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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 16:36:34 GMT -5
My bad. It's been fixed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 16:36:52 GMT -5
At this time I would like to welcome the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Hulk Hogan and Jay Lethal, The Macho Powers.
We'll get to the talking in just a sec, little lady but first things first. You ever been with her Jay?
UH UH, SHE'S NEVER BEEN MY LIZ.
Alright then. So Christy, how'd you like to wear the tag team title?
All due respect Hulkster but I'm taken.
Fair enough but no harm in asking.
THAT'S NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE!
Come on now, brother. You said you wouldn't bring that up.
I NEVER SAID NOTHING!
Well, I'll let it go for now anyway. I gotta focus on this bad dude called Homicide.
That's actually what I wanted to ask you about. Tonight is your WCTNA Impact wrestling debut. What are your thoughts heading into this match?
You know something little lady, I've faced the best in the world and I've also faced the baddest of the bad. I've faced Andre the Giant and slammed him in front of 90000 people.
ALL 900 POUNDS OF HIM!
I've stared death in the face against the likes of Kamala and The Undertaker
STUCK HIM IN THE CASKET!
I've won Rumbles against 29 other men.
GOT RID OF EACH AND EVERYONE IN TWO SECONDS!
I've wrestled all over the world against Lawler, Muta, Inoki, Flair. You name a legend, I've faced them and beat them.
IN FRONT OF ELVIS, HENRY THE EIGTH, MARTIN LUTHER KING AND CHARLES DARWIN!
But despite all that, I've never faced Homicide. Now, I don't need to say my prayers, train hard and take my vitamins to know I'm still able to get it done in the ring.
HULKSTER DON'T NEED NO PILLS TO GET HIS MUSCLES, ARSENIO!
Easy now brother. Just relax a little
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
Homicide, you all the skill you got, I got more and I'm gonna prove it to you tonight. This old dog's got a few new tricks. So whatcu gonna do when the 24 inch pythons and the millions of Hulkamanics watching around the world run wild you you?!
OOOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Actually, just before you go, can I ask Jay one more question?
Sure, I'll catch you out there brother.
What can I do for you, Christy?
What's with the attitude depending on whether Hulk is around?
I have no idea what you mean. I've always been like this. Now if you don't mind, I've got to go watch my partner's back.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 16:39:20 GMT -5
*Cut to the back, where So Cal Val is standing by with D'Angelo Dinero and Homicide.*
Thanks guys. With me now is the man that will take on Hulk Hogan in his first match ever on Impact and his, uh...
Associate.
Yeah, associate, Homicide and D'Angelo Dinero. Homicide, are you at all nervous heading into this match?
Nervous? Mami, come on. Hulk Hogan was considered a threat when Lincoln was presidente. Now the man just looks like a roided up version of the Great Pumpkin with doll hair extensions.
Good one.
And me? I'm El Lucha Thug! The Notorious 187! I've beaten some of the top names around the world, and I haven't even hit my prime!
See Val, Homicide may be seen as a ruthless, albiet distracted brawler. But when he focuses on something, when he channels his aggression towards an individual, he becomes a controlled killer. An animal with a target. And Hulk, that target tonight is you... brother.
Well D'Angelo, last week you took on Jay Lethal in an unsuccessful attempt to gain some momentum heading into your big tag team match at Genesis.
Val Val Val... you're dwelling on the past. We're talking about the present, and the future. Tonight, my man Homicide takes on and defeats Hulk Hogan. At Genesis, I become a two-time WCTNA Tag Team Champion along with Homicide. And who knows Val? At Against All Odds, I may very well become double champion when I win the WCTNA World Title.
But you're not even in the title hunt!
Oh Val...
*Dinero takes off his sunglasses and looks Val in the eyes.*
Aren't I? Come on 'Cide. 'Cide?
*The camera turns to find Homicide attacking Jesse Neal with a baseball bat.*
You like to be assaulted Jesse? Well think of this as your personal f***ing nirvana!
Sigh... maybe I should've picked Kip James.
*Dinero walks off as Homicide continues his assault.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 16:40:27 GMT -5
Tenay: Well know it is time for that match, Hulk Hogan will compete for the first time ever on iMPACT. West: Yeah, ain't that something.
Penzer: The following contest is sheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accomapined by "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero, from Bed–Stuy Do or Die, Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205 pounds, Homicide!
Penzer: And accompanied by "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal, from Venice Beach, California weighing 302 pounds, he is one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Hulk Hogan!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 16:42:59 GMT -5
Homicide with a Thuggish Plancha!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 3, 2010 16:45:19 GMT -5
Hogan with a belly to belly suplex.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 16:57:38 GMT -5
Hogan with a "that promo ruled!" slam!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 16:57:49 GMT -5
Homicide goes for the Gringo Killa but Hogan powers out. Hogan then runs through his usual routine. As he is about to hit the Legdrop , Dinero trips him.
Penzer: Here is your winner as a result of a DQ; Hulk Hogan!
Dinero tries to attack Hogan but is taken out by the Hulkster. Homicide tries to jump Hogan from behind but is met by Lethal and dealt with too.
West: Big surprise, like there was gonna be any other outcome. Tenay: What do you mean by that? West: You know. Tenay: We can now hear from the World Champion Brutus Magnus.
Brutus Magnus, World Heavyweight Champion, earlier tonight you called out Mick Foley and you have persuaded him to give you a "reward" if you win at Genesis, in the form of Kurt Angle's Olympic Gold Medals, Jenna Morasca or Traci Brooks. Other than that being totally degrading to women, I guess it also means that more people are interested in the outcome. Do you have any preference for who you pin?
Now don't go getting jealous Val. Jenna Morasca and Traci Brooks would merely be my manager, a valet if you will. That's all there would be to it.
I did watch those skits you and Nash did a few weeks ago you know. The ones where you asked for Traci's number, and where you didn't seem to recognise she had a face.
Recognise she has a face? What dya...
You had your eyes on her breasts the whole time! Think about it!
That's not even true! But that's besides the point Val! Valets, and that's all there is to it, now let's move on.
You never said who you'd like to pin most.
I wouldn't mind being an Olympic Gold Medallist, but at the same time I wouldn't mind having the em... managerial experience of Traci or Jenna assisting me either.
Val mouths "managerial experience" and rolls her eyes.
Will you stop acting like a jealous schoolgirl and ask me a new question?
Jealous schoolgirl? I don't think so, but fine. Let's move on. Tonight you take on Eric Young in one on one competition. Any thoughts?
Wel Val, Eric Young is an accomplis...
I'll answer this one if you don't mind Val.
Desmond Wolfe walks on screen.
The World Heavyweight Champ wants to go out there and beat Eric Young... because that's what I did last week. I beat the living hell out of Eric Young. Not only does Mr. Magnus face a weakened man after what I did last week, but he gives himself the opportunity to try to one up the Wolfe. Now Brutus, I'm fairly sure you have it in you to beat Eric Young, especially in his current physical state. Do you think it's going to make people think you're better than me though? I doubt it. Everyone can see through you Brutus. I see through you. You see me as a threat. Rightly so. I've left you on your arse twice already.
Thing is Brutus, I didn't just come over here to answer your questions for you. I came over here to tell you that I am in the Feast or Fired match at Genesis.
Magnus shrugs.
And what's that got to do with me?
Well I'm going to win that match Brutus. And when I do I HOPE I get that World title match case. Even if I don't, whoever does win it is going to get their head kicked in until they give me that case. And when I do get that case, well, you'd better watch your back every moment of every day. Because then your days as champion are truly TRULY numbered. So, have a little think on that... "champ".
Wolfe walks off as Magnus looks pissed off.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 17:01:00 GMT -5
* The Beautiful People collectively make their way out to the ring. They don't do their typical entrances, instead, they look serious as they pace around the ring waiting for their music to cut off. *
Velvet: Look, theres been a lot of hostility lately, and well, thats not how we want things to be!
Madison: Yea, like, all this fighting and arguing is bad our skin.
Velvet: So we're here for one reason. And thats to make amends with a woman that we've been verbally tormenting for weeks and weeks and weeks. Angelina, if youll do the honors of introducing our guest.
Angelina: Thank you Velvet! And I couldn't have said it better myself girls. All of this needs to stop. I have a title match coming up at Genesis, and to be honest, I just want to go in and have a clean, fair match where the best woman wins. So without further adieu, let me extend an olive branch of peace by asking that WCTNA Knockouts Champion Alissa Flash comes to the ring.
* A very obese woman dressed in Alissa Flash's gear, and holding a replica Knockouts Championship belt comes waddling down the ramp. She attempts to roll into the ring, but cant. Velvet and Madison help pull her in, and then help her up to her feet. Angelina approaches her, and they shake hands. As Angelina turns around following the handshake, her false smile disappears, and she looks at her hand in disgust as if it were dirty *
Angelina: Give it up for your knockouts champion, ladies and gentlemen! And man, Alissa, you look FANTASTIC! Have you lost weight?
* Doppelganger Alissa shakes her head up and down looking thrilled with her progress *
Angelina: I thought so, you look much better than normal! It's good to see you Alissa! I really look forward to wrestling you one on one at Genesis for the title! But here's the thing. What we're doing is totally against the grain! People like a nasty buildup. They dont like to see things like this, where the two wrestlers get along. So what I want to do, is stage a mock verbal sparring session! You know, to sell tickets! Because lets face it, no one pays to see Alissa Flash wrestle... even if its against me.
* Doppelganger Alissa nods her head in agreement. *
Angelina: Okay! I'll go first!
* Madison approaches Angelina and whispers something into her ear. Angelina laughs out loud before composing herself enough to speak *
Angelina: Okay okay, I got it. Alissa, youre so fat, that when you step on a scale, it reads "To be Continued"!
* The Beautiful People stumble around in hysterics in the ring as Doppelganger Alissa droops her head *
Angelina: Your turn!
* Doppelganger Alissa pulls out a crumpled up note and reads from it *
Doppelganger Alissa: Well... Angelina... You're so... Beautiful... that... when im in the back eating brownies, I think about wanting to be you.
Angelina: Ouch! Good one, Alissa. I dont know if I'll be able to recover! My turn!
* Velvet approaches Angelina now, and whispers something into her ear. Again, Angelina laughs aloud before gathering herself *
Angelina: Alissa, you're so fat, that when you trick or treat, instead of asking "Trick or treat!" You say... "Trick or meatloaf!"
* The Beautiful People howl in laughter before being cut off... *
* The real Alissa Flash steps out onto the stage *
Angelina Love...
She stops to think for a second.
Angelina Love, do you know what? You are pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. You've got a big title match coming up against me at Genesis, and all you can do is roll out the same old jokes over and over. You bring this woman out here and try to humiliate her, pretend she's me, and make fun of her weight.
You really think you're funny, don't you?
Angelina: HIGH-larious, as a matter of fact. Yes, I do. I really do! Oh, oh, oh, what about this one. Ready? Alissa, youre so fat, that your cereal bowls come with a lifeguard!
* Velvet and Angelina high five one another *
Oh good one Angie. Must have taken a long time to come up with that one. I do find one thing funny though. You actually believe that you're getting under my skin. You think that this is going to help your crusade. You're playing mind games with me. Or trying to anyway. Fact of the matter is, I don't care what you say. I really do not care.
Fact of the matter is, I'm not overweight at all. And while it's opinion based I don't think I'm unattractive. What do you people think?
The crowd cheers and we hear a few whistles.
Exactly. Thank you.
I'm natural Angelina, while you just look fake and plastic. And you call yourself a Beautiful Person? Really? Really?!
Madison: Yea, you're natural. naturally fat!
Velvet: And butch.
Angelina: And very normal, by the way. Extremely normal. And you know what normal is nowadays? Its fat. This whole country is overweight, and you're... naturally... one of them! But what they all want, what all of you nasty obese piggy's all truly desire... is to be like us! That's why you all sit on your porky, grubby little hands every week and and cant take your eyes off of The Beautiful People. Thats why you pranced around in a cheerleaders outfit for months pretending to be attractive. Because in your heart, you want to me like us! You want to be beautiful.
Velvet: It's true!
Angelina: Im a nice person Alissa. I really am. Really. I freely admit that every woman has the right to be ugly if they so choose. But you... you abuse the privilege honey! And your punishment for that abuse? Handing that Knockouts title over to someone who fits the mold of being great. Not some normal, natural, bay area fatty! But a Beautiful Person with the assets required to remind people that this is a WOMENS division. Not a division for overweight tranny's!
Well Angelina, you sure don't give up I'll give you that. But there's an old saying that he... or she in this case, who laughs last, laughs loudest. And Angelina you seem to be getting a lot of laughs in right now. But the one problem is that at Genesis, you won't be able to beat me. You won't become WCTNA Knockouts Champion. I'll kick your ass all over the ring. I'll kick Madison and Velvet's asses too if they get involved. I'll pin your shoulders to the mat 1-2-3, and I'll walk out still champion.
Then who'll be laughing Angelina? Who'll be laughing as I walk out of that arena having overcome you and your challenge, ready to move on to the next challenger. I can't wait Angelina, because it's going to be... hilarious.
And the way I see it, I'll be facing all 3 of you at the PPV anyway, so I should probably get a little bit of practice. Genesis begins NOW!
* Alissa drops the mic and makes her way down to the ring. She comes in and clotheslines Madison as Angelina hastens out of the ring looking frightened. Alissa and Velvet get into a slugfest that Alissa easily wins, sending Velvet to the ground. Madison jumps on Alissa's back, but Alissa flips her over top and onto the mat. Alissa pulls Velvet up and begins to set up the Flash Drive, when Angelina clips her leg from behind. It turns into a numbers game, and all three members of The Beautiful People begin stomping away on the Knockouts Champion. Velvet and Madison drag Alissa to her feet and hold her up as Angelina sets up the Botox Injection. Just before she does it however, WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions Tara and Daffney come running down the ramp, causing The Beautiful People to scatter. *
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 17:03:44 GMT -5
Tenay: And now the world champ is in action. West: And who the hell does Wolfe think he is? Magnus has enough challengers to worry about without this guy running around. Tenay: That's the price of being champion. West: Oh bull.
Penzer: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, residing in Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, Eric Young!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 17:05:07 GMT -5
Magnus with a running knee strike!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 3, 2010 17:11:22 GMT -5
Magnus with a lariat.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 17:13:00 GMT -5
Magnus with a superplex
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 17:17:03 GMT -5
Magnus dominats Young for most of the match. Magnus then lifts Young and hits the Tormentum. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner; Brutus Magnus!
Matt Morgan walks down to the ring with Sting. Magnus exits quickly as Morgan slides into the ring. Morgan glances at Mgnus as he head up the ramp then grabs Eric Young as he gets up and hits the Hellavator. Morgan stares own Magnus who is still backing up the ramp, tapping his temple and holding the title aloft. As Magnus reches the top of the ramp and turns to leave he is met with a Jawbreaker Lariet from Desmond Wolfe who appears to have been lying in wait. Wolfe grins smugly at the fallen champion before leaving.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 17:18:44 GMT -5
Ladies and gentelmen, our next award is for Knockout of the year. But first Mick Foley has an announcement to make.
Thank you, JB. Well folks, 2009 was a great year for WCTNA wrestling. And we intend to move onwards and upwards. In 2010, WCTNA will be better than ever. In fact...
HE'S A MAD FISHMAN STOP HIM! *Cody Deaner runs down the ramp with Shark Boy chasing him with a Kendo Stick Deaner then jumps into the ring and attempts to kick Shark Boy when he follows only to get Caned in the leg he then falls down clutching said leg before crawling over and grabbing Foley's leg*
What the-
MOVE IT DUDE LOVE! *Shark Boy swings at Deaner only for him to roll out of the way and start running on his knees around the ring with Shark Boy chasing him*
STOP THIS CRAZY FISHMAN!
Now hang on a minute
SHUT IT
NO YOU SHUT IT OR YOU'RE FIRED Now who the hell do you two think you are? I come out here to make thsi announcement and you two come out here and do this dog and pony show
HE'S TRYIN TA KILL ME!
And if you interrupt me again I'll let him!
Now tell me what's going on .............Mullet boy first
Thank You your honor You see Fishman here is just upset cause Ah'm on a winning streak and he's not and beat him last week
THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHARK
SHUT IT!
Thank you your honor and may I say your looking very slim today
Stop being a suck up
Suspended your honor
It's Sustained
That too
Okay you now Sharky
The straight coral is I was ready for my match then this Mulleted piece of crap tried to cheap shot me then sprayed me in the eyes and pinned me for the cheap win!
THAT WAS LEGAL!
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU We'll decide this the easy way The two of you will face off in a match later tonight NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
Security escort Deaner and SharkBoy away.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, we here at WCTNA are commited to coming up with ideas that the "competition" wouldn't dare try. WCTNA have made a commitment to be THE home of women's wrestling in North America. I am pleased to announce that on February 7th, WCTNA will present Knocked Out, the first ever all female PPV in company history. Now JB, if you will do the honors.
Thank you and now the award for Knockout of the Year.
And the winner is...Daffney!
This is just so...I mean I'm not exactly stable but people think enough of me to consider me as Knockout of the Year? Thank you. To think that you all think that much of me. But Tara I have to thank you most of all. You have looked out fo me these past few months. You're my best friend and I...
* Madison and Velvet come out *
Velvet: Oh give me a break! YOURE the Knockout of the year? As if!
Madison: ...BANSHEE!
Velvet: Exactly Madison! If theres anyone in this company that deserved to win that ridiculous award... its me! Like, look at me! And look at... that thing over there! This is propaganda and collusion and all of those other big words! And its all being set up by uggos in the back. You're jealous of The Beautiful People, so you give the award to someone that we're wrestling at Genesis!
Madison: This is so not cool.
Velvet: Tell me about it Madison. And at Genesis, we're going to prove that the Knockout of the Year crown should have gone to, and will forever belong to The Beautiful People when we smear Daffney's wretched face across that disgusting ring, and take the Tag Team Titles!
Madison: Which by the way, were made specifically for us and our teeny tiny beautiful waists. And not... well... for the banshee in the ring!
That's really interesting. Because if these belts were made for you why don't they say "vapid bitches" on the name plates? You can say what you want but I don't care, You know what they say. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never harm me because I'm going break your jaw. HEHE!.
Velvet: The only thing thats going to break at Genesis, is your not so pretty little face! Come on Madison. We did what we came to do.
Madison: Wait, what did we come to do?
Velvet: ... raise awareness to the tragedy of myself not being handed a tiara that says Knockout of the year! And instead, this... thing got an award for it!
Madison: Oh, right!
Velvet: Yea, and I hope, Banshee woman... that the DIVA you bring along with you at Genesis is at the top of her game, because theres nothing more Id like to do than beat down trespassing whore and her disgusting goth thief of a partner and walk away from Genesis with our rightful property.
Diva? Me? Are you kidding me?
HEHEHAHA! That is funny. Because you can throw your taunts, your accusations. But we can all see you are two very scared little girls. Because that is why you mock us. Because you're afraid. You're afraid you'll fail again. And you'll have no-one to blame but yourself. I guess that's something else I have to apologize for. HEHEHE!
Velvet: Apologize to the hand, honey. Madison, we're going.
* The Beautiful People retreat up the tunnel while Tara glares after them and Daffney looks on with a look of mild amusement *
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 17:20:54 GMT -5
And now our next award to the person who has turned things around. Comeback of the Year.
And the winner is...Alissa Flash.
Wow. Comeback of the year! I have to honestly say I never ever expected to win any of the awards here tonight. Comeback of the year though... well it's a bit of a double edge sword isn't it? On the one hand I'm being praised for my bouncebackability... but on the other it's saying I didn't start the year out so well.
But no, I recognise I've had a better 2nd half of the year than I did at the start, and believe me I see it as a compliment that you people voted me to win this award. But this year, I'm not going to need to come back. No no. This time next year I will become the Knockout of the Year for 2010! Thank you so much for this award. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
*Alissa Flash makes her way to the ring*
Tenay: And now the Knockout's Champ, fresh off her award win, faces ODB. West: But you gotta wonder if the Beautiful People got in her head with those comments earlier. Tenay: If she really thinks Alissa Flash is fat, then Angelina Love needs her eyes tested. West: If the donut fits, Mike. Tenay: Yeah, because you're practically anorexic.
Penzer: The following non-title contest is set for one fall. In the ring, from San Francisco, California, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash!
Penzer: And from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 17:24:03 GMT -5
Alissa with a superchop
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 3, 2010 17:24:29 GMT -5
Alissa with a Flashicanrana.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 17:29:44 GMT -5
Alissa with the FlashStick!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 3, 2010 17:30:48 GMT -5
After a back and forth match, Flash hits the Flash Drive. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner; Alissa Flash!
Tenay: The champ gets the win. West: No she's off for her victory meal. Tenay: Will you cut that out! Kurt Angle is backstage.
I'm here with one of the three man who will be challenging Brutus Magnus for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship at Genesis, Kurt Angle.
Thanks for the intro but won't the champ get mad that you're interviewing me.
Me and Brutus respect each other. He knows I have a job to do and I admire what he is able to do in the ring.
What if he didn't have the gold? Then would you still admire him?
Of course. I admire anyone who is willing to wrestle for a living.
Alright but what about all those backyarders, just doing it for fun. Do you admire them?
Not as much as professionals but everyone has to start somewhere if they want to reach the top.
And where you say the top is?
Being the WCTNA World Champion.
The current champion being Brutus Magnus.
That's correct but can I get on with my interview now?
Sure, go right ahead.
Tonight, you face your other two opponents at Genesis, Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner. Considering the history between the three of you and that whoever wins is likely to have the advantage heading into the PPV, what are your thoughts?
I can't help but think back to the Main Event Mafia and what we each wanted to get out of the group. Scott wanted to prove he still had it and has done so, becoming the second ever WCTNA World Champion and dominating in the X Division. Nash was after the fame and money. At the end of the day, we all are. Right now, his stock is worth more than it's been in years. As for me, I wanted to form a faction of the best wrestlers in the world today. All former tag team or world champions. Since then, I haven't done much. I had that forgettable run with Creed and whenever I've had a big match situation, I've lost.
That's why I have a New Year's Resolution. To become WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion by the end of 2010. Brutus Magnus may have had my number in the past but it's time for the Angle era to return and it starts tonight with Nash and Steiner. Now I know it seems like me and Scott could work together due to our recent partnership but I have to overcome greater odds. You see Val, my opponents haven't forgotten that when you're nWo, you're nWo for life. Well I say bring it on, bring Hall, bring Pac, bring any of the forgettable 427 members, hell even bring Hogan. Yeah, that's right. Horace Hogan. I can beat you all.
Most people in this world can count but only a few actually do. I'm one of them. Nash isn't, Scotty isn't and I can damn sure tell you, Magnus isn't. People need to start remembering that I am the best wrestler in the world today and once I get that title, they'll have no choice but to admit it. As for any possible outside interference tonight, I've already seen plenty of both Jenna and Traci, if you know what I mean so I don't have much to worry about. A former member of the Mafia is tapping tonight and I promise, it's not going to be. Mick Foley should consider himself lucky I'm not going after him for putting me in a fourway rather than giving me the one on one match I wanted. You know what, I'm pissed off and if anyone knows me at all, they can see that my actions in the ring will speak louder than my words. This interview is over.
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