WCTNA Thread 24: TNA based efed

[Perpetual Nirvana]

You said I could use him one last time.

[Above Average]

That's what I said. I merely noted I didn't see why someone else couldn't have done it.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

So get your award speeches done. I can handle the rest, the "And the winner is..." and so forth.

[Above Average]

I'm hoping iMPACT! gets pushed back 1 hour tonight.

[Above Average]

Okay folks, let's work on the basis that iMPACT! will be tonight at 4pm EST, but it may well not be.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Yeah, circumstances beyond my control. Sorry about that. But we should be okay for tonight.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Oh yeah, and I STILL have promos I need.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Happy New Year and welcome to the first WCTNA iMPACT of 2010!
West: As ever I am Don West alongside Mike Tenay.
Tenay: Tonight we find out who the best of 2009 was and start 2010 with a bang!
West: That Announcer of the Year is mine, Tenay. You keep your hands off!



Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring, in his usual suit and tie with the World title over his shoulder. He enters the ring and grabs a mic.

Last week Mick Foley, our Management Director saw fit to disrespect yours truly, the World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus. You see, we all know that the number one contender for my title should, once again, be Kevin Nash. I think even Foley recognised this fact because the one thing he did correctly was reward Kev with another title match against me at Genesis.

But Mick can't help himself. He likes to see me in a tough spot. He likes to stack the odds against the greatest champion this organisation... this world has ever seen. So, he needlessly added Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle to the match as well. Now, don't get me wrong, Scott and Kurt are top class performers. Scotty was in one of the greatest tag teams of all time in the Steiner Brothers, and he's been a champion everywhere he's been. Kurt Angle is an Olympic Gold Medallist and a former champion everywhere he's been too. Their credentials are there for all to see. But what have they done lately? Steiner had a spell messing about with the X Division, which I could do with an arm tied behind my back, and Kurt has been busy getting whooped by Jethro Holliday.

But Mick, I understand you want to promote healthy competition. I am your star man, but I can understand why you'd want someone else to get a share of my spotlight around here. Really I can. Mick, you have to understand where I'm coming from though. It's not fair that I... actually I'll explain to your face. I have a business proposition that I think you'll be very interested in. So could you please come out to this ring right now?



Mick Foley comes down to the ring and talkes a mic.

Honestly, I'm getting a little tired of this. What do you want now, Brutus?

Look Mick, my idea... it's really really simple. Let me lay it out like this for you. For months upon months upon months now, I have gone out to that ring and I have defeated everyone you have set in my path. I know that I am the franchise player, but it does get a bit tedious with the main events having no significant stakes. I don't lose my belt. So then it hit me. I came up with an idea to keep viewer interest in the main event of Genesis, whilst also actually REWARDING me for my latest victory.

Retaining the title isn't reward enough? Young people these days, always wanting more. So what exactly do you have in mind?

Okay, my proposal is this. At Genesis, Scott Steiner, Kurt Angle, and Kevin Nash - they put something on the line as well. Whoever I pin loses what they put at stake. I'm putting my belt on the line. So how about Big Poppa Pump puts his freak on the line - I wouldn't mind having a valet. How about Kevin Nash puts Traci Brooks on the line - I wouldn't mind having a bit of... having a valet again. And Kurt Angle? Well, how about we put his Olympic Gold Medals on the line?

I have to admit, that would spice up the Genesis main event a bit. Okay, if Nash, Steiner and Angle agree to it then I guess that seems fair.

Thank you Mick. You've made the right decision I assure you. The buyrates will be even further through the roof than they usually are with me in the main event. Something will ACTUALLY change hands this time. But the one thing that will remain the same will be yours truly standing tall with the WCTNA Championshop in my hands. But Mick, this time... this time there'll be something on my other arm as well.

Now if you'll excuse me Mick, I have a match to prepare for, and a Wrestler of the Year acceptance speech to write - I mean it's obvious it's me isn't it?

We'll see, Brutus. We shall see.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Mick Foley returns to his office but no sooner has he sat down than the Greater Good walk in*

Hello gentlemen. What can I do for you?

I think its more of what I can do for you, Mick. You know I'm the crown jewel of this company. You know that I'm The Blueprint for what a World Champion should look like. It would only help the company that you've invested so much money into if I were to represent WCTNA as Champion.

* Morgan looks to Daniels, then to Sting *

I've decided that It's time I step up and take whats mine. We just need you to make my title shot official.

Well there is kinda a problem there. With Steiner, Nash and Angle getting title shots at Genesis, the potential Feast or Fired winner, Desmond Wolfe, AJ Styles all in contention, I'm afraid you're kinda down the list as far as title opportunities go.

Wha... WHAT?! There is no end to how ludicrous that statement is Foley! Steiner is coming off of losing to Daniels, Angle is coming off of losing to Nash, Nash is coming off of losing to Magnus, Wolfe has proven NOTHING so far, and I've beaten AJ Styles almost a dozen times! Ive lost what, one match since I came back from my extended leave? And that was to the X Division Champion! I'm your money maker Foley. Im the most genetically jacked, athletically stacked giant in the history of this business! And you're trying to withhold something that should be mine by birthright! Hell, you dont have me booked for Genesis at all! You know what? I think Hogan has gotten to you Foley. I think Hogan is already working his backstage magic and doing his best to hold me down because he's never seen ANYTHING like The Blueprint in all his years of wrestling.

Well if that were true, when do you expect this match to take place? Magnus is already booked for Genesis and I'm not risking the main event by giving you a title shot before then.

Heh, its typical that you ask that when next months Pay Per View is an all Knockouts show, and you know damn well that im too good to be wrestling big matches on free TV. So you want to have me wait more than two months, huh? And even then, I'm sure you'll find an excuse to have me ousted in favor of another unworthy challenger. Probably Hogan. This is ridiculous! I was doing you a service Foley, I was being polite by walking in here and pretending to ask. I'll give you one more chance to make things right Foley. Cancel the Four Way Title Match at Genesis, and insert me into it instead.

You seriously want me to cancel a Pay Per View main event eight days before the show? How about no?

Then it looks like I'll just have to take that title shot myself. You'll regret not doing the right thing Foley. You'll regret not doing your part to serve the greater good. I hope you're watching closely tonight, because until I get what I want, I'm turning this place upside down.

* Morgan, Sting, and Daniels all turn to leave *

Yeah? Well go ahead and do your worst!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Mick Foley already having a hell of a night and we haven't even started yet.
West: Now if I was still management director...
Tenay: Don't start that again. Anyway, let's get to our opening match with two of the men who will be part of Fest or Fired.



Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Eustis, Florida, weighing 280 pounds, Kip James!



Penzer: And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, "The War Machine" Rhino!

3 votes
10 minutes

[MikeyMania]

Rhino with a Rhinodriver.

[Deleted]

Kip with a go-away slam!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Rhino sets up for the Gore when Matt Morgan slides into the ring and meets him with the Carbon Footprint. Morgan then grabs Kip James and hits the Hellevator.

Tenay: What was the point of this?
West: Morgan said he was gonna take things into his own hands.

Morgan goes to leave but notices Kip James trying to get up. Morgan retrieves a chair from ringside and enters the ring, smashing Rhino as he tries to re-enter. Morgan then sets up the chair and hits another Hellavator on James, this time through the chair. Morgan finally leaves, the damage done, as medical personel come down.

Tenay: Kip James could be seriously injured here.
West: This is all on Mick Foley's hands, Mike.
Tenay: While we get this sorted out, let's hear from the Legends Champion.

Brother Devon. The charisma vacuum. Tonight, you and I will meet in the ring, in a match that quite honestly, is gonna be pretty boring. However, as the Legends Champion, I feel it is my duty to TRY and make this as exciting as possible. Now, I’m not sure even I can save this match, but I will offer the fans an incentive to watch.

For every minute the entire audience can stay awake, I will pay each fan in the arena $100. So if you can all stay up for 10 minutes, that’s $1,000 right there! But I know for a fact, there’s no way it will happen. Tonight, Devon will bore you all to tears.

And then, at Genesis, I will walk away, still YOUR WCTNA Legends Champion! Team 3D, you think I’m afraid of a tables match with you guys. Reality check. You guys have LOST more than half of the tables matches you’ve been in! And Kiyoshi, nothing personal my friend, but business is business. If I have to put you through a table, then so be it. Nothing will stop me from holding onto this belt.

Now, if you will all excuse me, I have to try and make a Brother Devon match interesting. Wish me luck!

Daivari exits as the camera fades out.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: And now it's time for our first award of the evening. Let's take it to JB.

*We go to JB who is behind a podium at the entrance way*

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to present the award for the Tag Team of the Year. This past year WCTNA has seen more than it's fair share of great tag teams. But there can be only one Tag Team of the Year.

*JB opens the envelope and looks at the contents*

And the winner is...Team 3D!



*Ray and Devon come out and accept their awards*

Ray:Do you know why we're the top tag team?
D-von:Why we have these awards?
Ray:Why we are the ones who deserve those tag titles?
We've been over it
We say it Again,Again and Again
I'm getting tired of it
D-von:We've had enough of it too
Ray:I am tired of this
I am tired of everytime we hear the same old thing
D-von:Who's the next contender to the Tag Titles?
Is it the Motor City Machine Guns?
Is it Beer Money?
Is it Jay Lethal and his partner of the month?
Ray:And the whole time we just stand in the background
Every week
We get our opponents and we do the same thing
D-von:I lift them up
Ray:And I catch them on the way down
Last Call,Motor City Rush,Whatever GBH do
D-von:Blocked,Stopped and Ended
Ray:3D
D-von:Boom
Ray:Pick em' up on two
D-von:Do it again
Ray:But we've had enough of this waiting
Daivari,Kiyoshi this is it
Whether we beat you and take your title or not after this we're done
This is the end of Team 3D that comes out here and gets bogged down in this stupid crap
Since the Guns did it before we're doing it now and I think we're more than deserving
D-von:After Genesis we demand a shot at those tag titles
Ray:We demand a shot at the tag titles at Against All Odds whether there held by Homicide and Dinero or Hogan and Lethal
D-von:WE WILL NOT CALL THEM THE MACHO POWERS!
Ray:Either of those teams have been teaming for what two months each?
WE HAVE BEEN TEAMING FOR YEARS!
WCTNA Tag Team of the Year
Twenty Three time Tag Champions
And winners of the WCTNA Tag Team Tournament
D-Von:Our resume speaks for itself and we demand our shot no matter what we have to put up for it
Ray:We're done playing around from now on we're at War and every little Punk in our way better be ready for it
We've Had Enough!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Well coming up next, Brother Devon will be in action against Shawn Daivari.



Penzer: The following non-title contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, in the ring, accompanied by Brother Ray, from New York City, weighing 280 pounds, brother Devon!



Penzer: And from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion Shawn Daivari!

3 votes
10 minutes

[MikeyMania]

Devon with a headbutt.

Must win... yawn... thousand dolla... zzzz

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Daivari hits the Stuff of Legend.

[Deleted]

D-von with a neckbreaker

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Devon goes for the Saving grace but Daivari counters with shots to the face. Daivari then hooks Devon up and hits the Stuff of Legend but Devon counters into a victory rool. 1-2-3!

Penzer: Here is your winner; Brother Devon

West: The Legends champion on the losing end tonight.
Tenay: And remember to retain his title at Genesis he has to put three men through a table. This is unfair.

She..... she's gone....
She was supposed to stay.
I fought to avenge her, and this is how she repays me?
By leaving me?!

*Taylor Wilde and Hamada are both seen in the locker room area. Taylor is crouched in the fetal position as Hamada tries to console her.*

I really thought Lauren was going to stay.
I was going to protect her from everyone. Make sure she was always safe.
Why did she leave?
Why did she leave me?

*Taylor turns to Hamada.*

Why?

.......

Sigh....
You're right. You're always right.
She didn't trust that I could protect her.
She was afraid, even when she came back.
She was afraid Daffney would come back for her.
That's why she's gone.
That's why she left me....

*Taylor's voice takes on a harsher tone.*

She always finds a way to ruin my life.
I tried to get her out, I really did.
And what does she do afterwards?
After I beat her, she finds a way to enter my life once again.
I can't get rid of her Ayako.
I just.... can't.

*Hamada looks at Taylor, not saying a thing. Taylor returns the look for a second before looking back at the ground.*

Maybe you're right.
I can't keep focusing on her. I can't be consumed by the hate I have for her.
She wins if I do.
So I'll end it once and for all.

*Hamada looks as if she's about to speak, but Taylor puts her finger on Hamada's lips.*

Shh shh shh.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm not crazy....

Not yet.

*Taylor stands up and exits the locker room as Hamada shakes her head.*

[Deleted]

What?
D-von won