Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
Posts: 177
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Post by Kendo on Dec 29, 2009 2:31:59 GMT -5
Piledriver to Grizzly Adams onto stairs
123! FAST COUNT! 2 time hardcore champ!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,174
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 29, 2009 2:43:20 GMT -5
Jonathan slaps Kendo with a Slap Chop.
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NEW CHAMP!!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 13:29:43 GMT -5
*gives Johnathan a paper cut and uses a shamwow to absorb all his blood* Places one foot one hits limp lifeless body* 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 29, 2009 14:49:53 GMT -5
Hit Grizzly Adams with pogo stick 1 2 3 New Champ !!!
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Dec 29, 2009 15:47:52 GMT -5
Adjp225 hands gmw1293 an envelope with $5 in it, gmw1293 proceeds to lay down.
1, 2, 3. New champ
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 29, 2009 16:03:50 GMT -5
GMW1293 takes $5 and gets a five dollar foot long and proceeds to beat Adjp225 to death with it 1 2 3 new champ
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 16:39:34 GMT -5
*superkicks GMW1293's head off* PIN 1 2 3 FLAWLESS VICTORY AND NEW CHAMP
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 29, 2009 17:23:22 GMT -5
GMW1293 uses detached head as a weapon. pin 1 2 3 new champ
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 17:49:57 GMT -5
*low blow* PIN 1 2 3 NEW CHAMPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Dec 29, 2009 18:50:15 GMT -5
*smashes Grizzly in the back of the head with a watermelon* Pin 1 2 3 New champ *Heads onto a plane for East Sussex*
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 19:28:16 GMT -5
*gets up boards a plane to east Sussex and stalks Squarelin and pins him in his sleep* PIN 1 2 3 *silently mouths* new champ *tip toes out of the room and steals Squarelin's rent-a-car*
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Post by skiller on Dec 29, 2009 19:37:09 GMT -5
*Grizzly loses concentration for a moment and drives the car into a old wooden shed. As he stumbles out a whole bunch of equipment collapses on top of him. A rake sits on top of the mountain of clutter. 1 2 3 *The rake is the new champion!*
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Dec 29, 2009 19:42:03 GMT -5
*breaks the rake in two and stands on both pieces* 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP *Gets a pistol out and shoots a random Crapper* If any of you freaks come closer I shoot you in the knees
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Post by skiller on Dec 29, 2009 19:55:01 GMT -5
*A shadowy figure in a trench coat makes his way toward Square. Square raises the pistol and the figure stops. He reaches into his coat a brings out a gun of his own. Both eye one another as the camera pans across out of their view. BANG!
We see a lone grave on a dreary, rainy day. Square and a pastor are seen standing over the grave. The pastor finishes his sermon and Square drops a rose on the soil. Suddenly the pastor schoolboys Square.* 1 2 3 *The pastor is champion... no wait, he removes his mask revealing... the Rake, with some duct tape around it's middle! The rake falls to the ground and doesn't move.*
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 20:09:07 GMT -5
But in a Russo like swerve a ref counts to 3 and declares that the duct tape is on top of the rake therefore Duct Tape is the new WWCF Hardcore Champion!!!!!!!!
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Dec 29, 2009 20:16:25 GMT -5
Adjp225 tries to hit the Duct Tape with a 450 splash, duct tape moves and DDT's Adjp225
Duct Tape is still current champion
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Dec 29, 2009 20:18:44 GMT -5
Square sits on the duct tape 1 2 3 New champ
Square then eats the duct tape and then throws the rake into a conviently placed wood chipper.
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 20:23:24 GMT -5
Wood chipper goes bizerk!!!!!!!!!!!! it crushes and pins Square NEW CHAMP WOOD CHIPPER!!!!! Wood Chipper is returned to Home Depot where it was rented from and along with its title go to the store clerk NEW CHAMP JUAN THE HOME DEPOT CLERK!
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Post by skiller on Dec 29, 2009 20:27:26 GMT -5
*Jaun suddenly gets laid off at work and spends the rest of the day lying on his couch eating from a cold pizza placed on his chest.* 1 2 3 *Half eaten cold pizza is the new champion!*
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 29, 2009 20:32:09 GMT -5
I go visit Juan to make sure he's ok and eat the left over pizza NEW CHAMP GRIZZLY ADAMS!!!!!
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