Post by angryfan on Apr 14, 2006 2:27:09 GMT -5
I've gotten intoa groove writing these, so here's another one. Enjoy.
(the gang is vacationing at Disneyland, walking past several gaming booths)
Steph: Ooh, look, prizes. We need to try some of these.
HHH: They’re all rigged, Steph, there’s no way to win on those.
Steph: Stop being so negative, I want one of those giant teddy bears.
Flar: Woooooooooooo!
Steph: Sorry, Naitch, but I don’t think the girl running the booth can be won.
Flair: (sadly) Woooo
Steph: Well…you could ask, I suppose.
Flair: Wooooooooo!
HHH: So where do we start?
Steph: I’m taking Sledgie to the bell ringing thing, why don’t you try the bottle ring toss?
HHH: This should be easy.
(Flair and HHH strut to the ring toss booth)
HHH: Listen, I am the Game, the King of Kings, and I’ll be taking what’s mine. (he points to a large stuffed teddy bear)
Booth attendant: That’s nice, sir, that’ll be five dollars for three chances.
HHH: (handing over the money) I don’t need three chances. Those bottles are no talent hacks that can’t even lace my boots.
(HHH throws the first ring, it misses my nearly three feet)
HHH: OK, relax, I’m just getting warmed up.
(behind Trips, one of the costumed characters is waving to a group of small children when, out of nowhere, Kane appears)
Costumed character: (says nothing, but waves)
Kane: ROSE! That’s you, I know it! (he grabs the hapless character and, as the horrified children look on, tombstones him into the pavement, then rips the head off, revealing Kidman)
Kidman: The hell are you doing man?
Kane: Where’s Rose, I know he’s here?
Frightened child: Mommy, that man just killed Goofy!
Kidman: You trying to get me fired man? I need this job.
Kane: (becoming more angry) Where is he?
Kidman: He’s not here, I’m telling you, so just chill.
Kane: (screams and walks off)
HHH: See, that just distracted me is all.
Attendant: Sir, you had already thrown the ring when…
HHH: You shut up and let the main eventer throw the rings.
(HHH throws the second ring, missing)
HHH: DAMN IT!
(Meanwhile, over at the bell ringing booth)
Steph: (with armloads of giant teddy bears) I love Disneyland, this is great! (she beams at Sledgie)
(Sledgie of course says nothing)
Steph: You’re so modest, this is great. I only hope Hunter and Naitch are having fun too.
Booth attendant: I know this is strange, but, could I get a picture with him? This is just so surreal, I never thought I’d mead someone famous.
(behind them, Donald Duck is dancing with a young girl)
Kane: ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kane grabs Donald and chokeslams him on the pavement, then unmasks him)
Maven: Someone call a doctor, I can’t feel my legs.
Kane: DAMN! (he storms off)
Steph: (oblivious to the events behind her) That was fun. How about we go do one of those recording booth things?
(Sledgie says nothing)
(Steph and Sledgie, with 9 giant teddy bears in tow, head to the record-a-song booth. As they approach, a small line is already outside)
Steph: Wow, this place is popular this morning.
Koko: Nah, those two guys have been in there for about two hours now.
(in the booth, Jeff Jarrett and BG James can be seen arguing)
Jeff: Look, you work for me, so sing the damn song.
BG: Man, I told you, I’ll sing it, that’s fine, but why do you have to be in here?
Jeff: I already explained this, don’t make me do it again, now sing damn it. Don’t piss me off.
(Ghost of Owen Hart appears)
Owen: It’s time for a change!
BG: So that means if I’ll sing he’ll stay away from the title for a year?
Owen: Not that much of a change (he disappears)
BG: OK, so I sing the song, and maybe get to do more than watch my dad arm wrestle in a cage, right?
Jeff: Right.
BG: That still doesn’t explain why you’re in this booth with me.
Jeff: Look, people need to know I can sing, and we’re devoting a segment to this on Impact.
BG: So are we video taping this?
Jeff; No, just the audio tape we’re paying for.
BG: So, what you’re saying is, you’re in this booth to prove you can sing, even though I’m singing, but no one is going to see it, only hear it.
Jeff: Right.
BG: OK, seriously, reasoning like that is why I quit drugs.
Jeff: (hits BG with the guitar) SING THE SONG!
BG: (brushing pieces of cardboard off of his shirt) was that supposed to do something?
Jeff: Why does everybody keep questioning my logic?
BG: Well…how much time do we have left on the booth?
(outside the booth)
Steph: This is taking too long, let’s ride some rides.
(Steph and Sledgie board a roller coaster, sitting behind Sabu and Mick Foley)
Steph: Hey, Mick, what’re you doing here?
Mick: I love roller coasters, always have. But I especially love the coasters right here (makes a thumbs up) in Orlando, Florida!
(Sabu silently makes cheering gestures)
(Steph secures herself and Sledgie in place and the coaster starts to roll, as it approaches the top Sabu and Foley stand)
Steph: What are you doing?
Foley: Being hardcore, right here (thumbs up) in Orlando, Florida!
Sabu: (makes silent cheering motions again)
(Sabu and Foley hurl themselves off of the top of the coaster, as Steph and Sledgie watch. They land with a collective thud, then stand and brush themselves off)
Farooq: (sitting in the car behind Steph and Sledgie) Damn!
(the coaster finishes its run and the pair exit, heading back to the ring-toss booth)
Steph: So, how’s it going?
Flair: Wooooooooooooo!
Steph: Well, sometimes these things are tricky. Besides, it’s all just for fun. How much money has he spent so far?
Flair: Wooooooooo!
Steph: He’s spent $250!?
(oblivious to this, HHH hands over another 20 dollar bill)
HHH: Listen bottles, I am the Game, the King of Kings, and I am that…damn…good. You will take these rings, and you’ll like it!
(he begins hurling rings at high speed, with none of them landing)
HHH: DAMN! (he grabs a costumed dwarf as he passes and pedigrees him)
Steph: Relax, Hunter, it’s fine, you said it yourself, these games are tricky.
Flair: Wooooooooooo!
Steph: Sure, Naitch, give it a shot.
Flair: (handing money to the attendant) Woooooo!
Attendant: (blushing) No, Sir, I’m not a prize, but thanks for asking.
Flair: Woooooooooo!
Attendant: Yes, I have been on Space Mountain, it’s right across the park.
Flair: (strutting) Woooooooooooo!
Attendant: Oh, well, since you put it that way, I’ll think about it.
Flair: Woooooooooo! (he throws the ring without looking and it lands on one of the bottles)
Attendant: We have a winner!
Flair: Wooooooooooooooooooooo! (he Flair Flops)
HHH: DAMN IT!
(the gang is vacationing at Disneyland, walking past several gaming booths)
Steph: Ooh, look, prizes. We need to try some of these.
HHH: They’re all rigged, Steph, there’s no way to win on those.
Steph: Stop being so negative, I want one of those giant teddy bears.
Flar: Woooooooooooo!
Steph: Sorry, Naitch, but I don’t think the girl running the booth can be won.
Flair: (sadly) Woooo
Steph: Well…you could ask, I suppose.
Flair: Wooooooooo!
HHH: So where do we start?
Steph: I’m taking Sledgie to the bell ringing thing, why don’t you try the bottle ring toss?
HHH: This should be easy.
(Flair and HHH strut to the ring toss booth)
HHH: Listen, I am the Game, the King of Kings, and I’ll be taking what’s mine. (he points to a large stuffed teddy bear)
Booth attendant: That’s nice, sir, that’ll be five dollars for three chances.
HHH: (handing over the money) I don’t need three chances. Those bottles are no talent hacks that can’t even lace my boots.
(HHH throws the first ring, it misses my nearly three feet)
HHH: OK, relax, I’m just getting warmed up.
(behind Trips, one of the costumed characters is waving to a group of small children when, out of nowhere, Kane appears)
Costumed character: (says nothing, but waves)
Kane: ROSE! That’s you, I know it! (he grabs the hapless character and, as the horrified children look on, tombstones him into the pavement, then rips the head off, revealing Kidman)
Kidman: The hell are you doing man?
Kane: Where’s Rose, I know he’s here?
Frightened child: Mommy, that man just killed Goofy!
Kidman: You trying to get me fired man? I need this job.
Kane: (becoming more angry) Where is he?
Kidman: He’s not here, I’m telling you, so just chill.
Kane: (screams and walks off)
HHH: See, that just distracted me is all.
Attendant: Sir, you had already thrown the ring when…
HHH: You shut up and let the main eventer throw the rings.
(HHH throws the second ring, missing)
HHH: DAMN IT!
(Meanwhile, over at the bell ringing booth)
Steph: (with armloads of giant teddy bears) I love Disneyland, this is great! (she beams at Sledgie)
(Sledgie of course says nothing)
Steph: You’re so modest, this is great. I only hope Hunter and Naitch are having fun too.
Booth attendant: I know this is strange, but, could I get a picture with him? This is just so surreal, I never thought I’d mead someone famous.
(behind them, Donald Duck is dancing with a young girl)
Kane: ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kane grabs Donald and chokeslams him on the pavement, then unmasks him)
Maven: Someone call a doctor, I can’t feel my legs.
Kane: DAMN! (he storms off)
Steph: (oblivious to the events behind her) That was fun. How about we go do one of those recording booth things?
(Sledgie says nothing)
(Steph and Sledgie, with 9 giant teddy bears in tow, head to the record-a-song booth. As they approach, a small line is already outside)
Steph: Wow, this place is popular this morning.
Koko: Nah, those two guys have been in there for about two hours now.
(in the booth, Jeff Jarrett and BG James can be seen arguing)
Jeff: Look, you work for me, so sing the damn song.
BG: Man, I told you, I’ll sing it, that’s fine, but why do you have to be in here?
Jeff: I already explained this, don’t make me do it again, now sing damn it. Don’t piss me off.
(Ghost of Owen Hart appears)
Owen: It’s time for a change!
BG: So that means if I’ll sing he’ll stay away from the title for a year?
Owen: Not that much of a change (he disappears)
BG: OK, so I sing the song, and maybe get to do more than watch my dad arm wrestle in a cage, right?
Jeff: Right.
BG: That still doesn’t explain why you’re in this booth with me.
Jeff: Look, people need to know I can sing, and we’re devoting a segment to this on Impact.
BG: So are we video taping this?
Jeff; No, just the audio tape we’re paying for.
BG: So, what you’re saying is, you’re in this booth to prove you can sing, even though I’m singing, but no one is going to see it, only hear it.
Jeff: Right.
BG: OK, seriously, reasoning like that is why I quit drugs.
Jeff: (hits BG with the guitar) SING THE SONG!
BG: (brushing pieces of cardboard off of his shirt) was that supposed to do something?
Jeff: Why does everybody keep questioning my logic?
BG: Well…how much time do we have left on the booth?
(outside the booth)
Steph: This is taking too long, let’s ride some rides.
(Steph and Sledgie board a roller coaster, sitting behind Sabu and Mick Foley)
Steph: Hey, Mick, what’re you doing here?
Mick: I love roller coasters, always have. But I especially love the coasters right here (makes a thumbs up) in Orlando, Florida!
(Sabu silently makes cheering gestures)
(Steph secures herself and Sledgie in place and the coaster starts to roll, as it approaches the top Sabu and Foley stand)
Steph: What are you doing?
Foley: Being hardcore, right here (thumbs up) in Orlando, Florida!
Sabu: (makes silent cheering motions again)
(Sabu and Foley hurl themselves off of the top of the coaster, as Steph and Sledgie watch. They land with a collective thud, then stand and brush themselves off)
Farooq: (sitting in the car behind Steph and Sledgie) Damn!
(the coaster finishes its run and the pair exit, heading back to the ring-toss booth)
Steph: So, how’s it going?
Flair: Wooooooooooooo!
Steph: Well, sometimes these things are tricky. Besides, it’s all just for fun. How much money has he spent so far?
Flair: Wooooooooo!
Steph: He’s spent $250!?
(oblivious to this, HHH hands over another 20 dollar bill)
HHH: Listen bottles, I am the Game, the King of Kings, and I am that…damn…good. You will take these rings, and you’ll like it!
(he begins hurling rings at high speed, with none of them landing)
HHH: DAMN! (he grabs a costumed dwarf as he passes and pedigrees him)
Steph: Relax, Hunter, it’s fine, you said it yourself, these games are tricky.
Flair: Wooooooooooo!
Steph: Sure, Naitch, give it a shot.
Flair: (handing money to the attendant) Woooooo!
Attendant: (blushing) No, Sir, I’m not a prize, but thanks for asking.
Flair: Woooooooooo!
Attendant: Yes, I have been on Space Mountain, it’s right across the park.
Flair: (strutting) Woooooooooooo!
Attendant: Oh, well, since you put it that way, I’ll think about it.
Flair: Woooooooooo! (he throws the ring without looking and it lands on one of the bottles)
Attendant: We have a winner!
Flair: Wooooooooooooooooooooo! (he Flair Flops)
HHH: DAMN IT!
