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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 26, 2009 21:38:19 GMT -5
Honestly, everytime someone tries to teach me ends up in failure. One time I almost drowned someone with me and stuff.
Anyone else who sucks in water?
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Aug 26, 2009 21:40:15 GMT -5
I AM NOT ADVISING YOU TO DO THIS SO YOU CANNOT SUE ME IF YOU DIE
I couldn't learn to swim no matter what. Even went to swimming classes. I got tired of people at day care mocking me for staying in the shallow end during trips to the pool, so I jumped into the deep end and forced myself to either learn or drown.
I won.
You know what worked for me? Immitating Frog Mario from Mario 3 LOL. Just...jump on top of the water and kick your legs and arms
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 26, 2009 21:42:51 GMT -5
I can sort of swim.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 26, 2009 21:43:32 GMT -5
Tried that, which made me realize that I won't survive without any kind of floatation device.
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Post by Tsukasa on Aug 26, 2009 21:44:26 GMT -5
Learn to swim. [/Maynard]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 26, 2009 21:45:04 GMT -5
Contrast to me where I'm like some sort of large fish.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 26, 2009 21:46:09 GMT -5
You're a cactus. Cacti don't swim.
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 26, 2009 21:47:47 GMT -5
Oddly enough I was in a swim class around 3 and it just didn't work for me. I ended up just more or less teaching myself.
These days I love being in a large body of water, especially an ocean.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Aug 26, 2009 21:48:40 GMT -5
I can't swim either.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 26, 2009 21:52:54 GMT -5
You're a cactus. Cacti don't swim. Well, the mind-dead ones don't........ |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Aug 26, 2009 22:51:39 GMT -5
I'm good enough to save my life. Not gonna set any records by any means and if I had to swim from a shark or something I'd be toast, but if I just had to stay afloat until someone can help me or swim a short distance to a safe point I can do it.
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Aug 26, 2009 22:53:10 GMT -5
I can't ride a bike
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Aug 26, 2009 22:53:19 GMT -5
I'm terrified of water. Although I could swim before the phobia started.
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Post by default on Aug 26, 2009 22:54:37 GMT -5
I had a pool in my backyard growing up, so I learned to swim pretty quickly. I'm not great, but I can steer myself with just my feet, doggy paddle and do the butterfly stroke.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Aug 26, 2009 22:57:30 GMT -5
Just went swimming 10 laps today actually no problem. Though I will admit my technique is AWFUL, so don't expect to see me on the olympic team anytime soon.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 26, 2009 22:59:47 GMT -5
And now, we FINALLY know Cthulhu's weakness!
*kicks Cthulhu into a 13.314 foot-deep pool*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Aug 26, 2009 23:03:05 GMT -5
Don't worry about it, somebody has to distract the Sharks while the rest of us swim to safety...
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Post by bob on Aug 26, 2009 23:04:04 GMT -5
for a mythical creature that is supposed to live in water it sounds like Cthulhu just sort of floats  |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 26, 2009 23:30:09 GMT -5
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 27, 2009 1:31:33 GMT -5
I am also not a person who can ride a bicycle. I personally blame the method in which I was taught; told to pedal my way up a slight incline with little practice and several pine trees behind me. Amazingly, I stayed upright... until I rolled backwards down the hill and into one of the trees. I was not amused. My dad found it funny as hell. |
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