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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 2, 2005 16:53:25 GMT -5
lex luger has returned, and is being interviewed by todd:
lex: just who does this moosterpice...masterpiece think he is!? stealing my gimmick! going around talking smack about me!....has he?! ...i dont know!!!!(starts angrily banging head into wall) ahhhhhh!he is gonna find out thatimamorethenhecouldwant...to hope...ahhhhh!!!(storms off toward the ring)
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Post by Iceking251980A on Sept 2, 2005 16:55:31 GMT -5
Snitsky-That wasn't my fault
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 3, 2005 11:02:50 GMT -5
luger goes out to the ring to cut another five star promo:
lex: listen up! if chas misters is back thereiwanthimtorealizethat(tries to take shirt off) ahhhhhh! just get out here!!!
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 3, 2005 11:47:13 GMT -5
but then hoyts music hits!
jr: i dont believe it! its hoyt!!!
crowd: hoyt hoyt hoyt hoyt!!!!!
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Post by chriswilson on Sept 3, 2005 12:58:37 GMT -5
Hoyt: Hoyt hoyt hoyt, hoyt hoyt!
Crowd: Hoyt!
Hoyt: Hoyt!
Hoyt leaves.
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 3, 2005 13:34:08 GMT -5
However, it turns out to be nWo Hoyt.
The true Hoyt appears when the ring fills with smoke from a bunch of fire extinguishers, causing Hogan to eliminate himself from the War Games in fear.
(...I get a strange sense of overlapping from all of this...)
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 3, 2005 14:42:35 GMT -5
so luger is left standing in the ring with the true hoyt. the two exchange words that we cant hear over the roar of the crowd.
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 3, 2005 14:47:55 GMT -5
...when, suddenly, a small boy in a hooded sweatshirt appears in the aisleway, his true identity a mystery to all.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 3, 2005 16:27:08 GMT -5
the small boy jumps in the ring, and spears luger.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Sept 3, 2005 16:29:44 GMT -5
Batista ends up NOT sucking!
Oh, man that Is crazy!
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Post by kokobware3 on Sept 3, 2005 16:35:39 GMT -5
Batista ends up NOT sucking! Oh, man that Is crazy! best quote ever
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 3, 2005 17:43:51 GMT -5
so this bastista that is actually good, runs out to help luger, but the little kid spears him too. hoyt stands there and laughs.
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Post by aguamoose on Sept 3, 2005 17:48:58 GMT -5
then the kid pulls off his hood and .... wait omg... this cant be... it's....it's......... not a kid at all....... it's Gary Coleman.
Then Gary cuts a killer promo about how vince screwed him out of a tv spot at wrestlemania 3 in the king kong bundy match. Then gives hoyt a stunner, grabs the mic looks menacingly into the camera and says thats what im talking about vince......
tbc
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Post by danman2 on Sept 3, 2005 17:59:22 GMT -5
Dominick appears out of nowhere from the crowd and Tornado DDTs Gary through the spanish announcer table...
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 3, 2005 18:33:34 GMT -5
dominick then grabs a mic and says that theres a new sheriff in town, but before he can finish his thought coleman spears him, and the two brawl down the isle.
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Post by dieeiervonsatan on Sept 3, 2005 22:21:45 GMT -5
The brawl all the ways towards the back, towards the women's shower room. jacqueline is crouching behind the wall, shouting "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!"
Dominic Mysterio/Guerrero and Gary Coleman both stop short and are mezmerized by Jacqueline's enormous boobs.
Just then, from out of nowhere, they are attacked by a shapely masked ninja! The female ninja takes off her mask to reveal that she is...
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 3, 2005 23:27:30 GMT -5
...another mask. She simply says "This will please my Master", and leaves.
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Post by ghettooverlord on Sept 3, 2005 23:31:42 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back in the ring, Paul London and A.J. Styles are about to wrestle. A large "BORING" chant begins, and a huge pop is heard when John Cena comes out to interrupt the match.
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Post by rtfd on Sept 3, 2005 23:41:52 GMT -5
cena: i can't believe its not butter!!!! this statement surprisingly outraged paul london who promptly started whining about how this was an injustice to margerine. but while he was whining styles schoolboyed him and won the match. styles then smeared butter all over london while cena rapped about butter and its many uses. this brought out _______________,____________, and ______________ who immediately did............
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Post by ghettooverlord on Sept 3, 2005 23:49:03 GMT -5
This brought out Juvi, Super Crazy, and Psycosis, who immediately came out to the ring in order to show their displeasure for the WWE. "We might work for the gringos, but Super Crazy make better storyline, and he not able to write! Cause he is not Mexican, he is a MEXICOOOOOL!" Cena was apparently upset by this, and attacked all five people in the ring. After using the FU on all five wrestlers at the same time, Cena cut the following promo:
See, the boys in the back, they make me look invincible, man! Poop! (young kids laugh) But you know what? This is about fake, recognizing, fake, and I challenge anyone from that backstage, I don't care if you white, black, red, green, as long as you ain't gay, get yo' ass out here and let's do this!
Then, the money match everyone had been waiting for was about to be on as...
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