Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 4, 2009 23:29:22 GMT -5
Jonathan drops 500 pounds of leftover stuffing on Viva Los Bio Dome
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NEW CHAMP!!!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,699
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Post by bob on Dec 26, 2009 23:21:27 GMT -5
*hits Jonathan in the nuts with a candy cane*
COVER 123
new champ!!!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 0:27:43 GMT -5
*walks up*
*bows*
*hits Bob with Brass knuckles* cover 1... 2... 3! new champ!!
*bows*
*exit stage right*
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Post by Trout Stratus on Dec 27, 2009 0:40:52 GMT -5
*waves at scruffy, hits sweet chin music on him*
COVER!
1! 2! 3!!! HE GOT HIM!!!
New Champ, :.:ItchWeeD:.:
*walks away*
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 27, 2009 6:12:40 GMT -5
Hits :.:ItchWeeD:.: with a guitar followed by a standing moonsault for the 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!
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Post by Trout Stratus on Dec 27, 2009 13:15:00 GMT -5
*:.:ItchWeeD:.: wakes up, and looks around* "What the hell, was that?" *Runs up behind Cyberkinetic Wastelander and catches him in a roll up, holds tights* 1! 2! 3!!!! HE GOT HIM AGAIN!! NEW CHAMPION FOR THE SECOND TIME, :.:ItchWeed:.:
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 27, 2009 20:13:55 GMT -5
Catches :.:ItchWeeD:.: with a German Suplex & pins him with a bridge for the 1 2 3
2-Time Harcore Campione!
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Post by Trout Stratus on Dec 27, 2009 22:41:06 GMT -5
*shakes off the german suplex, runs up behind Cyberkinetic Wastelander for a throwback to STF*
Cyberkinetic Wastelander taps!!!
3-TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION, :.:ItchWeeD:.:!!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 27, 2009 22:47:17 GMT -5
*hits :.ItchWeeD:.: with a frying pan and knocks him unconsious. PIN 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!!! Gets into car and go to airport and flies to Ecuador SEE YA SUCKERS!!!
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Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
Posts: 177
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Post by Kendo on Dec 28, 2009 11:14:22 GMT -5
While Grizzly Adams is in a pizza place. I run up hit him with the pie slice thing shove his face into hot pizza throw the tray on him and give him a Legdrop off a booth through 3 stacked tables
Tazzmission victory! FTW!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 28, 2009 11:57:54 GMT -5
Jonathan strangles Kendo with a Snuggie.
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NEW CHAMP!!!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 28, 2009 13:15:21 GMT -5
*Picks up a stop sign and bashes Johnathan over the head* PINS 1 2 3 2 time champ oh yeah!!!! *does the time warp*
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 28, 2009 13:20:28 GMT -5
Jonathan clobbers Grizzly Adams with a stale fruitcake.
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NEW CHAMP!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 28, 2009 13:28:43 GMT -5
*pulls out shotgun and shoots Johnathan in the knees rendering him unable to walk and then connects with the shining wizard* PIN 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 28, 2009 14:00:59 GMT -5
Jonathan clubs Grizzly Adams with a Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard peripheral.
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NEW CHAMP!!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 28, 2009 14:04:59 GMT -5
*makes a phone call and in comes running (not really but w/e) Bam's dad who body splashes Johnathan* PIN 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP PHIL MARGERA Hey Phil trade you a sammich for the title DEAL NEW CHAMP GRIZZLY ADAMS!!!!!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 28, 2009 14:28:00 GMT -5
Jonathan whacks Grizzly Adams with Brandon Dicamillo.
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NEW CHAMP!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 28, 2009 14:37:32 GMT -5
*Phil realizes I gave him a low fat sammich and is pissed. He sees Johnathan with the belt and eats him* Winner and New Champ Phil Margera *while Phils distracted I apply the million dollar dream* Winner by submission GRIZZLY ADAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 28, 2009 14:41:45 GMT -5
Jonathan bursts out of Phil's stomach like the critter from Alien and strangles Grizzly Adams with Phil's intestine.
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NEW CHAMP!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 28, 2009 14:50:16 GMT -5
*plays this video as a distraction* Ladies and gentleman Mr. Conway Twitty www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwT5jXcGD0Schoolboy 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!!!!!!! 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time WWCF Hardcore Champion CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!?!?
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