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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 29, 2009 22:37:15 GMT -5
While GRIZZLY ADAMS is distracted from eating the pizza Houdini of Hardcore sneeks behind and rolls GRIZZLY ADAMS up pin 1 2 3 new champ Houdini of Hardcore quickly boards jet headed to Switzerland.
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
Posts: 8,577
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 29, 2009 23:42:39 GMT -5
While on board of the jet, Houdini goes to the bathroom only to meet ItsVaderTime565 in the bathroom. He DDT's him into the toilet 1 2 3!
ItsVaderTime565 is the new Hardcore Champion
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 29, 2009 23:53:49 GMT -5
ItsVaderTime565 is forced to watch The Marine as the in flight movie and smashes face in with own titlt belt to be saved from the horror. Houdini of Hardcore comes from bathroom. pin 1 2 3 New champ Houdini of Hardcore parachuttes out of jet onto waiting speed boat.
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Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
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Post by Kendo on Dec 30, 2009 0:07:54 GMT -5
waiting speed boat driver is me as i get almost hit with the belt.. I take off my yapapai indian strap and tie you to the hood while stopped. i pin you 1...2....3 and i travel and crash into hell michigan 3 time champ!
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
Posts: 8,577
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 30, 2009 0:24:45 GMT -5
I end up hell after my self causing death of watching the marine. I see with the title and I give you a big boot. The devil counts 1, 2, 3 and i am now a 2 time champ. I then plead my case to satan and he decides to give me life again. He said any man that watches the Marine deserves a second chance in life. I find myself laying in the middle of Vince McMahon's bedroom.
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 30, 2009 0:40:35 GMT -5
Houdini of Hardcore challenges the devil to a fiddle contest for the golden fiddle and my life back. After I beat him and have life back I travel to Vince McMahon's house where i attack you and DDT you on the Fiddle. Pin 1 2 3 New Champ I take one of there cars and heads for the mean streets of , Conneticut
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
Posts: 8,577
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 30, 2009 0:44:51 GMT -5
You stop at a red light and and i am trailing you with my WWE's official monster truck owned by Vince and I run you over in your car while you are waiting at intersection. I pull up in front, get you out, and pin you. 1 2 3
3 time Hardcore Champion and I pull away in my Monster Truck as I head for New York City.
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 30, 2009 0:56:27 GMT -5
After I recovered I went to NYC. Using the Golden Fiddle to make the Cloverfield Monster attack you. Pin 1 2 3 New Champ
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Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
Posts: 177
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Post by Kendo on Dec 30, 2009 1:24:31 GMT -5
as you cut a promo i chair shot you into a racing horses ass. he farts and i pin you while knocked out 123 fast count win 4 time champ
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Post by skiller on Dec 30, 2009 1:32:11 GMT -5
*As Kendo walks away, celebrating his win, he slips on a banana peel. He comically lands on his back and is knocked out. As he lies there, a loose page of newspaper lands on top of him.* 1 2 3 The loose page of newspaper is the new champion! *A strong breeze blows the paper and somehow the belt away into the distance.*
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Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
Posts: 177
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Post by Kendo on Dec 30, 2009 1:39:41 GMT -5
But a basket ball hits you in the back of the head as it was thrown by Batistas book and i pin you 1..........................................................2...................................................threeeeeeee!
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Post by skiller on Dec 30, 2009 1:44:10 GMT -5
But a basket ball hits you in the back of the head as it was thrown by Batistas book and i pin you 1..........................................................2...................................................threeeeeeee! *Struggles into consciousness.* Sorry dude, I'm not the champion. It blew that-a-way! *Collapses, out cold.*
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Post by Houdini of Hardcore on Dec 30, 2009 1:44:27 GMT -5
Chris Jericho's book calls you a parisitic drone. you fall to the ground sobbing. as you are on the ground i hit you with a chair. pin 1 2 3 new champ
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 30, 2009 1:59:57 GMT -5
*Grabs the book and clocks Houdini in the back of the head with it. Cover.*
1 2 3 NEW CHAMP!
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Dec 30, 2009 11:38:46 GMT -5
Adjp225 runs up and beats YellowJacketY2J with a walking stick.
1, 2, 3. New Champ! DAAH
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
Posts: 8,577
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 30, 2009 11:41:09 GMT -5
Right after you pin him you began to walk down a flight of stairs. I come from behind and give you a Diamond cutter down the flight of stairs. I broke your neck, and lay on you for the count. 1 2 3
The new and 4 time Wrestlecrap Hardcore Champion, ItsVaderTime565!!
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 30, 2009 14:48:26 GMT -5
*comes down fire exit and sees ItsVaderTime565 and throws him down a flight of stairs and in a move of douchebaggary gets on the rail and hits a VADERSAULT!* PIN 1 2 3 NEW CHAMP SUCKKKKAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Dec 30, 2009 15:12:04 GMT -5
*Grizzly Adams gets up, but then gets hit by a car, Adjp225 stumbles over and pins him* 1 2 3 New Champ
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Post by Grizzly Adams on Dec 30, 2009 15:32:19 GMT -5
*gets up and beats the crap out of the owner of the veichle. Turns out it was Rikishi who was doing it for ItsVaderTime565. He feels bad and hits a Bonzai drop on Adjp225 and gets off as I pin him* 1 2 3 *crutches sides* New champ *slowly raises one hand up*
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 30, 2009 16:58:45 GMT -5
Jonathan pummels Grizzly Adams with a sack of used Avatar ticket stubs.
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