Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 17, 2009 21:31:47 GMT -5
*Pops out of nowhere, and slices Duggan in half with a sword, and pin the two parts of Duggan for 3* New Champ: Samurai Amigo. *Skrull-morphs into a ninja and takes down Amigo with a f***load of shurikens, pinning him to a wall.* Feel free to pin him, guys. As I've said, I don't do that. *Ninjitsu-teleports away.* EDIT: I see someone already did. Whatever! *A pirate stabs Ninja Tank, who then will put some "Invinicble due to morphing" crap out his ass*
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Post by The Tank on Apr 17, 2009 21:32:03 GMT -5
IRS: Tank, stop messing with my competitors for the Hardcore Title and pay your taxes! *Skrull-morphs into IRS.* Sir, it is YOU who needs to pay YOUR taxes!!!
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Apr 17, 2009 21:48:31 GMT -5
[As I.R.S. is filling out taxes, he notices a new tax form] IRS: Hmm? A 'For not lying down on your back for 10 seconds' tax? Better deal with this now. [As he's laying down helplessly, Sharpy Snow sneaks in and makes the pin] 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP! 2 TIME CHAMP SHARPY SNOW! And in the 7 additional seconds you have to stay down due to this tax now, I'm escaping to PAGE 2 BABY! [Sharpy Snow dives in with the title an-
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2009 23:45:39 GMT -5
[As I.R.S. is filling out taxes, he notices a new tax form] IRS: Hmm? A 'For not lying down on your back for 10 seconds' tax? Better deal with this now. [As he's laying down helplessly, Sharpy Snow sneaks in and makes the pin] 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP! 2 TIME CHAMP SHARPY SNOW! And in the 7 additional seconds you have to stay down due to this tax now, I'm escaping to PAGE 2 BABY! [Sharpy Snow dives in with the title an- Oh no you don't Grabs Sharpy by the collar and pulls him out then gives him a Backdrop Driver Throws confetti in the air to celebrate but is distracted by Something shiny Confetti lands on Sharpy 1...2...3 NEW CHAMP CONFETTI
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 18, 2009 0:25:40 GMT -5
tvsjed collects all the confetti and pins it for the 1..2..3. New champ, tvsjed.
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The_ripoff_artist
Unicron
Just Regular Ol' Folk
R.I.P. Todd Newton 1989-2009
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Apr 18, 2009 3:48:20 GMT -5
Officer T.J. Hooker runs in, and hits tvsjed with his billy club, and pins.* 1 2 3!!!!!!!!
New champ: Officer T.J. Hooker!
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 18, 2009 9:33:52 GMT -5
7 pages of a Hardcore Championship thread and no Evil Masked wordlifeecw in sight? ;( *drops down to knees and holds up arms dramatically* wordliffeecw where are you? !!!!!!!!!!!! We need a hero!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2009 12:34:20 GMT -5
Officer T.J. Hooker runs in, and hits tvsjed with his billy club, and pins.* 1 2 3!!!!!!!! New champ: Officer T.J. Hooker! but CageKing666 returns to compitition from out of nowhere and Shadow Kicks the Officer down! 1, 2, 3!!! New Champ! I'm Back! and where is the Evil Mask???
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 18, 2009 12:40:13 GMT -5
*sneaks up behind you and braeks your neck*123 NEW hardcore champion bob
*disappears*
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Apr 18, 2009 12:56:20 GMT -5
*Intercepts bob in the next dimension (I am a ghost you know).
Chokes him out with some rope, 1...2...3!
New Champ!
*Hears a girl call my name on earth and goes to collect.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 18, 2009 12:57:00 GMT -5
Jonathan hits Candlejack in the head with a Sugar Ray boxset.
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NEW CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2009 13:06:01 GMT -5
Jonathan hits Candlejack in the head with a Sugar Ray boxset. 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!!!!!!!!!! CageKing comes back as a Zombie (like MiloDuck from the last thread) and Bites Johnathen on the neck My Ending: He becomes a member of my army and gives the title to me "Real" Ending: He starts having a Seizure from the pain and I pin him Either Way 2 Time Champ: CageKing666!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,699
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Post by bob on Apr 18, 2009 13:08:19 GMT -5
*runs down Jonathan with an ATV* 123
NEW CHAMPION...
*disappears to a undisclosed location*
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 18, 2009 13:08:34 GMT -5
Cageking666 starts vomiting uncontrollably, due to the nasty tasting sludge Jonathan smeared on the location he was bitten.
Jonathan gently shoves him.
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KGX
Mike the Goon
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Post by KGX on Apr 18, 2009 13:13:24 GMT -5
KGX eats his banana, throws the peel on the floor. Jonathon Michaels runs around the corner, slips on the peel, falls to the ground. KGX stomps him in the head, 1-2-3- NEW CHAMPION
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 18, 2009 13:17:30 GMT -5
KGX eats his banana, throws the peel on the floor. Jonathon Michaels runs around the corner, slips on the peel, falls to the ground. KGX stomps him in the head, 1-2-3- NEW CHAMPION Jonathan gives KGX tickets for the opera, then pins him after he falls asleep. 1 2 3 New champ!
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 18, 2009 13:27:44 GMT -5
But who's that climbing out from beneath the ring? "Bah gawd kang, it's Betty White!" Betty delivers a pumphandle slam to Jonathan Michaels and slaps on the figure 4 leg lock. Jonathan Michaels taps out! New champ Betty White!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 18, 2009 13:29:02 GMT -5
Betty White is paralyzed of Awesomeness Overload.
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New Champ!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,080
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 18, 2009 13:35:50 GMT -5
*Pops up out of a manhole, and rolls up JM for 3, then goes back down*
New Champ: Amigo.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,230
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 18, 2009 13:38:06 GMT -5
Jonathan jumps into the sewer to attack Amigo, but the Ninja Turtles have already beaten him up and taken his wallet.
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