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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2006 9:59:41 GMT -5
Give him the La Parka gimmick.
It'll make MILLIONS!
Of Dollars!
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Post by 4real on Apr 17, 2006 10:00:35 GMT -5
Chris Masters is over with me. Thats all i care about really.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2006 10:03:44 GMT -5
Yes, but he could be so much more over with you! And the only way to do that is to dress him up like La Parka!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 17, 2006 10:08:41 GMT -5
Yes, but he could be so much more over with you! And the only way to do that is to dress him up like La Parka! I've always liked the way you thinked, Chainsaw... but when you start in with the idea to have Chris Masters dress up like La Parka... YOU ARE THE MAN! It's genius! He won't have to talk! (No more screwed up promos!) He'll wear a mask! (No more looking at those horrible hair plugs!) And he's using a chair a lot any damn way! Vince McMahon! Smell the buyrates and book this idea! ;D
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Apr 17, 2006 10:10:29 GMT -5
he could be LA Masters!!!!! (not sure what LA means in spanish)
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Post by fishy on Apr 17, 2006 10:14:06 GMT -5
haha sounds like a plan to me!
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Post by hollywood on Apr 17, 2006 10:17:25 GMT -5
He could be El Christo de Masters, or something like that.
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Post by Rocky Angle on Apr 17, 2006 10:20:07 GMT -5
No, no, no. They should give him an el santo gimmick where he fights monsters and vampires in his spare time, and still makes it to the arena in time for the main event.
Yeah, I've just watched the MST3K version of "El Santo vs The Vampire Women".
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Post by hollywood on Apr 17, 2006 10:27:17 GMT -5
I think you're onto something. Sarah Michelle Gellar could become his valet and toss him various occultic foreign objects during his match, like Holy Water and garlic. And he could rub the garlic in his opponents' faces. This is pure gold!
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2006 10:48:14 GMT -5
Honestly...I just want to see him do the strut. Plus, I'm hoping someone Photoshops a pic of Masters wearing the outfit.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Apr 17, 2006 14:31:49 GMT -5
i mark for chris masters, seriously the WWE built up the masterlock to be well nigh unbreakable. I just wish Chris Nowinski was still in WWE, they would have made a good heel harvard frat boy team
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2006 14:38:09 GMT -5
i mark for chris masters, seriously the WWE built up the masterlock to be well nigh unbreakable. I just wish Chris Nowinski was still in WWE, they would have made a good heel harvard frat boy team Hmmmm, never thought of that. Maybe that's what Masters needs, Nowinski as his mouthpiece.
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Post by westendriot on Apr 17, 2006 14:42:58 GMT -5
I've liked him from the start during the masterlock challenges. I wasn't sure where they were going with him, but I enjoyed it.
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Post by Neodymium on Apr 17, 2006 14:45:53 GMT -5
Oh, just put him in a sombrero.
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Post by westendriot on Apr 17, 2006 14:53:22 GMT -5
I don't get the sombrero thing.
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Post by hollywood on Apr 17, 2006 15:02:44 GMT -5
I think the first thing Masters needs to do in order to get over with fans is to not suck. First things first.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Apr 17, 2006 15:05:42 GMT -5
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Post by westendriot on Apr 17, 2006 15:08:18 GMT -5
Noooo, I hate that song. It's always on the radio when I'm at work.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2006 15:11:50 GMT -5
La Parka wears a sombrero.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Apr 17, 2006 15:14:09 GMT -5
He should learn to do a Surfboard. It works on bodyparts targeted by the Masterlock, looks cool as hell, and shows off his strength. A perfect addition if he wants to establish a Five Moves of Doom.
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