You have 3 wishes...

[The Ichi]

...but they can't involve money, hot women/men, world domination or asking for more wishes. Thus forcing you to be creative.

Mine:

- To have the Benny Hill theme playing whenever I run. I'd probably get into situations where people chase me more often, but it'd be worth it.

- The ability to turn things into any colour I want. Not sure why really, but it sounds neat.

- To own a fighting game with the ultimate character roster that consists of video game characters, wrestlers, tv characters, imaginary characters, you name it. It would be in the style of the Smash Bros games with a little bit of WWF No Mercy thrown in. I don't know how that would work, but eh, it's my wish.

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I wish there was world peace.

I wish I could control metal like Magneto.

I wish I was like six foot nine so I could get with Leoshi, 'cause she don't know me but she's really fine.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Invisibility... so I can do my own perverted things that I want.

The ability to project any film or TV show that I want out of my eyes like a film projector.

To control TV. No more reality crap, good shows won't get canceled and good shows won't out live their usefulness.

[MrBRulzOK]

I'd wish all the numbers in the world were replaced by fours.

I'd then wish for anyone who said the word four be forced to pay me royalties.

And I'd finally wish that all laws, except the four royalty one, be permanently repealed!

[Deleted]

I wish I had the power of the one granting these wishes

HA!

[The Genesis of KoOS]

1. Have hair like John Morrison's.

2. Get a job that I love.

3. Always overcome the odds like John Cena.

[Drillbit Taylor]

1. Time machine that can go anywhere any time that I please. And no recharging stuff, one that can run forever.

2. To live for centuries

3.To be able to "Leap" into people.

[Ravishing One]

I wish I had the ability to control time and space, allowing myself to go back and relive and change parts of my life.

The other two will be used on world peace and a clean environment. Ya know, hippie stuff.

[Hawk Hart]

Eternal Life in Good Health until I decide to die.
The ability to do whatever I want
Every Superpower EVER with no weaknesses.

[Ultimo Chocula]

*To relive my teens/early 20's in the late 70's. I'm convinced I was born too late.

*To run my own wrestling federation comprised of characters I've created from scratch (basically making me like that guy from The Twilight Zone who had the magic tape recorder)

*To breathe fire, cuz that would be spiffy.

[TheDieselTrain]

Teleportation

Shapeshifting

Silver Surfers ability to heal others and myself.

[Deleted]

1. The power to go back and forward in time to wherever and whenever I want
2. Invincibility
3. Increased brain power

[The Ichi]

I probably should have banned superpowers too.

[Deleted]

1. I would wish for no bans on what I can wish for.

2. I would wish for an infinite supply of money.

3. I would wish for more wishes.

I would then use one of my new wishes for superpowers.

[Paul Servo]

1) enough money to live happy
2) my health to be better
3) the removal of Spencer Pratt from society (he's still alive, just like on a deserted island, The Negative Zone or Phantom Zone

[El Kabongs Revenge]

I'd wish for perfect eyesight cause im legally blind.

I'd also wish I did not have epilepsy.

I'd wish to be able to teleport wherever I wanted to go.

[Deleted]

I wish I could alter everything about my appearance at will.

I wish I knew people in the movie industry so I could sell some of my screenplays and ideas.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

Two Cokes and some chips.

[MiLo Duck]

Eternal unconditional life in comfort and perfect health.

Time and space travel

The ability to sleep for as long as I desire. Minutes, hours, days, weeks, etc.

[Splinter]

To have my own full size Technodrome complete with robot processing facilities

To have an unlimited supply of pizza

And shapeshifting might be a plus