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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 16, 2005 22:05:40 GMT -5
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Sept 16, 2005 22:38:42 GMT -5
# 7) gimmick matches has gone too far.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Sept 16, 2005 22:52:44 GMT -5
You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out... They rehired Rodney from the MSP? All right! What WWE Creative sits on while thinking up storylines. "You're looking in the eyes of a psychooooo! Whoa-oah! American psychooooo! Whoa-oah!" (five bucks to whoever gets this.) I don't think the Berzerker pants are catching on. Ding dong! Make a wish! Ever had Italian? "Aaaaaayyyyy!" Kayfabe: 1928-1998 "Duh-herrrrr.....I got a push because of my daddy! Daddy got me here! I wuv you daddy!" "Hey! Shut the lid! I'm trying to sleep in here!"
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Post by sirendemented on Sept 16, 2005 23:07:15 GMT -5
Randy picked a bad time to do his Joker impression
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Post by frickinsweet on Sept 17, 2005 2:12:04 GMT -5
Booker T kicks off the first-ever Smackdown Ho-Down. Teddy Long inducts Batista and Eddie into the WWE chapter of the Promise Keepers. Batista and Guerrero in a Thumb Wrestling Match for the World Title! "If my facepaint doesn't stun you, perhaps the combo of my breath and armpit odor will." Johnny Nitro: "Geez, Heidenreich, you really suck at skydiving." JBL looks into his future. Nunzio: "Keep going guys! A few more inches and I'll be considered a hoss." "There is a party in your pants, and I'm invited!" Batista shows off the skills needed to be the world's greatest Playstation player. "Matt Hardy's career can be put on this spot for now." "I'm giving Taker a noogie. Noogie, noogie, noogie!" Undertaker pays his last respects to Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Scott
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Scott on Sept 17, 2005 2:27:02 GMT -5
wait, is Papa Shango feuding with MNM now?
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Sept 17, 2005 4:03:25 GMT -5
Eddie: Chapter 1 of my bedtime story... I'M YOUR PAPI, DAVE! Where will ratings go if we put on cruiserweights? A member of MNM tries to sniff Heidenreich's armpit while he was doing his Popeye bit... big mistake. The reason Rey is amazed is that he just realized he's going to get a clean win over JBL. BAH GAWD IT'S BRIAN LEE!
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Post by ppv14 on Sept 17, 2005 4:12:30 GMT -5
I like Ultimo's Kayfabe Caption Best lol
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on Sept 17, 2005 8:41:37 GMT -5
I guess there was something in that casket and not a pre-recorded segment flashing up then...
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Sept 17, 2005 8:51:01 GMT -5
Man, I never thought any Heidenreich gimmick would make me actually MISS the poems and the little kids and the Michael Cole obsessions. Undertaker: Hey this isn't what I ordered! I wanted a cheerleader mannequin in my casket! Where did I put that receipt..... Batista: I gave "TNA Unbreakable" two thumbs up. But don't tell Vince I said that!
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Sept 17, 2005 9:19:20 GMT -5
Booker T 's new finisher: Ballet Kick! Teddy Long pronounces Batista and Eddie husband and husband. Papa Shango's next trick: magically lifting wrestlers into the air! Rey: What the hell are you staring at?! JBL: Er...your pants! They're so...shiny, yeah... Nunzio: Keep pulling! A few more inches and Vince will finally give me a push! Oh crap, not another Taker Vs. Taker match!
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Post by Psy on Sept 17, 2005 9:47:16 GMT -5
Ultimo made a "Mexican Radio" reference? Tell me you did not just say that.
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Post by miggozero on Sept 17, 2005 9:57:22 GMT -5
Making references to Michale Graves = me getting the $5.
I'm actually gonna see him on Friday!
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Sept 17, 2005 10:33:23 GMT -5
Booker T's jazzercise classes are paying off. Batista gets overly excited when he feels a fabric he likes. Ole Dave's picturing Eddie ONLY wearing the sweater vest with the smell of Brute lingering in the air. After Smackdown, Heidenreich's Dungeons and Dragons novels were taking away from him. Heidenreich ruins MNM's zero gravity fun hour with some Zero G nuggies JBL earns his title shot the hard way. Ok guys, the person that gets the most of Nunzio when he snaps wins the match. Nunzio fears jagged teeth. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Even Randy Orton's grandpa has joined in against the mystic powers of the Undertaker! Ecstasy is a helluva drug! Undertaker gets serious Summerslam '94 flashbacks and thinks "Oh christ...not again..."
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random poster
Mephisto
..................... brrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssss .....................
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Post by random poster on Sept 17, 2005 11:12:00 GMT -5
christians love of supergluing his chest pays off unexpectedly both "where's his wallet?" both "what he doesnt know is ive got his wallet!" im wearing new deoderant...... here smell..... meh jbl enjoys his new gimmick, the not so smart peeping tom meh batista proves anything jbl can do he can do better these hands are registered leathal weapons .... i can kill you with my thumbs who are you guy's and why have you got that? alright, my katie vick d.i.y kit is here!!! thank god its not a "dead cheerleader" again.....
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Post by Clothesline From Hell on Sept 17, 2005 11:19:02 GMT -5
My brother gets a cheerleader, I get a dude! What the hell Vince?!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2005 11:26:49 GMT -5
Booker T prepares to urinate all over Christian like a dog MNM could not withstand the power of a white voodoo priest Mysterio prepares to read JBL's mind. Vito and Batista try use Nunzio for the first ever tug-o-war match. Undertaker was dead wrong when he thought Ted Dibiase would stop playing mind games with him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2005 12:08:18 GMT -5
Booker T does his tribute to "The Cat" Ernest Miller. "Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on, Cause tonight, is the night when 2 become 1." "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." Coach becomes so embarrassed by this match that his skin turned white. Batista shows the world why he's the Nintendo locker room champion. "This is outstanding! Ringside catering! Undertaker, you're the man!" "If this is your idea of a joke, you're dead wrong!"
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Post by Marksus on Sept 17, 2005 12:17:29 GMT -5
Booker T does his tribute to "The Cat" Ernest Miller. "Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on, Cause tonight, is the night when 2 become 1." "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." Coach becomes so embarrassed by this match that his skin turned white. Batista shows the world why he's the Nintendo locker room champion. "This is outstanding! Ringside catering! Undertaker, you're the man!" "If this is your idea of a joke, you're dead wrong!" Spice Girls references on wrestlecrap
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2005 12:25:30 GMT -5
What better way to play the WrestleCrap captions game than with MusiCrap?
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