I too would be rewarded, but that's not important now. What is important to for me to focus for Monday.
Now Sam, I know you came to the table with the offer to joining the family and whatever, but let's face facts buddy. You couldn't give me what I wanted. You could have given me the chance I wanted when I debuted, to be a part of The Family, hell go back and find my first promo, it's all there. But no, you shut the door on me when I wanted a chance and look what you missed out on, only the best wrestler to ever enter this company. So at Earnest goes to War Games I find it so appropriate that I will be the man to defeat your team.
Now, there is an issue to this War Games match and that's the inclusion of 1 Jay Carroll. Finally we meet face to face and we can get our hands on each other. Well Jay, I say why even wait to get it going? How about kid, you wanted me all those months ago, throwing out empty challenges and the like. Well now you can have me for 5 minutes alone inside that cage. You and I go in #1 for our team and we fight it out like real men, whadda say?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 16, 2010 23:32:20 GMT -5
*From The Boiler Room*
*BRB emerges from the mists with his pipe wrench over his shoulders.*
There's so much mudslinging leading up to Ernest Goes To Wargames that I feel like there's gonna be not enough getting down and dirty in the main event.
I hereby reserve judgment of all of you on Team Drakin.
You'll all know how I feel about each and every one of you when I swing my big, massive, pipe wrench straight into your skulls!
And speaking of which... DR Jackson, what goes around comes around!
It's about time that someone finally cleaned your clock and brought you back to earth.
All it took was for me, BRB, to get as mad as hell and deciding to not take it anymore!
I'd best be watching your back at Ernest Goes to Wargames Jackson, because maybe the next time your match gets explosive, it just might actually be me!
NYAH-AHEHEHA-HEHEHAHEHA![/I]
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