So like...

[Alucard]

Mossberg made this shotgun called the "Persuader".

But I don't think that's the original name they had in mind for it. It's like they couldn't copyright "Holemaker" or "Deader" or "Asscapper".

It just seems like a funny name for a gun.

But maybe I'm wrong, maybe the Persuader is just the #1 choice for shotgun weddings.

That's all.

[Deleted]

Well, if you happen to have such a thing in hand, that's persuasive, right? It is a bit silly. A shotgun begs having a bosser name.

[Sir Woodrow]

I would call a big ass Gun the "f***est Uppest"

After Tim and Mike's Robot from Spaced.

[Alucard]

The Mossberg "Tactical Argument Ender" sells well too.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

They just need to call "Bang For Your Buck".