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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2010 23:57:00 GMT -5
...No, I use every nickname under the sun. The Revolution will be televised, and your screwed is the constant catchphrase that I use in most promos. I'm like the Rock in this sense, he had dozens of nicknames but always if you smell. And,Cut *you're Point: Viva I'll change it to "The revolution will be beamed into your homes via cathode rays, bitches!" ...I'll work on it. I think it's a keeper. ;D
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Post by Viva on Feb 17, 2010 4:46:19 GMT -5
I left my crown at the bar. Luckily, D-Day Dave (the designated driver for last night) picked it up and put it in the trunk before we left. I know I can always count on that guy to keep my ducks in a row.
Anyways, big match Sunday. The biggest match of my career. I guess you could say that I've finally reached the spot where I've belonged all along, the top of this company. I wanted it when I was the pathetic little altruistic good guy, and I got it when I traded in my ethics for cash, movies, women, booze, and drugs. Funny how that works, isn't it? I can accomplish more than most of you assholes in the back while simultaneously keepin' a train of bitches on my arm. Don't get jealous yet. There's still more for me to do. It's kind of odd being in the position I'm in right now. I haven't smelled failure in a long time, a long damn time. I can't sympathize with losers like Square. I can't comiserate with dumbasses like M.O.P, Johnathon Michaels.
When the smoke clears, and the dust settles, one thing remains true in this company. Your King, The Paparazzi Primadonna, the BRIGHTEST star the likes of this company, neigh, the world has ever seen, is a f***ING WINNER. I am on the top of my game, and I'm riding a streak of wins faster than an Olympic luger. Too soon? Too bad. Kiss my ass you lazy son of a bitches. You f***ing douchebags sit on your couches jumping at the chance to root for a sellout fake detective, all too ready to boo me on Sunday. I'll be extra sure to pose on all four corners with my brand new belt, the treasure of my kingdom, the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship belt. The crown atop my head will never fall, and when the belt finally fastens around my waist, the dawning of a new era will be initiated in the WWCF. The Hierarchy of Hollywood will continue its dominance on this federation. Heavy Metal Hollywood will be in control of two of the big three championships.
But back to the topic at hand. Just so you know, Aaron. I'll have all the King's horses, and all the king's men with me on Sunday. They'll be waiting right behind the curtain for your Equaloser friends to come to your aid. There will be consequences to interfering with my moment. You have been warned. I'm ready for you, and current events show that you're not ready for what I have in store. Good luck, Detective. I might even let you kiss the crown before our match, the highest honor bestowed upon a loser such as yourself.
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Post by skiller on Feb 17, 2010 5:03:35 GMT -5
Just over one week ago, the world was on the edge of their seat as they thought that the one, the only, the Technical Professional had been set to pasture.
Well good news WWCF Universe. I'm back, I'm feeling good, and I'm well fed. But while I'd love to say things are completely peachy, truth is I am hurting. That's right I'm in pain, all because of a masked Mexican and his decrepit manager. You see Mr. Quintana Roo, the scars may heal. The bruses will fade. But this, *motions to his heart* this is broken and beyond repair. I don't know who you think you are. But that doesn't matter because I already know. Your scrub tactics, yes, scrub tactics, won't get you far for long. In fact I'm going to make it a priority to ensure it.
But as much as I'd love to dwell on you Quzee-Roo. I have another matter to deal with. Next week at Earnest Goes To Wargames, yours truly will take part in a big match against three guys who hold championship gold. Now before you get too excited, none of it's on the line. But from my perspective by winning the match I almost guarantee a future title shot at whomever I beat. Whether it's WWCF Tag Team Champions D-Day Dave and The Headbanger Man. Or maybe even Inter-Forum Champion DR Jackson. Either way I predict the next few weeks in the life of the Technical Professional to be... fruitful.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 17, 2010 12:26:35 GMT -5
You won't be talking to my tag partner like that, Square. Here's your 20, now be gone.*Jay pulls out a bankroll and flicks a $20 in Square's face, then stares at him* The Revolution of Evolution will do whatever he wants when it comes to that title stealing bag of crap you call a partner.
And oh yeah, well done on making the stupidest decision of your life. Seriously, you had all the potential in the world but yet you threw it away to be on Team Sam. It's almost sad, however it's not because you are nothing more than a knuckle dragging nethanderthal and the Human Sun will burn you alive.Spare me this talk about my "potential" and how I've thrown it away because I choose the opposing side, Square. As captain of Team Drakin, you had the oppurtunity to recruit me, and you didn't. You probably figured I would volunteer my services, or beg Seth in exchange for a favor granted. It's not your fault your eye for talent sucks, you're too busy feeding your ego delusions of grandeur and copyrighting every half-assed catchphrase you can think of to see anyone else's "potential". And now that I've joined The Family, and you're aware of who I am, you're going to downplay me just to make yourself feel better?
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Post by Square on Feb 17, 2010 14:44:49 GMT -5
The Revolution of Evolution will do whatever he wants when it comes to that title stealing bag of crap you call a partner.
And oh yeah, well done on making the stupidest decision of your life. Seriously, you had all the potential in the world but yet you threw it away to be on Team Sam. It's almost sad, however it's not because you are nothing more than a knuckle dragging nethanderthal and the Human Sun will burn you alive. Spare me this talk about my "potential" and how I've thrown it away because I choose the opposing side, Square. As captain of Team Drakin, you had the oppurtunity to recruit me, and you didn't. You probably figured I would volunteer my services, or beg Seth in exchange for a favor granted. It's not your fault your eye for talent sucks, you're too busy feeding your ego delusions of grandeur and copyrighting every half-assed catchphrase you can think of to see anyone else's "potential". And now that I've joined The Family, and you're aware of who I am, you're going to downplay me just to make yourself feel better? Your not up to the standard of Team Drakin though, and don't you kid yourself. Team Drakin has two former world champions, a former hardcore champion, a former tag team champion and Seth's bitch. You have the potential kid, but theres a difference between potential and ability because at this point in time you are nowhere near as talented as the weakest member of Team Drakin. Also you have no experience with the bright light shining down on you and being in a marquee match, this is your first time to the big leagues kiddo. But hey prove the Revolution of Evolution wrong, prove that you have the skills to pay the bills. Because that big old spotlight is shining directly at you Jay, show you belong in it otherwise Team Drakin will wipe the floor with you and the rest of your team.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Feb 17, 2010 15:25:09 GMT -5
Well Wargames is on the way and the Heavy Metal Hollywood Era has begun. When "The King of Hollywood" and "The Greatest Lead Singer Ever" Viva beats that rat snitch Aaron Enigma for the WWCF World Championship all will be right in the world. Heavy Metal Hollywood will have two of the most prominent championships and we will rule supreme.
When people first saw me and Headbanger they thought we were a joke. Just some fly by night tag team. Well we have proven them wrong by beating those washed up has beens Tyfo and Little Naitch for the WWCF Tag Team Titles. We are going to prove that The Metal Express is the tag team to envy.
Speaking of Wargames coming up looks like I have a fatal four way match. My partner Headbanger is in it and we shall work together but once we eliminate that black panther wannabe DR Jackson and that 70s hippie colors wearing Ryan Starshine we are going to go at each other like never before and the best man will come out on top.
Heavy Metal Hollywood is on a roll and this is just the beginning. At Wargames we are going to give everyone an exclusive backstage look at the hottest band in the world and you will see how powerful we really are. Those old stables like The Story and The Family have nothing on the success that Heavy Metal Hollywood will have.
Heavy Metal Hollywood is off and rolling and if anyone wants to get in the way they will get ran over as if getting hit by a massive freight train.
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Post by delurked on Feb 17, 2010 15:49:53 GMT -5
(Another outdoor shot, though this time through a stationary camera. Titanothere is sitting behind a wooden stand with a sign that says “Lemonade 25¢”on the front and both a barrel cooler and his helmet resting on the counter. He has on his glasses and is reading the paper. He looks up as the camera zooms in.
“Oh, hello. Sorry we had to do this here. My niece had a dentist appointment and I promised to fill in for her. I just wanted to say how honored I am that my first match in the World Wrestle Crap Federation is not only going to be at one of their biggest pay-per-views, ‘Ernest Goes to War Games’, but that its for the chance to win the WWCF Tag Team titles at ‘Serious Business’. Competing against talent like M.O.P, Masked Hero X, and Double H will be a real opportunity to prove myself even if don’t manage to get one of the open spots. And if somehow I am one of the last two standing, and can wrestle for gold against D-Day Dave and the Headbanger Man, who are among the best in the sport-“
A young hoodlum rushes into the shot, interrupting the promo. “Hand over the cash box, fatso” he says, his hand suspiciously jammed in his leather jacket pocket. Titanothere wastes no time grabbing his helmet by the horn and bashing it against side of the thug’s head, dropping him like a bad habit. The big man comes from behind the counter and slowly drags the would-be robber off screen by his leg. Then: screams! Horrible, harrowing, gut wrenching screams! The cries last for several seconds before mercifully stopping.
Titanothere comes back into frame, “I need to go back inside and call for an ambulance. Oh, and the police. Sorry to cut this short, but I think my point was made. See you at ‘Ernest Goes to War Games’, everyone.”)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 17, 2010 18:02:15 GMT -5
Seth: Jay, just so you know....Square only made one selection on my team and the rest were either volunteers or people I chose. Sorry if I didn't choose you over the longest reigning World Champion and former Champion of Honor. Sorry if I didnt choose you instead of a guy who by the way was scouted by both teams. Sorry if I didnt choose you over a guy who actually could back up what he says.
Actually, you know what.....I'm not sorry for choosing Jazzman over you. And I'm also not sorry Square chose Amigo over you. Both men are main event talent while you....no offense, are mid-card at best. I gave you a shot at winning the Hardcore Title in that Fatal Four Way and you failed. On Monday, you will fail again.
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 17, 2010 18:18:02 GMT -5
Seth: Jay, just so you know....Square only made one selection on my team and the rest were either volunteers or people I chose. Sorry if I didn't choose you over the longest reigning World Champion and former Champion of Honor. Sorry if I didnt choose you instead of a guy who by the way was scouted by both teams. Sorry if I didnt choose you over a guy who actually could back up what he says.
Actually, you know what.....I'm not sorry for choosing Jazzman over you. And I'm also not sorry Square chose Amigo over you. Both men are main event talent while you....no offense, are mid-card at best. I gave you a shot at winning the Hardcore Title in that Fatal Four Way and you failed. On Monday, you will fail again. He's right Jay, hell I even just gave you a chance to take me on at the start of War Games and you still haven't responded to that. If you don't believe in yourself before War Games, you really are the weak link on Team Sam as that weakness will be exposed in War Games because I will be ready to strike.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 17, 2010 21:27:09 GMT -5
Seth: Jay, just so you know....Square only made one selection on my team and the rest were either volunteers or people I chose. Sorry if I didn't choose you over the longest reigning World Champion and former Champion of Honor. Sorry if I didnt choose you instead of a guy who by the way was scouted by both teams. Sorry if I didnt choose you over a guy who actually could back up what he says.
Actually, you know what.....I'm not sorry for choosing Jazzman over you. And I'm also not sorry Square chose Amigo over you. Both men are main event talent while you....no offense, are mid-card at best. I gave you a shot at winning the Hardcore Title in that Fatal Four Way and you failed. On Monday, you will fail again. He's right Jay, hell I even just gave you a chance to take me on at the start of War Games and you still haven't responded to that. If you don't believe in yourself before War Games, you really are the weak link on Team Sam as that weakness will be exposed in War Games because I will be ready to strike. Wait. Did I just get offered five minutes, inside the WarGames cage, with Jazzman? I should thank my lucky stars to have this oppurtunity! Of course, since Team Drakin has the advantage, you'll have someone to bail you out after i kick you from pillar to post, but consider your challenge accepted, and your ass on alert. Oh, and "mid-card at best", Seth? I'm going to make you eat every single negative thing you've ever said about me. You WILL respect me.
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 17, 2010 22:38:55 GMT -5
I would like to be known that since Jazzman is the first member of Team Drakin that I will make "Champagne" Jay Caroll the first entrant for Team Sam.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 18, 2010 0:01:23 GMT -5
He's right Jay, hell I even just gave you a chance to take me on at the start of War Games and you still haven't responded to that. If you don't believe in yourself before War Games, you really are the weak link on Team Sam as that weakness will be exposed in War Games because I will be ready to strike. Wait. Did I just get offered five minutes, inside the WarGames cage, with Jazzman? I should thank my lucky stars to have this oppurtunity! Of course, since Team Drakin has the advantage, you'll have someone to bail you out after i kick you from pillar to post, but consider your challenge accepted, and your ass on alert. Oh, and "mid-card at best", Seth? I'm going to make you eat every single negative thing you've ever said about me. You WILL respect me. Seth: Sorry....I don't eat words. It is bad for my health.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Feb 18, 2010 1:15:59 GMT -5
Once again on NiteRaw was I met with same sort of fascism and racism I've faced my whole career here, my whole life infact. This all out war that's been going on between M.O.P., BRB and myself has finally gone too far!
Since I started this war, I've kept it unbiased and fair... The Black Dynasty never took sides, I simply took it to all of you, M.O.P, BRB, Man in Black, no matter who you were I treated you equally. And The Black Dynasty kicked all of your asses no worries about it.
However last week I wanted to go face to face with Brawler, one on one and discuss this mess. Mono-e-mono. However first off it looked like that fatass BRB was either too scared to come out and face me, or he heard "Last Call" over at catering. However what happened next was a much greater injustice. M.O.P. came out, but not to face off with me, but to provide a distraction, as it was clear that him and BRB had planned this out. The were in cahoots last week, but who knows how long they've been in this together?
They both have gone out of their way to say I've always had a hand, a partner, be it with one of them or the Man in Black, however I've proven that the Black Dynasty has been a one man army, single handed bringing the noise by his own accord. They've proven that they're cowards who NEED eachother to gain the upper hand over me.
The Era of Attitude cannot be stopped by a single man, it'll take a nation of millions to hold me back. A Minority has surpassed the majority. Accept it.
However now I have another task to worry about. After that savage, despicable act of racism, I now have to face off against 3 other men. Ryan Starshine and the current Tag Team Champions Headbanger Man and Dave in a fatal four way. With them two being a team it's already a handicap match... however don't get too cocky guys. The Black Dynasty has proven time and time again that when it comes to facing adversity... adversity doesn't stand a chance.
So watch out Starshine, HME, BRB, MOP, MIB... "Damn Right" Jackson is officially a pissed off man with an agenda. Someone is going to feel what the Era of Attitude is all about.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend. Damn Right!
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Post by longgonespidersilva on Feb 18, 2010 22:12:57 GMT -5
WARNING! The following video content is copyright to DNG.com. Furthermore the opinions and commentaries expressed by Mr. Green do in no way reflect the views of DNG.com or its affiliates.
Almost amateur camcorder footage of a DNG.com interviewee outside a barbers.
Reporter - "Hi, I'm Doug Kincaide of DNG.com. Recently, former disgraced police official Lt. Green, or JC Green as he's being referred to now, caused quite a stir when rumors began to surface regarding his involvement in the WWCF. A local WRESTLING outfit. Well, we at DNG.com aim to bring you breaking news before anyone else and so we've tracked Green down to this barbershop where we hope he can confirm or disprove these rumors. Let's go!"
Doug enters the saloon, closely followed by the camera crew.
Doug - "Ahhh, the man of the hour, Mr. Green how are you?"
The camera pans to reveal JC Green's reflection in one of the barbershop mirrors. He is mid way through getting his hair cut and looks mildly amused by this intrusion. He turns to face Doug.
Green - "Douglas Kincaide...wow...it seems word does indeed travel fast."
Doug - "Well I do represent DNG.com, the fastest media news site in existence today."
Doug pauses to do a thumbs up toward the camera. Meanwhile, Green grabs the arm of the hairdresser who's part-way through cutting his hair.
Green - (To Hairdresser) "Take a walk. (Back to Doug) So then, what can I do for Digital News Generator?"
Doug - "With all due respect, Mr. Green, I think you know full well why we've come here. The public have got to know if there's any truth to these rumors that you've signed a contract with the WWCF?"
Green - "You say it like it's a bad thing..."
Doug - "Well your past conduct has certainly made you a controversial figure in the industry. I'm just wondering whether or not it's wise to set someone with your past loose in such a wild and violent sport as professional wrestling."
Green does a facepalm, then motions for Doug to come over. Doug and the camera follow. Green is almost shaking with suppressed rage.
Green - "Alleged past...alleged conduct...no one has been able to prove a thing. (Looking up and smirking suddenly) And besides, even IF such allegations carried some merit, wouldn't my supposed 'unpredictable, unstable mentality' and 'violent conduct' be beneficial to the WWCF? I mean, controversy creates cash, it creates ratings too and it certainly creates internet hits right, Doug?"
Doug goes to speak but Green shakes his head and moves the microphone back toward himself.
Green - "I don't need you to confirm the obvious, Doug, I know it does. As for what you were looking for...yes it is true. I am now an official member of the WWCF roster. Now if that's all you wanted...?"
Doug - "I'll try not to keep you much longer sir but I know there must be more to it. I hear there's a show coming up soon, something about Wargames? Will you be there? What are your plans?"
Green first looks angered and frustrated by Doug's persistence but quickly just smiles and twitches slightly. He's clearly repressing an outburst of some kind.
Green - "Their CEO, a man by the name of Seth Drakin, is a strong willed man with strong values and beliefs. Yet even he understood that eventually everyone has to sell their soul and let the devil in. By signing me he knows he's unleashing something demonic and destructive and I think for that reason he's keeping me chained up for as long as possible. To make it short, I may be at Ernest Goes To Wargames and I may not. I'm just waiting for the key."
Green goes to call back his hairdresser but Doug grabs his arm lightly. Green gives him a murderous look.
Doug - "Oh, ummm...any final statements for the people watching?"
Doug slowly removes his hand. Green stares at his arm for a moment, then at Doug, then motions for him to come closer again.
Green - "Tell me, Doug, what does the colour Green represent?"
Doug looks confused by this question and scrambles for an answer.
Doug - "Well...well there's money obviously...erm...I don't know..."Go!" at the traffic lights?"
Green smirks and begins to start laughing, then stops suddenly and grabs Doug by the scruff, pulling him in close.
Green - "I can see the education standards of news reporters isn't getting any better, so let me just spell it out for you. The colour Green represents the three things that drive me. You managed to get one out of three, I'll give you that much - money. Money changes everything. Anything can be bought with the right amount. Green also represents control, something a covet, something I seek, something I will stop at nothing to get and maintain. Last but not least, Green represents envy. The sixth deadly sin. Why brag about that? Well, I'm not perfect Doug, and I'm a big enough man to admit that the thought of other less deserving people are having the success that I deserve! Envy is a strong emotion, Doug, and if something that strong is driving me you know I mean serious business."
Green lets go of Doug and pushes him back.
Green - (Smiling but speaking through gritted teeth) "Now...is there anything else I can help you...fine gentlemen with?"
Douglas shakes his head and quickly escorts the camera crew out of the barbershop, leaving JC Green to continue his haircut in peace.
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 19, 2010 16:36:53 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen walking out of a gym when he notices the WWCF.com camera crew.
LN: This Monday night I will finally get a chance to get my hands on that dope Square who claims that I cost him the King of Wrestlecrap Tournament by not accepting his little monetary offer. Well Square I got news for you, you cost yourself the crown and you cost me the crown by your uncalled for attack earlier that night. Now you have been ducking me ever since that night and now here we are entering War Games and I am very excited about it. I am finally going to get my revenge on you for your uncalled for attack on me. Ever since you announced that you would be in War Games I have been watching the video from your vicious assault and each time I watch it, I just get angrier and angrier.
You Square cost me my shot at earning a shot at the World Heavyweight Title that I was robbed of last summer and for that Square, I will have your blood on my hands! The only other man in this match that I even really give a damn about is the man who beat me in my only rematch back at Night of the Wrestling Zombies in Jazzman.
Now Jazzman I have to say that I am a bit disappointed in you since you decided to accept Seth's invitation to be in this match considering last summer he tried to humiliate you but then again over the last few weeks you have become a different man. When you were on your little crusade of beating every former World Champion in this company, you did not pin me or made me submit so as fas as I'm concerned, your victory over me back in October is tainted and this Monday night in War Games, I am going to take out a lot of my frustrations on you Jazzy and you will regret ever accepting Seth's offer to be in this match.
Square, your obsession over taking me out of action will come back to haunt you in this match. Like I said earlier Square, I am going to make you bleed! This match is going to be extremely brutal and i have already called and reserved my hospital room because I am expecting to get hurt on Monday night. I am also expecting to dish out a ton of punishment in this dangerous match and I am going to send you Square to the hospital! Now i'm not going to end your career Square, oh no, I am going to leave just a little bit so when we go at it one-on-one, that will be when I will end your career just like I ended that miserable piece of crap CEO Seth Drakin's career and I will be DAMNED if he weasels his way out of having to get my permission to compete. Square, be ready to feel pain that you have NEVER felt before in your life because come War Games Square, you will be in a lot of hurt courtesy of THE FAMILY!!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 20, 2010 13:44:37 GMT -5
*Somewhere*
You know, this Wargames match, to me, is doing something you don't really like. I don't like really anybody on my team, even Square, but this team is fueled by money, which he has plenty of, and I certainly don't like the so-called Captain, but on the other hand: I really don't like TheSam at all. I also dislike his fluffers the Southwest Connection, or JM. Kind of neutral on BRB, but oh man, Carroll, you are so lucky. Not only do you get Jazzman to start, you get to avoid me, which with your nose, is still a health risk. Ah well, a tag team shot is indeed that. and I can't help but wonder: If Seth becomes a wrestler again, surely he can't remain the owner, and that.....that is very interesting.
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 21, 2010 2:02:53 GMT -5
Littlenaitch sees Amgio's comments on WWCF.com and starts laughing.
LN: Amigo, Amigo, Amigo, you are such a dumbass. First of all, did you really call Tyfo and myself fluffers? We are the only team that have won the tag team championship three times! We have beaten every tag team that has ever been thrown in front of us including the current champs the Heavy Metal Express. The next time that we face the champs for those belts, we will win those back and make history again. I am so excited for War Games since this is going to be the first time that I will be in the same ring with Amigo. You are a legend here in WWCF Amigo but you are not very bright. You see Amigo, the stipulation of this huge match is if your team wins then Seth no longer needs my permission to wrestle. Now that does not mean that he is un-retired, he is still retired from active competition but he can only wrestle if I say it's ok since I am the one who retired his ass. Now if your team wins, he will no longer need my permission when he wants to wrestle. I hope I explained that well enough for you Amgio but if not, I wont have a problem beating it into you in War Games. See ya inside the cage John.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 21, 2010 4:57:42 GMT -5
We see Vokoun pacing back in forth in a locker room. Tonight...tonight is going to be a very special night. Tonight, is the "Pin to win" Battle Royal. Oh sure, you have your Wargames Match and of course the "great" Aaron Enygma takes on "Queen" Viva Los Bio Dome...LIKE I CARE!!! I COULD SQUASH YOU TWO PEANUTS IN 39.7 SECONDS!!! So, I don't care about two prissy little pretty boys...all I care about is the Pin to Win. You see, me and my new guardian as I like to call him, Xavian Gunn..will be competing for a shot at the WWCF World Tag Team Titles. There are alot of wrestlers in this battle royal...some of them have been title holders before...and Xavian and I...we are relative newcomers compared to the "Great" and "talented"people in this thing. But I have just one question to all the particapents...HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT US!!! DO ANY OF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE!!!!? Lets take a look....
The Fishmonger...I murdered you before...I'd love to do it again...because it never gets old.
Cage King? (He Laughs out loud and shrieks) Come on...really? I put you through a table last Sunday Night Heatz, you didn't stand on chance against me. And you also (Hits himself on the head) HAVE NO BRAINS....how can you beat me?
Double H... YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!! What I did to you on Niteraw, was the tip of the ice berg. If it wasn't for Xavian telling me to stop... I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!!! Maybe this time, you will think twice in getting in our business.
Or course....I have to think that.. there are some pretty good wrestlers in this battle royal. TTS,,,MOP,,,Warrior 2099 just to name a few...but you no something...none of that is gonna matter...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU...XAVIAN IS GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU. And soon you will be looking at the next WWCF WOrld Tag Team Champions....and no one...is gonna stop us....cause Smokin Vokoun....isn't jokin.[/color]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 21, 2010 9:58:45 GMT -5
Littlenaitch sees Amgio's comments on WWCF.com and starts laughing.
LN: Amigo, Amigo, Amigo, you are such a dumbass. First of all, did you really call Tyfo and myself fluffers? We are the only team that have won the tag team championship three times! We have beaten every tag team that has ever been thrown in front of us including the current champs the Heavy Metal Express. The next time that we face the champs for those belts, we will win those back and make history again. I am so excited for War Games since this is going to be the first time that I will be in the same ring with Amigo. You are a legend here in WWCF Amigo but you are not very bright. You see Amigo, the stipulation of this huge match is if your team wins then Seth no longer needs my permission to wrestle. Now that does not mean that he is un-retired, he is still retired from active competition but he can only wrestle if I say it's ok since I am the one who retired his ass. Now if your team wins, he will no longer need my permission when he wants to wrestle. I hope I explained that well enough for you Amgio but if not, I wont have a problem beating it into you in War Games. See ya inside the cage John. Yes, I did call you that, because for all your so-called achivements, you still are tied to the past in the form ofTheSam, and will never move on. Wherehas I have, for the better.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 21, 2010 15:37:00 GMT -5
Ernest Goes To Wargames promises to be at the very least an interesting night for Heavy Metal Hollywood.
We have a battle royal, the survivors of which will go on challenge Dave and I for the Tag Team Titles. There are some familiar names in the mix, as well as some new faces, some of whom have been doing a little too much talking for their own good. Whichever 2 of you wins this thing, may I offer a pre-emptive congratulations. However, that's where your success will end, because we worked hard to win these belts from the supposed greatest team in this company's history, and we're not about ready to relinquish them to some thrown together tandem, no way.
It turns out I also have a match myself at the PPV, a Fatal-4-Way with Inter-Forum Title rankings implications. Let it be known that I am far from happy that I have to fight against D-Day Dave in this match, but once we get rid of Ryan Starshine and DR Jackson, I'm sure we'll put on a clinic for these morons, and may the best man win it. I just want the other three guys, including Dave, to know that my becoming a champion hasn't halted my quest to make it to the top of the WWCF mountain. If I was to become Inter-Forum champion on top of it, I would really have cemented my legacy here, and obviously I would then set my sights on the biggest prize of 'em all, the Heavweight belt.
Speaking of which, my man Viva is gunning for that very title against Aaron Enigma, a man who likes to dress up and play detective. Now you all witnessed Viva pinning him in the 6-man tag on NiteRaw, and rest assured history will repeat itself at EGTWG, and Heavy Metal Hollywood will truly become the dominant force in WWCF. Its funny, I remember people writing me off when I joined forces with Dave, people told me it was career suicide.
I tried to play by the rules. For a long time in this company I floundered, because idiots like Seth Drakin can't recognise talent when they see it. I sat by and watched countless inferior wrestlers win belts, and to be honest I wondered if I would ever get an opportunity. I remember losing a match to Pushkilla of all people, and that loss got me thinking that maybe I'd never get anywhere - maybe I wouldn't amount to anything in this place. But forming the Heavy Metal Express reawoke my appetite for destruction, and I was determined to make people eat those words. Like it or not, I did exactly that.
Now in just 24 short hours, I will be part of a group that will reign over this company for a very long time to come. And it fills me with pride, to know that I didn't need fan support to get ahead, I only needed to look out for #1 - and now I'm reaping the benefits.
Heavy Metal Hollywood fights twice as hard as we rock. You're gonna get a great example of that at EGTWG. You will all bear witness to a new age in this company, and if you don't like it...we don't care.
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