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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2010 15:43:36 GMT -5
We see Vokoun pacing back in forth in a locker room. Tonight...tonight is going to be a very special night. Tonight, is the "Pin to win" Battle Royal. Oh sure, you have your Wargames Match and of course the "great" Aaron Enygma takes on "Queen" Viva Los Bio Dome...LIKE I CARE!!! I COULD SQUASH YOU TWO PEANUTS IN 39.7 SECONDS!!! So, I don't care about two prissy little pretty boys...all I care about is the Pin to Win. You see, me and my new guardian as I like to call him, Xavian Gunn..will be competing for a shot at the WWCF World Tag Team Titles. There are alot of wrestlers in this battle royal...some of them have been title holders before...and Xavian and I...we are relative newcomers compared to the "Great" and "talented"people in this thing. But I have just one question to all the particapents...HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT US!!! DO ANY OF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE!!!!? Lets take a look....
The Fishmonger...I murdered you before...I'd love to do it again...because it never gets old.
Cage King? (He Laughs out loud and shrieks) Come on...really? I put you through a table last Sunday Night Heatz, you didn't stand on chance against me. And you also (Hits himself on the head) HAVE NO BRAINS....how can you beat me?
Double H... YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!! What I did to you on Niteraw, was the tip of the ice berg. If it wasn't for Xavian telling me to stop... I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!!! Maybe this time, you will think twice in getting in our business.
Or course....I have to think that.. there are some pretty good wrestlers in this battle royal. TTS,,,MOP,,,Warrior 2099 just to name a few...but you no something...none of that is gonna matter...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU...XAVIAN IS GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU. And soon you will be looking at the next WWCF WOrld Tag Team Champions....and no one...is gonna stop us....cause Smokin Vokoun....isn't jokin. [/color][/quote] Your gonna kill me? I don't like you and never have I never liked Gunn since he spat that black crap in my eyes
But now your saying your gonna be the Tag Team Champs? I wasn't aware that the WWCF Hired a Comedian The only team worth a damn round here is two great tastes that go great together
Voodoo Champagne We're the ones who the Loa favor and we'll roll over every Metal Head,Goth Punk and Brazilian Fisherman in our way We're the ones who have the Loa's favor You'd be lucky to earn your own chicken
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 21, 2010 16:17:31 GMT -5
We see Vokoun pacing back in forth in a locker room. Tonight...tonight is going to be a very special night. Tonight, is the "Pin to win" Battle Royal. Oh sure, you have your Wargames Match and of course the "great" Aaron Enygma takes on "Queen" Viva Los Bio Dome...LIKE I CARE!!! I COULD SQUASH YOU TWO PEANUTS IN 39.7 SECONDS!!! So, I don't care about two prissy little pretty boys...all I care about is the Pin to Win. You see, me and my new guardian as I like to call him, Xavian Gunn..will be competing for a shot at the WWCF World Tag Team Titles. There are alot of wrestlers in this battle royal...some of them have been title holders before...and Xavian and I...we are relative newcomers compared to the "Great" and "talented"people in this thing. But I have just one question to all the particapents...HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT US!!! DO ANY OF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE!!!!? Lets take a look....
The Fishmonger...I murdered you before...I'd love to do it again...because it never gets old.
Cage King? (He Laughs out loud and shrieks) Come on...really? I put you through a table last Sunday Night Heatz, you didn't stand on chance against me. And you also (Hits himself on the head) HAVE NO BRAINS....how can you beat me?
Double H... YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!! What I did to you on Niteraw, was the tip of the ice berg. If it wasn't for Xavian telling me to stop... I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU!!! Maybe this time, you will think twice in getting in our business.
Or course....I have to think that.. there are some pretty good wrestlers in this battle royal. TTS,,,MOP,,,Warrior 2099 just to name a few...but you no something...none of that is gonna matter...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU...XAVIAN IS GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU. And soon you will be looking at the next WWCF WOrld Tag Team Champions....and no one...is gonna stop us....cause Smokin Vokoun....isn't jokin. [/color][/quote] Your gonna kill me? I don't like you and never have I never liked Gunn since he spat that black crap in my eyes
But now your saying your gonna be the Tag Team Champs? I wasn't aware that the WWCF Hired a Comedian The only team worth a damn round here is two great tastes that go great together
Voodoo Champagne We're the ones who the Loa favor and we'll roll over every Metal Head,Goth Punk and Brazilian Fisherman in our way We're the ones who have the Loa's favor You'd be lucky to earn your own chicken[/quote] TTS....do you really think I care about your feelings about me. Ever since I came to the WWCF a month ago, I've stated over and over again...THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING!!! You see TTS...I actually respect you are the Heatz Champion, so I have no choice but to respect your ability. But if you think..that you and and Jay Carroll are the only good team in this battle royal...THEN YOU'VE ALREADY LOST!!! You see...if you've seen me recently...then you know that I"m not a man you should take lightly. Just because I'm a newcomer...doesn't mean I'm someone you look past. Xavian is just as dangerous, he has to be if he's the only one who wants to team with me. TTS....you should understand what it's like to be considered a freak of nature...I've been called a freak my entire life. I've accepted the fact that no one will ever truly accept me...except Xavian Gunn. So tonight, TTS. Just remember one thing...Smokin Vokoun..(He pauses and starts to laugh...then suddenly stops) isn't jokin.[/color]
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 22, 2010 21:51:50 GMT -5
We see an empty arena with Smokin Vokoun sitting in a seat. He is staring at the empty ring and then looks toward the camera.
Don't you hate it when you have lack of information? Don't you all just hate it when one on likes to tell you anything...DON"T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU ENOUGH TO NOT WANNA SHOW UP....(takes a deep breath) You see, I was under the impression that "Ernest Goes To War games" was on a Sunday...LIKE A GOOD PAY PER VIEW SHOULD BE!! So I show up to the arena last night, the door is locked...and of course I'm thinking..."Hmmm, I guess they forgot to tell the security crew that theres a Pay Per View tonight". So I break the door open...I walk in and theres no one here...it's empty. The only person who was in the arena was the Janitor...who by the way..looks like The Fishmonger's long lost father...and he tells me that the PPV is on Monday. Well...naturally....(he starts to giggle) I was a little ticked....so don't be surprised if you see an unconscious janitor laying on the floor with blood all over his head...he's just "sleeping". So WWCF...is this yet another plan to get rid of Ol' Smokie...make him look like fool...make him look like he's stupid??? Well how are you gonna feel when me and Xavian Gunn wins the Pin to win battle royal? How are you gonna feel when me and Xavian Gunn win the Tag Team Championship. You see...(He stands up and picks up the chair that he was sitting in, he starts banging his head on the chair until he starts to bleed and throws the chair into the ring) I'M THE ONLY ONE CRAZY ENOUGH TO WIN THIS DAMN BATTLE ROYAL!!! If any of you WWCF heroes think that you are gonna be able to take me out...you have another thing coming. Because TONIGHT...me and Xavian Gunn will prove our dominance as a force in the WWCF. And if you all think I'm jokin....then you don't know Smokin Vokoun.(he starts to laugh out loud.)[/color]
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 23, 2010 0:28:23 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll sits on the top rope, watching the newest class of Tuff Enuff participants take apart the second ring used for tonight's War Games match. Suddenly the arena lights dim, and a spotlight shines down on Jay's perch*
Tonight was a wonderful night, wasn't it? Voodoo Champagne opened the night, and at the end of the Pin To Win Battle Royal, TTS stood victorious. Not only that, I'm pretty sure he made Earnest into a carnivore, and kidnapped M.O.P . in the process. Hm...
*Jay looks around, and realizes he's the only one in light, then shrugs his shoulders*
I should really make sure he doesn't rough up M.O.P. or anything. Sheesh.
All week, I've had the insults of various members of Team Drakin echoing through my mind. Square, Amigo, Jazzman, Seth Drakin himself... All of you expressed doubts about my ability. Called me unproven. Called me "midcard at best". Told me I was all unproven potential, and that the real challenge would come in the War Games match. And I proved every single one of them wrong. Amigo, I didn't wrestle with a mask on tonight, and my nose is still in one piece. I don't recall being burned by the Human Sun, Square. and Seth, you have a huge problem on your hands. One of your "midcard at best" guys made your former World Champion tap out in the center of this very ring.
Tonight was a great night for every segment of my Family, TTS and all. And Seth, this is just the opening salvo. Respect me yet?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2010 0:31:04 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll sits on the top rope, watching the newest class of Tuff Enuff participants take apart the second ring used for tonight's War Games match. Suddenly the arena lights dim, and a spotlight shines down on Jay's perch* Tonight was a wonderful night, wasn't it? Voodoo Champagne opened the night, and at the end of the Pin To Win Battle Royal, TTS stood victorious. Not only that, I'm pretty sure he made Earnest into a carnivore, and kidnapped M.O.P . in the process. Hm...*Jay looks around, and realizes he's the only one in light, then shrugs his shoulders* I should really make sure he doesn't rough up M.O.P. or anything. Sheesh.
All week, I've had the insults of various members of Team Drakin echoing through my mind. Square, Amigo, Jazzman, Seth Drakin himself... All of you expressed doubts about my ability. Called me unproven. Called me "midcard at best". Told me I was all unproven potential, and that the real challenge would come in the War Games match. And I proved every single one of them wrong. Amigo, I didn't wrestle with a mask on tonight, and my nose is still in one piece. I don't recall being burned by the Human Sun, Square. and Seth, you have a huge problem on your hands. One of your "midcard at best" guys made your former World Champion tap out in the center of this very ring.
Tonight was a great night for every segment of my Family, TTS and all. And Seth, this is just the opening salvo. Respect me yet? *TTS walks in with a Bear Trap and a Watermelon in either hand* Hey remember those firecrackers from Botswanan New Year?
You still got any of of those
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 23, 2010 0:34:52 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll sits on the top rope, watching the newest class of Tuff Enuff participants take apart the second ring used for tonight's War Games match. Suddenly the arena lights dim, and a spotlight shines down on Jay's perch* Tonight was a wonderful night, wasn't it? Voodoo Champagne opened the night, and at the end of the Pin To Win Battle Royal, TTS stood victorious. Not only that, I'm pretty sure he made Earnest into a carnivore, and kidnapped M.O.P . in the process. Hm...*Jay looks around, and realizes he's the only one in light, then shrugs his shoulders* I should really make sure he doesn't rough up M.O.P. or anything. Sheesh.
All week, I've had the insults of various members of Team Drakin echoing through my mind. Square, Amigo, Jazzman, Seth Drakin himself... All of you expressed doubts about my ability. Called me unproven. Called me "midcard at best". Told me I was all unproven potential, and that the real challenge would come in the War Games match. And I proved every single one of them wrong. Amigo, I didn't wrestle with a mask on tonight, and my nose is still in one piece. I don't recall being burned by the Human Sun, Square. and Seth, you have a huge problem on your hands. One of your "midcard at best" guys made your former World Champion tap out in the center of this very ring.
Tonight was a great night for every segment of my Family, TTS and all. And Seth, this is just the opening salvo. Respect me yet? *TTS walks in with a Bear Trap and a Watermelon in either hand* Hey remember those firecrackers from Botswanan New Year?
You still got any of of those You check the storage closet? Hey, wait, where's Moppy?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2010 0:38:17 GMT -5
*TTS walks in with a Bear Trap and a Watermelon in either hand* Hey remember those firecrackers from Botswanan New Year?
You still got any of of those You check the storage closet? Hey, wait, where's Moppy? About a foot past where you want to stop asking
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 23, 2010 0:39:24 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll sits on the top rope, watching the newest class of Tuff Enuff participants take apart the second ring used for tonight's War Games match. Suddenly the arena lights dim, and a spotlight shines down on Jay's perch* Tonight was a wonderful night, wasn't it? Voodoo Champagne opened the night, and at the end of the Pin To Win Battle Royal, TTS stood victorious. Not only that, I'm pretty sure he made Earnest into a carnivore, and kidnapped M.O.P . in the process. Hm...*Jay looks around, and realizes he's the only one in light, then shrugs his shoulders* I should really make sure he doesn't rough up M.O.P. or anything. Sheesh.
All week, I've had the insults of various members of Team Drakin echoing through my mind. Square, Amigo, Jazzman, Seth Drakin himself... All of you expressed doubts about my ability. Called me unproven. Called me "midcard at best". Told me I was all unproven potential, and that the real challenge would come in the War Games match. And I proved every single one of them wrong. Amigo, I didn't wrestle with a mask on tonight, and my nose is still in one piece. I don't recall being burned by the Human Sun, Square. and Seth, you have a huge problem on your hands. One of your "midcard at best" guys made your former World Champion tap out in the center of this very ring.
Tonight was a great night for every segment of my Family, TTS and all. And Seth, this is just the opening salvo. Respect me yet?*slowly claps hands* Congrats Mr Carroll, tonight was your coming out party. You caught me napping at the wheel and that's something that's very hard to do. But you now have made a very powerful enemy. The only other time I was ever caught napping was when I had my breakthrough against Above Average and since then I've been on the top of my game until tonight. Well, I guess you can say that this win has got me kicking it to a whole other level and we will meet again with even more in the balance. Enjoy this win Jay Carroll, because it will be your last against me.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 23, 2010 0:43:15 GMT -5
You check the storage closet? Hey, wait, where's Moppy? About a foot past where you want to stop asking ........
In the back, on the shelves right next to the Batman costume. Tell me Moppy is gonna come back in one piece, please.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 23, 2010 0:45:48 GMT -5
*In the locker room with a bottle of Coconut Rum*
Well, that was pretty much a disaster. Still, I have to blame Yellowjacket for starting the fight. 2-0 baby. Oh well, who cares? Win, lose or draw, I and Square still got those tag titles shot, and I look forward to the future. All those past worries can take a number, because money and gold are coming my way.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 23, 2010 0:48:16 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll sits on the top rope, watching the newest class of Tuff Enuff participants take apart the second ring used for tonight's War Games match. Suddenly the arena lights dim, and a spotlight shines down on Jay's perch* Tonight was a wonderful night, wasn't it? Voodoo Champagne opened the night, and at the end of the Pin To Win Battle Royal, TTS stood victorious. Not only that, I'm pretty sure he made Earnest into a carnivore, and kidnapped M.O.P . in the process. Hm...*Jay looks around, and realizes he's the only one in light, then shrugs his shoulders* I should really make sure he doesn't rough up M.O.P. or anything. Sheesh.
All week, I've had the insults of various members of Team Drakin echoing through my mind. Square, Amigo, Jazzman, Seth Drakin himself... All of you expressed doubts about my ability. Called me unproven. Called me "midcard at best". Told me I was all unproven potential, and that the real challenge would come in the War Games match. And I proved every single one of them wrong. Amigo, I didn't wrestle with a mask on tonight, and my nose is still in one piece. I don't recall being burned by the Human Sun, Square. and Seth, you have a huge problem on your hands. One of your "midcard at best" guys made your former World Champion tap out in the center of this very ring.
Tonight was a great night for every segment of my Family, TTS and all. And Seth, this is just the opening salvo. Respect me yet?*slowly claps hands* Congrats Mr Carroll, tonight was your coming out party. You caught me napping at the wheel and that's something that's very hard to do. But you now have made a very powerful enemy. The only other time I was ever caught napping was when I had my breakthrough against Above Average and since then I've been on the top of my game until tonight. Well, I guess you can say that this win has got me kicking it to a whole other level and we will meet again with even more in the balance. Enjoy this win Jay Carroll, because it will be your last against me. You're absolutely right, we'll meet again. And want you to be wide awake this time, sir. Because I don't want any tawdry excuses when I defeat you, again.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2010 0:54:06 GMT -5
About a foot past where you want to stop asking ........
In the back, on the shelves right next to the Batman costume. Tell me Moppy is gonna come back in one piece, please.It'll be in one piece
But your gonna want to give it a fresh coat of paint......than maybe burn it Oh and wash your hands
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Post by Jay Carroll on Feb 23, 2010 1:14:43 GMT -5
About a foot past where you want to stop asking ........
In the back, on the shelves right next to the Batman costume. Tell me Moppy is gonna come back in one piece, please.It'll be in one piece
But your gonna want to give it a fresh coat of paint......than maybe burn it Oh and wash your hands Be easy on him. You're gonna need him at Saved At The Bell.
Aw, what the hell, just videotape it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2010 1:20:05 GMT -5
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In the back, on the shelves right next to the Batman costume. Tell me Moppy is gonna come back in one piece, please.It'll be in one piece
But your gonna want to give it a fresh coat of paint......than maybe burn it Oh and wash your hands Be easy on him. You're gonna need him at Saved At The Bell.
Aw, what the hell, just videotape it. Hell I've got it on live Webcam This things going all over the internet But I'd never dream of exposing the tender eyes of the WWCF Galaxy to it Oh I'm gonna use that Batman costume too thanks
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 23, 2010 1:44:11 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun walking down a dark ally
Congratulations TTS and MOP. You actually were able to defeat Ol'Smokie. (He starts clapping and in a sarcastic tone) WOOPPITY FREAKING DOOOO!!! I'll have you know that Xavian and I DOMINATED that match....Cage King...KCB...The Fishmonger... that BOGUS super hero Masked Hero X... OH DON'T THINK I"VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU TITENOTHERE THAT YOU ELIMINATED MY PARTNER!!! Even if Xavian couldn't beat you... I certainly could. I destroyed all of you. I especially loved the feeling of SMASHING THAT RING BELL on the head of you MOP. If wasn't for that CHEAP LOW BLOW, I WOULD HAVE WON!!! I should be going to Saved By The Bell to face The Heavy Metal Express. Oh and good luck at carrying that stiff MOP, who couldn't even stand a Ring Bell shot. While he's still probably out like a light, I'm still standing and I took a DDT on the ring bell...BEAT THAT!!! And if I had the shot...I could a broomstick in my corner and I would have become the tag team champion...and of course give that other belt to the great Xavian Gunn.
However, TTS, I give you credit, tonight you beat me. I didn't expect that. (He then starts to giggle) But let me tell you something TTS, I'm not done with you. I'm not going anywhere... your gonna see my smiling mug for a long long time and I don't care if you are a Tag Team Champion or not...because I'm gonna come after you. I don't know when and I don't know where... but I'm coming after you. (He laughs loudly and suddenly stops) So sleep well tonight Voodoo man..because I'm not gonna stop till I get what I want. And what I want...IS YOUR HEAD!!!!! CAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T JOKIN,...MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!! (He suddenly stops)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 23, 2010 1:50:47 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is at a desk at Jessica's office, not happy.*
Seth: It seems that my Wargames team was unable to win at the match and now The Sam is off of the probation. Basically because of my teams' failures.....The Sam's contract is ironclad and that means he is an official member of the WWCF roster. Every thing I could do to make Sam's life hell......is all gone.
*snaps his fingers*
Seth: Just like that.
* Seth stands up and looks at the wall.*
Seth: And the worst part is I still have to get Little Naitch's permission if I want to compete in the match. That bastard still has my adrenaline and my pride.....on a string like some DAMN PUPPET!!!
*Seth punches a hole through the wall. He is furious until Jessica comes in with the Championship of Honor to calm him down.*
Jessica: Relax Seth.....you had a long hard night. Think about the good news...
Seth: What good news!!!
Jessica: The Championship of Honor is officially alive again and for the time being.....you are the tentative champion until someone wins the Tournament of Honor that will conclude at the Saved By The Bell ppv.
*Seth takes the belt and looks at it with a laugh.*
Seth: Alas I remember when I used to hold this belt made of platinum. I remember when this belt was given to me by the Higher Power nearly a year ago. I remember having to face the challenges of our former world champion Jazzman and the current world champion Aaron Enigma. Good times....
I dont wish to remember the screwy way I lost this belt, but that also led me to do the drastic thing that led me to being World Champion. What was the word I used for my reasons to do what I did?
Jessica: Leverage.
Seth: Ah yes, Leverage. I think Jonothan Michaels may have knocked a few memories out of my head during that I Quit Match. Oh well, at least with the Heatz Title no more, thanks to TTS and MOP.....I am allowed to bring back the belt that I hold in such high regard.
Now the unofficial belt that I held more pride in holding than the world title itself, has become an official belt. No longer will people who are not ready for the upper mid card or the main event have to reluctantly accept lowering their standards to the hardcore standard. Now they have a choice to fight with honor, to fight the good fight.
Jessica: But to be fair, its not really much of a choice. Fight for pure platinum and a belt that rivals other belts in its look and design......or fight for a piece of junk that could be pawned at a pawn shop for 50 bucks.
Seth: That is true.....but that piece of junk is their treasure and I sadly learned that the hard way.
Jessica: Dont worry about that now....all you have to worry about is the Tournament of Honor and which 6 others will accept the call to be in a prideful 12-man tournament.
Seth: True....Bayside High will be able to see greatness in my tournament when they see two men actually wrestle in a fair match.
*Seth looks at the hole in the wall.*
Seth: Sorry about ruining your backstage office.
Jessica: Don't worry about it. The color in this office was disgusting anyways and I needed an excuse to change it. I will have someone do a full renovation to the walls. Now let's go and relax those pains away.
*Seth and Jessica leave the office and are followed by Mr. E and U.N. Owen who were waiting outside.*
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Post by Viva on Feb 23, 2010 1:52:40 GMT -5
It seems Aaron is content to give me the silent treatment. Content to ignore the King, and content to cheat his way out of a loss. The more I expose Aaron, the more confident I find myself. Here is a man who honestly think he is altruistic. He honestly thinks that he's a role model for all of these sad little redneck children that look up to him.
Night in, night out, I prove that it pays to be bad. I prove that with a lack of respect comes the beautiful women, the money, the drugs, the parties, the fame. Now Aaron is going to to try and deploy the same head games that I've mastered to get where I am today? Give me a f***ing break, Dick. I see right through you and your stupid games, and next time, you won't be so lucky. What you call a "Brilliant Deduction" I call "Plain old luck." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, motherf***er? Shame on you harder. I don't know when I'm going to see you in the ring, but I hope it's this coming Monday. While we're at it, lets make it a cage match.
I must admit, my greed got to me last night. But now I just want to beat the s*** out of you for fun. Just the thought of you having nowhere to run or hide makes me giddy. I'll see you monday, you punk little bitch.
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Post by skiller on Feb 23, 2010 2:47:26 GMT -5
*R.S. is shown backstage, noticeably bruised*
Ryan Starshine - Tonight was what it was, I'm not going to make any excuses. I guess a title belt isn't in my immediate future right now. But at the same time, what that means is I don't have any distractions. Mr. Quintana Roo, you've been quiet lately. I call to request another match with you and I get indefinitely put on hold. It seems like you need might some encouragement, a little push to get in the ring with my self, The Technical Professional again. So I sat down and thought. What can I offer you? What can the Technical Professional put on the line to get your attention? I have an answer. I looked at the current Inter-Forum rankings. I'm 6th, you're 9th. You're only two spots away from falling off altogether. So I thought I'd put my ranking on the line. That way, you can walk in with everything to gain and nothing to lose. I can walk in and get what I want.
Mr. Quintana Roo, I might come across as an upbeat, friendly guy on the surface. But beneath this skin I'm a rotten, dirty, cheating, son of a gun. So whether you agree to the match or not, I'll eventually find a way to get what I want through hook or crook. Because at then end of the night, I'm still the Technical Professional, the original asshole of the WWCF.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 23, 2010 2:48:49 GMT -5
The Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room, flanked by HMH Security Vince Hetfield and Axl Roth. He admires a customised drum kit, and the turns to the camera.
Tonight didn't pan out quite as we'd hoped. Neither Dave or I were victorious in that four-corners match, but that's fine. Neither of us really wanted to square off against each other anyway, and the loss won't exactly do much damage to either of our careers. Besides, Starshine was the one who got beaten - I dunno what he was thinking accepting that match to be honest.
Also, Viva was robbed tonight. Aaron knew his reign was in jeopardy, and he ensured that he would get to hold onto his belt for a little while longer. But he's only delaying the inevitable, and if this cage match really does take place, there's only one man who's walking out of there as WWCF Champion, and its not the guy with the magnifying glass.
It appears that our next challengers are strange bedfellows in M.O.P. and TTS. Aside from a shared love of acronyms, they have very little in common, and have battled each other in recent times. This can only be a positive thing for the Heavy Metal Express. We're well aware that there are a lot of tandems who are gunning for our belts, and we know that we're capable of beating every single one of them. We're not gonna have any problems defeating two guys who don't even get along themselves - M.O.P. and TTS will see our appetite for destruction being sated at Saved By The Bell next month, when we send them packing and move on to face an actual genuine team.
One final thing, how about our new entourage? We got the back-up in these two big mofos behind me, we've got ladies willing to cater to our every demand, and all this means that Heavy Metal Hollywood is rapidly becoming the most dominant force in the WWCF, a position we will hold for a long, long time to come, mark my words.
We may not have won our battles tonight. But the war is ours for the taking, and if anyone tries to stop us...they're gonna get unmercilessly pummeled. That's the way it is, people, and if you don't like it...we don't care.
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Post by delurked on Feb 23, 2010 16:26:41 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is interviewing Titanothere backstage after the end of the PPV:
"I'm talking to Titanothere, the newest addition to the WWCF roster, about his debut match at 'Ernest Goes to War Games'. Titan, how would rate your performance in the Pin to Win Battle Royal?"
The Monster of the Mesozoic Age is still in his ring gear, helmet tucked in the crook of one arm while he uses the other to hold a large ice pack against the back of his head, "Disappointed. I was happy to be among the last four standing, but to be so close to earning a chance to compete for the Tag Team titles against Head Banger Man and D-Day Dave, and to lose.... well, that stung."
Neric follows up, "I imagine the sledgehammer shot to the base of your skull stung a bit too. Any words for Smokin Vokoun, the man who laid you out?"
Titnothere's face turns grim, "Yeah. Congratulations on an excellent showing tonight, Vokoun. You're an absolute beast, and I look forward to being able to fight you again. As for the winners of the Battle Royal, MOP and Voodoo Lawyer TTS: good luck in your match against Heavy Metal Hollywood. Based on the backstage scuttlebutt I've heard you're not the best of friends, but I hope you can put aside your differences to take the belts at 'Saved By the Bell'. After the hell you went through at War Games to earn the opportunity, it would be a shame to waste it."
"Encouraging words from Titanothere, here at the Parts Unknown Arena. Thanks, Titan."
"Just as long as no one mistakes my kindness for weakness, Fred," Titanothere smiles slightly to the camera and walks off.
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