Summarize something like a wrestling match

[Methusael86]

Making this game out of boredom. Basically, summarize anything like it would be done as an internet wrestling report.

For example, summarizing DBZ:

Match 1: Raditz vs. Farmer

Farmer attempts to get a bullet in but Raditz quickly reverses it and wins by KO.
Winner: Raditz
Nothing more then a squash match to establish newcomer Raditz. 1/4*

Match 2: Raditz vs. Goku

Goku goes for the first punch but Raditz sidesteps him an hits him in the knee. Goku is too weak to get up, therefore the match is called off. What?!

Winner: Raditz
So they spend years building up Goku and establishing him as the top guy on the entire roster, only to job him out in seconds to a guy whose only match was squashing a jobber. This also by proxy makes Piccolo look like a wimp because he's had a hard time fighting Goku. This match was 57 kinds of horrible. -*****.

Have at it fellow crappers.

[Dub H]

it looks fun,i will try it soon

[Tfmcmg is Johnny Green]

Match 1:Anderson Silva Vs James Irvin UFC Fight Night 14: Silva vs Irvin

James irvin comes out looking all sorts of mad and quickly tries to kick silva in the midsection. Oh no Anderson has caught irvin's foot and BY GOD AS MY WITNESS ANDERSON SILVA JUST BROKE JAMES'S IRVIN'S FACE IN HALF! WHY , ANDERSON , WHY? JAMES IRVIN HAD A FAMILY! YOU COLD HEARTED *******!

-**** What sort of garbage is dana white putting on tv now a days? That match was absolutely brutal.. Irvin had no right to be in a match with a true legend like Anderson and Anderson showed him why today.

[thuschongswing]

IcecrownMania main event: King Arthas vs. Illidan "The Betrayer" Stormrage (street fight stipulations; if Arthas wins, he is allowed to free the Lich King Ner'Zhul and consume his powers, while if Illidan wins, the Lich King is fired from the WCWF (WarCraft Wrestling Federation) and Arthas is forced to serve the Nathrezim)

This was one of the most anticipated and well built stories of 2003. After their tease encounter last year at WCWF's Felwood Rumble, Arthas took it upon himself to take control of the Undead away from the Nathrezim, while Illidan, in effort to redeem himself from Kil'jaeden, vowed to stop Arthas aligning with the Lich King once and for all. Thus, this match was set up.

It is important to know that before the match, Arthas was jumped backstage by both Lady Vashj and Kael'Thas Sunstrider, Illidan's stable mates. However, Arthas still managed to make it to the ring (without actually selling the damage, but that's a discussion for another day...) The match started with both Arthas and Illidan locking horns with their weapons (Arthas wielding Frostmourne, Illidan wielding the Panda Blades), but Illidan managed to push Arthas back. After sparring for a short bit, Arthas manages to overpower Illidan's defenses, and soon thereafter goes for the killing blow. Illidan is down...and referee Zug Zug says that Illidan is unable to continue the f***ing match, and the winner is Arthas? WHAT THE f***, GUYS??!?!

Rating: -**^1/2. A decent, psychological match while it lasted...yet, it was over after only ONE FREAKIN' MINUTE. Total squash for what SHOULD have been the biggest match of the year. While it should be noted that there were rumors about time restraints (due to the solid, if completely needless performance of Level 80 Tauren Chieftain midshow) shortening this match, it should NOT have reduced it to one measly minute. Come on now. They spent all this time building up Illidan Stormrage for two goddamn years almost, having him go over former main eventers like "The Lord of Outland" Magtheridon and Maiev Shadowsong, and Arthas beats him in a minute. I don't care how you look at it, this is a damn burial, plain and simple. Aside from me being endlessly PISSED OFF about the most anticlimactic main event in IcecrownMania history, I also have to wonder if Arthas is taking lessons on how to politic and bury his opponents backstage from his Kliq girlfriend "The Queen of Queens" Sarah Kerrigan over in SCWE (StarCraft Wrestling Entertainment).

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TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE BOULDER BADGE
Geodude & Onix (c) w/Brock vs. Pidgeotto & Pikachu w/ Ash

Geodude and Pidgeotto start things off. Match is totally uneven as Pidgeottos gust attack has no effect on Geodude. Geodude pummels Pidgeotto off-camera and Pidgeotto is called out of the match. Pikachu is now in and does an eletric attack. Geodude totally oversells it as and goes down. Onix now goes in and we get a continuation of last nights squash match. Pikachu does a desperation attack and only lands part of of the blow and the shock fly everywhere. Onix puts Pikachu in a rest hold and Pikachu does a Thunderbolt attack. Onix suffers some pain but won't release the hold. Pikachu tires out and Onix tightens the grip. Just as things seem to go the way of the last match, Onix releases the hold under Brocks order. It all seems over when suddenly water starts falling all over the arena and weakens Onix. Pikachu takes advantage of the situation and weakens Onix. Crowd really gets on Ash for ordering the cheap attack and Ash suddenly has a change of heart and forfeits the match. Afterwards, Brock decides to give the badge to Ash anyways.

WINNERS: Geodude and Onix, but Ash is awarded the Boulder Badge.

Rating: DUD. Aside from the gust attack, this match made no sense whatsoever. The shoddy camerawork didn't the Pidgeotto beatdown, Geodude falls to an attack which is suppose to have no effect, and they make Pikachu overcome the odds once again by giving him an advantage over a top-tier rock type. Hopefully this unnecessary Pikachu push comes to an end soon.

[Dub H]

Dec 22, 2009 15:03:10 GMT -5 @vyse said:

TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE BOULDER BADGE
Geodude & Onix (c) w/Brock vs. Pidgeotto & Pikachu w/ Ash

Geodude and Pidgeotto start things off. Match is totally uneven as Pidgeottos gust attack has no effect on Geodude. Geodude pummels Pidgeotto off-camera and Pidgeotto is called out of the match. Pikachu is now in and does an eletric attack. Geodude totally oversells it as and goes down. Onix now goes in and we get a continuation of last nights squash match. Pikachu does a desperation attack and only lands part of of the blow and the shock fly everywhere. Onix puts Pikachu in a rest hold and Pikachu does a Thunderbolt attack. Onix suffers some pain but won't release the hold. Pikachu tires out and Onix tightens the grip. Just as things seem to go the way of the last match, Onix releases the hold under Brocks order. It all seems over when suddenly water starts falling all over the arena and weakens Onix. Pikachu takes advantage of the situation and weakens Onix. Crowd really gets on Ash for ordering the cheap attack and Ash suddenly has a change of heart and forfeits the match. Afterwards, Brock decides to give the badge to Ash anyways.

WINNERS: Geodude and Onix, but Ash is awarded the Boulder Badge.

Rating: DUD. Aside from the gust attack, this match made no sense whatsoever. The shoddy camerawork didn't the Pidgeotto beatdown, Geodude falls to an attack which is suppose to have no effect, and they make Pikachu overcome the odds once again by giving him an advantage over a top-tier rock type. Hopefully this unnecessary Pikachu push comes to an end soon.

Baw God!How will Pikachu overcome the odds?!