O why not, smackdown captions:

[Marksus]

jmoney said:

Cameraman 'Damn if i was on Raw i'd be getting the upskirt shot'



Batista " I love you dude"
Eddie "No! i love you"
Teddy 'if i keep smiling no-one may notice they ate RVD's special cake'



Both "Smell my thumb!"



The old yawn and put the arm around your date trick doesnt work while wrestling



Heidi's obsession of copying dead wrestlers continues, this time its Kerry Von Erich, he tries for the double claw



Rey "I'll show you what Booyaka means."
JBL "Mummy!"



"No you have him"
"No you"



Nunzio " Now i know what Booyaka means"



Batista " i tweeked his nipples like this"



Bob "Randy see if you can fill this with poop"



RKO " I'm brewing a biggie"



Taker "Hi Brian"

[Ultimo Chocula]

psychotideman said:

Ultimo made a "Mexican Radio" reference? Tell me you did not just say that.

I did?

Anhoo, Zero wins the five dollas.

[scbg]

Booker tried his best, but he knew he could never be a Rockette.





Dave didn't want to kill his best friend, but he had to. It was for the best. Slowly, he retracted the hidden blade from the microphone...





It's a lollipop without a stick!
A ring of flavor you can lick!
Ring Pop!





"IT'S THE MR. SKULLHEAD SHOW! STARRING HIM, MR. SKULLHEAD!!!"





Heidenreich couldn't wait to open his giant Christmas crackers.





"That's it! Next person I see throwing a cruiserweight gets detention!"





"Superman! WHOOOOSH!"






"Is this your first time visiting a proctologist, Mr. Nunzio?"





"Bad news, Mr. Nunzio. It's an enlarged prostate."






"My Britney Spears blow-up doll is finally here!"





"And when I put my hand here, I can make the mouth move! 'I'm da Undertaker! I'm dead! Bluh bluh blee bloo blah blah!'"





"Can I get a wake-up call for 9 a.m.? Thanks. Good night."

[Lancers]

The moment Christian saw Booker's right nad was the moment Christian realized that he should've been a stockbroker instead of a wrestler.


Batista was so heartbroken that Marissa and Ryan got kicked out of school on the O.C. that he needed some consolation.


Eddie: "So which one of us is gonna be Roger Ebert?"


Heidenreich was surprised to see the attorney of the Misfits standing on the ring apron with a court ordered "cease and desist" of the painted face.


When skydiving, always make sure you either wear a backpack or have a 300 lb. man to fall on.


Bradshaw's about to receive a faceful of "booyaka"


Nunzio thought the guys were kidding around when they said they were gonna use him as the rope in their tug-of-war contest.


Nunzio: "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BITE IT"


When not defending the World Heavyweight Championship, Batista likes to give prostate checkups in his spare time.


Everyone knew Bob Orton's sense of humor was low brow. But the idea of burying his deceased mother underneath a wrestling ring was just tasteless.


Randy loves it when two women in tight t-shirts start rubbing hot oil all over his dad.


Taker: "Hey Vince! This guy looks nothing like me. My nose isn't that big is it?"

[lildude8218]

Creative rehashes an old storyline when Booker T and Christian fight over who gets to be in the new Dr. Scholl's ads.



Teddy Long couldn't believe how much this looked like Donkey hugging Shrek.



I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.



The Boogey Man finally made his debut on Smackdown. Since his picture was never shown on TV, only the IWC noticed anything different about him.



Everyone was confused by this match. Not that it was hard to follow, everyone just wondered why it was billed as The Big Show versus the Heart Throbs. (That's my little jab at them having the same angle to open both shows this week)



Rey Mysterio only did this once. The WWE spent millions in digital editing to insert a different heel into this pose every single week. (Seriously, this is the 3rd time I've seen a pic like this)



Batista and Vito sure had a funny idea of how to pull a tooth.



Mysterio was mad that Nunzio would attempt his move and botch it at the same time.



I'm crushing your head!



Bob Orton: Ohhhhhh! This is the dude who used the coffins? I thought that was Sid Vicious!



During the match, Randy regrets having that quickie Botox treatment backstage.



Taker was only mad because they just put a hat on the Kevin Nash dummy and shoved it in the coffin. No respect at all!

[Bullhead]

Teddy: "Man, that's hot."

MNM pay the price for making fun of Heidenskull's face paint by getting spun around in the air and launched into the crowd.

After seeing the huge smile on JBL's face, Rey decides never to do this move again.

Vito should know better than to try and take Batista's life-size Nunzio action figure away from him.

Batista: "The rack on the redhead in the 3rd row gets two thumbs up!"

Randy: "I'm in a match! I'm in a match! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!"

Undertaker (to himself): "Act like you're gonna give him the Tombstone and just drop him on his head.....make it look like an accident.....the fans will love me for it."

[PrimeTyme]

Vito: Cool a Sretch Armstrong!

Batista: Oh man, his arms stretch out to next week!