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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 12, 2010 23:49:17 GMT -5
First of I'm VERY glad the character named Spanky won't be growing up to turn into a butterfly. That makes me happy. Secondly, this just keeps getting cooler.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 13, 2010 5:34:50 GMT -5
Just a small thing I want to say before I post the next one....
WHERE THE SMURF ARE THE GODDAMN SEEDOTS?
I swear an encounter rate of 4%. It's absurd.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 13, 2010 7:22:37 GMT -5
This is a very grindy installmentSucks to be you lady. Well gee. There are a lot of Railroad tracks around here. Ralts Got~! Nicknamed Mind Smurf Woooooo~! At this point, nothing is stopping Kippy the Third. Unless it is a grass type. Edge has hit level 8 also. Still cannot bite things even though it's a Bite Pokemon. Ah yes, this is how Zigzagoon is useful. Pick Up which has a random chance of netting you an item after a battle. Wooo~! Ok seriously, look at those stats. They're borderline useless compared to Kippy the Third whose attack is currently in it's twenties. Why do you see use? Oh yeah. Another Wurmple got~! Nicknamed Slapnuts (not sexual, just Jeff Jarret) Goes all the way up to 7 Silcoon Got ~! Guess I gotta do it. "Come on in where nightmares are the best part of my daaaaaaaayyyyyy. I live for anger and frustration. Combat is where I will be". Ah dad. It's hilarious how you screw around with peoples senses! You know what, cause Wally annoys the crap out of me. I'm not posting that. Seriously, worst rival ever. ~One Wacky Adventure Later~ "How must I prepare, you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawn-mowers? Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?" "Load the spaceship with the rocketfuel, load it with the Warriors".Uh, he's gone. Oh.... beat the gym leaders. You mock my strength? GAH! Stupid jerk, stupid roid raging jerk. Uhhhhh, what? Heh. You don't realise how dead you are now. You.... hey, don't walk away from me! Dick. He must have run into that forest. Marill Got~! Cause that is how much I care about him. Plus he's fat. Dustox Got~! Not as cool as Venomoth but still decent. Also learnt confusion. He was bragging about how awesome the fish he just fished up was. It's like he hadn't fished before in his life. Got Beautifly~! Who learnt Absorb. FINALLY! Seedot got~! Named NINJA~! cookies to Sharpy Snow and Cthulu. Mind Smurf is useful! Not now woman. Into the forest. Sue demands vengeance! ~ROLECALL~ Kippy III, lvl 12 Mudkip NINJA!, lvl 7 Seedot Slapnuts, lvl 10 Beautifly Not Bidoof, lvl 10 Zigzagoon Mind Smurf, lvl 6 Ralts Spanky, lvl 10 Dustox Edge, lvl 8 Poochyena Blue Guy, lvl 5 Marill Tasty Bird, lvl 6 Wingull Amigo, lvl 4 Lotad What will happen next time? Will Amigo and Blue Guy be worth a damn? Will Edge be able to bite something? Will Sue acknowledge the existence of -----? Find out next time on Let's Play: Pokemon Emerald. Because there isn't another LP here! {Spoiler}Answers; no, no and hell no.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Jan 13, 2010 12:13:32 GMT -5
Name suggestions!
Shroomish = Toadsworth Tailow = Budgie Skitty = LOLCAT
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 13, 2010 12:20:27 GMT -5
This is a very entertaining read so far. An interesting addition to the game forum with threads like this.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 14, 2010 1:27:56 GMT -5
I've changed my mind with this update. I now freaking love Not Bidoof! Want to know why? He picked up a Kings Rock! One of the rarest pick ups in the game. If I could trade then I'd totally get me a Politoad or Slowking.
Pick Up: Giving vendor trash pokemon a use since 2003.
Ghost items? I may need some kind of scope. Tailow Got~! Nicknamed Budgie so cookie of El Hoochadore. *For this generations version of Pidgey, it took ages to find this sucker* Kay..........? Then suddenly, Surprise Rear Attack! That guy came completely out of nowhere. Seriously, he seemed to teleport in. I'll just be going now. Oh you little [expletive DELETED]. Hiding behind a ten year old? Well now that you've dragged me into this, I have no choice. Look, I'll just step aside and.... People don't listen to me, do they? But I don't want to fight a pirate. with a level 9 Poochyena. You know what, fine. I'll kick your ass. As a matter of fact, I'll beat you with my..... Not Bidoof wins! Flawless Victory What I didn't capture was the fact that Not Bidoof KO'd the Poochyena with one headbutt. Seriously, at this point in the game that move is a game breaker. It has a base attack of 70 and has a chance of causing the opponent to flinch as opposed to tackles 40 attack strength and misleading accuracy. What, you could totally take me with an unconscious Poochyena... Yeah, I don't believe that for a second either. This kid claims that anyone that brings a bug pokemon to school is cool. I think every trainer up to this point has been an idiot or retarded. just guess how it goes. We escape from that place. It smelt like old people. Don't ask me how TMs work. They're little disk things that you use to teach pokemon that self destruct after use. This TM was Bullet Seed which isn't very good but it's better than nothing. Gave it to NINJA! so that she can attack something without getting smacked around first. What does that prove? Unless..... Kay, it's not Kaiba. Three reasons 1) All you have to show for yourself is a level 7 Zigzagoon. 2) Just using a full restore doesn't mean that you are awesome. It means you're just a wimp. 3) You kinda suck as a trainer. All it did was growl at me while using the rare tackle. And also..... GAH, CREEPY CHILDREN! You guys kinda sucked also. Lotad only attacked Mind Smurf once. Oh god, this can only mean THE JOKE IS GETTING OLD NINTENDO. Bleargh indeed. And we have arrived in Rustboro City. I guess there is stuff I have to do. NEXT TIME: A rock gym leader and other millimeter a minute thrills.
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Post by thatguybayne on Jan 14, 2010 7:46:07 GMT -5
This is great so far. I do have a name suggestion but not for any Pokemon in particular. Hammerpants!
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 14, 2010 11:27:37 GMT -5
This is great so far. I do have a name suggestion but not for any Pokemon in particular. Hammerpants! Change it to Hammapants, since it's only a 10 character limit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2010 11:59:17 GMT -5
Let me just say this, not only did I bookmark this thread (which I have only done to 5 other threads in my time here (not including ones I was reading and bookmarked to finish later)) but I am PM'd when this is updated, which I have NEVER done. This is awesome. The only Pokemon game I have not played is the Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald games so I dunno if you'll run into a Lightning type anytime soon, but if you could name it Powerline that would rock (i'm totally not egomaniacal ). I'd give a more original name but my creative gland is absolutely dry right now.
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Post by Quote the Tozz, Nevermore. on Jan 14, 2010 14:07:52 GMT -5
Wow that's weird... I called my Lotad Amigo as well... 'Cept mine's a male.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2010 15:09:04 GMT -5
Name a Water type TTS and I'll give ya a hug
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 14, 2010 16:08:49 GMT -5
Just throwing this name out there for no pokemon in particular: "Cabanarama". Oh yeah.
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Post by Dub H on Jan 14, 2010 16:51:12 GMT -5
You guys have no imagination! No name will surpass Kippy The Third!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 14, 2010 21:32:11 GMT -5
Why would they put a sign like that outside this persons house? If they cut then they already have problems. You found that out by the way I move? Uh, yay. I suppose. *Oh boy Cut. Remember how in the first gen games Pokemon couldn't forget HM moves. If you taught cut to your Charmander or Bulbasaur then you'd be screwed.* No longer useful! Got special balls too. Thank you... I guess. Okay, disregard that Quick Claw is nifty to give to something slow as hell. GET HIM MIND SMURF! After Sue took his revenge on the Dick with glasses, It's time to start training to stomp people. Dude has a Machop. And it looked just like a freak. Whismur Got~! Nincada Got~! STOP! Hammer Time. Don't worry Bayne, I'll call something Hammapants. Daaaw, It's so cute. Skitty Got~! El Hoochadore gets a cookie. BUG POKEMON ARE NOT TOUGH. I'm still pretty sure that everyone on whatever world this is are complete morons. HOLY CRAP. Nuzleaf Got~! Now I just need a Leaf Stone. Then the party will really start. Abra got~! Cookie to Michael Hayden. Damn skippy. So this gym consists of two little kids, a burly biker and a hot teenager? Not for nothing but this raises a few eyebrows. You might remember me from such classic fights as... nothing. OH HAI. Didn't miss out on much, Amigo wrecked the shazbot of two successive Geodudes with his recently aquired Absorb. Of course, Nosepass.... Also KO'd Tasty Bird with one hit. However..... VICTOLY! It has teh powah! Also, let's your pokemon use cut outside of battle. Also got TM 39 which teaches Rock Tomb. Imma gonna get some beer and hookers. We're riding Space Mountain. -------------------------- ROLE CALL -------------------------- Kippy III, level 14 Mudkip NINJA!, level 14 Nuzleaf Amigo, level 13 Lotad not Bidoof, level 11 Zigzagoon (Ruined forever) Slapnuts, level 10 Beautifly Spanky, level 10 Dustox Mind Smurf, level 9 Ralts Tasty Bird, level 8 Wingull Edge, level 8 Poochyena LOLCat, lvl 8 Skitty Cabanarama, level 7 Abra (with Twistedspoon. That boosts the attack of Abra and it's evolutions) HAMMA TIME, level 6 Nincada DAAAH FELLA, level 6 Whismur (No, just, no) Budgie, level 5 Taillow Blue Guy, level 5 Marrill
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Post by Dub H on Jan 14, 2010 21:54:05 GMT -5
If you capture a Machoke,or a Hitmonchan,name it Tyson
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 14, 2010 22:07:59 GMT -5
If you capture a Machoke,or a Hitmonchan,name it Tyson Mmm.... actually, if you catch a Machop, you may want to rename it Yamaguchi. After all, he will choppy-choppy your pee-pee!
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Post by Dub H on Jan 14, 2010 22:21:11 GMT -5
And if you Caught a Hitmonlee
call him Bruce!
If you caugh a fire type,call him Pyroniac
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 15, 2010 2:43:09 GMT -5
Name one of them Yog-Sothoth. Or Shoggoth A. Or better yet, Shoggoth B.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 15, 2010 21:41:26 GMT -5
I'm going to have the best party ever. Whoa, that pirate is back. I should do something to help this person. But later. Lombre Got~! Once more, need a stone to get the awesomeness that is Ludicolo. Take Chris Masters in a Sombrero and make him some kind of duck think that dances. That's how awesome he is. Gave to NINJA! Well, guess I'll go stomp a pirate now. I'm just doing this so that NINJA! can say she beat a pirate. I'm... real happy for you. [glow=red,2,300]Why do people tell me such weird stuff? And think that I care?[/glow] The Pirate took someone hostage? That is certainly a piratey thing to do. WALK DA PLANK. YAAAAAAAAR! I don't know what is sadder. That you just got beaten by a 10 year old or that this is the second time I've pulled that Devon guys ass out of the fire. The second I give it back, It'll just be stolen again. And then the pirate teleported. He's magical. CRAZY OLD MAN! I'm just leaving now. How does everyone know my name? Well, everyone are.... Can't argue. Because that would mean I'd be trying not to be railroaded. AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. And then I get pulled into doing another job. Delivering a letter to some guy at some town. What am I a postie? But hey, at least I got a phone out of this. Waitaminute, this means people can bug me even when they are not around, doesn't it? Training up Budgie. Goddammit. You overestimate how much I care. I guess instead of asking me, you're going to fight me. Hate you so much.Pretty much all of that damage was due to being confused. And then Ralts went down like a bitch. You know what would be nice? If it could deal a decent amount of damage against something that wasn't poison or fighting. Okay, I pretty much stalled with Slapnuts after beating her Treecko to a tiny amount. Why yes, Budgie did go up two levels after dropping Treecko. Slakoth got~! Was gonna call him Big Lazy but found this funnier. Shroomish Got~! Another cookie for El Hoochadore. I'm not here because I want to be. Swear to god, I hate everyone now. Oooh fishing. This is just going to give me crap stuff isn't it. What form of Abomination is that? Has Cthulhu passed into this world? *Okay this was surprising. I thought you could only fish up Magikarp with this* Got Tentacool~! Cookie to Masked Hero X (Ah, screw it. He'll always be Cthulhu to me) GAH! FINE THEN! Magikarp got~! Nicknamed TTS because I assume that means Suck-Fish in another language. Ooooooooooooh~ I must explore. -------------------------- And that ends this chapter. Here is a list of pokemon that you can expect to find in the cave. Be sure to post any suggestions for names otherwise I'll make them. An you don't want that to happen. |Abra |Aron |Makuhita |Sableye |Zubat (GODDAMN BATS)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2010 21:59:23 GMT -5
Name the Zubat Big Dave and I'll forgive you for what you said about me
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