lets write another crazy storyline

[rtfd]

....as the gobbeldy gooker appeared from benath the ring, laid an egg, and called himself a monkey's uncle. this outraged cena!!! he started to make an omelet out of the giant egg and was basting gooker when doink's music blared over the speakers. but instead of doink, it was...............

[barryhorowitz4ever]

the masked female ninja! she runs out and enziguri's cena! and then she rips off her mask, and reveals her self to be trish! who has finally finally come back! thank god! instead of the intended heel response, the crowd erupts cheering!

[barryhorowitz4ever]

she tries to insult the crowd, but to no success. they just keep chanting "we love trish!"

[slopslopslop]

And just then, Vince's music hits!

The owner comes down and demands them all to stop their meddling, as their NEW world champion has just arrived and he should be the focus of their attention!

PAPA SHANGO

[barryhorowitz4ever]

shango comes out, but is then clotheslined out of no where by ultimate warrior, vince starts yelling "stop it ! stop it! i'll make your dvd even more humiliating!"

[dieeiervonsatan]

To which, the Warrior quickly replies, "Queering don't make the world work! Heil Hitler!"

Vince becomes frustrated and just leaves the ring. The Warrior then says, "Ladies and gentlemen, I came back to the WWE for one reason - to stop all the queers from ruining our soil!" The crowd boos enormously, to which the Warrior replies, "You must all be a bunch of queer-loving queer-bags!" The crowd boos even more. Warrior then says, "Ladies and queers, let me introduce you to my NEW tag team partner...JOHN BRADSHAW LEIGHFIELD!"

JBL'S music hits and he comes down to the ring in his limo, like usual; except he is doing the Nazi salute from out of his sunroof.

JBL makes his way to the ring, hugs The Warrior, and then grabs the mic and says...

[barryhorowitz4ever]

"get outta the ring trish!"

[HMARK Center]

Suddenly, the team of Bill Goldberg, Colt Cabana, and Barry Horowitz appears, each wearing a t-shirt that says "Hebrew Hammers", ready to deal with the encroaching Nazi threat.

[barryhorowitz4ever]

but then trish grabs a mic and asks if theyd like to meet the man who brought her back to the wwe, as she gestures to the back. then a rap song entitled "brutha gots ta book!" starts playing, and dennis stamp comes out!

[barryhorowitz4ever]

then booker t comes out of the audience and stands with trish and dennis, collectively known as.."the book club!" the hebrew hammers , the encroaching nazi threat(or ENT), and the book club, all stare each other down in the ring.

[HMARK Center]

Naturally, this is where Barry Horowitz will accuse the Warrior of sleeping with the dead body of Road Warrior Hawk.

[barryhorowitz4ever]

suddenly a brawl erupts.

[dieeiervonsatan]

The Book Club, The Hebrew Hammers, and the Encroaching Nazi Threat engage in a hardcore brawl, the likes of which haven't been seen in years.

Horowitz goes after JBL, but his life is ended in 3 seconds flat as he is destroyed with the newly deemed "S. S. Clothesline."

Booker T. and The also newly deemed Nazi Warrior brawl with back and forth punches. The Nazi Warrior gets winded after four punches and falls down in the ring in a heap. Booker T. looks confused, so he does a Spinaroonie, which he now calls "The Harry Potter."

John Bradshaw Leighfieldenstein notices that his parter has fallen to the power of the Potter and becomes enraged. He grabs the mic and says...

[HMARK Center]

"ACHTUNG! ACH, MINE LEIBEN!", and proceeds to goosestep around the ring.

Colt Cabana, in a rage, goes to attack JBL, but as the fight escalates, the lights go out. Trish, who spoke of a "Master" before, looks up the aisleway, grabs the dropped mic, and says, "It's him!"

The Master arrives.

And his name? You guessed it, EL DANDY.

[invaderdave]

Bret Hart, in the crowd, salutes El Dandy, and bows to him. El Dandy puts his hand on Bret's shoulder and give him a comforting look.

El Dandy walks up the steps to the ring, and the lights go on fully again. El Dandy points at JBL, and JBL freezes.

[EZ: Brainy Bae]

Is HitmanMark...

*GASP!*

playing around?





JBL is frozen because El Dandy put super glue on JBL's shoes.El Dandy grabs the mike,and says.....

[barryhorowitz4ever]

"jbl...we both know that i have half the brain that you do!" the crowd laughs, jbl laughs, but little do they know that phrase was in fact the go signal for sid to run out from under the ring! the crowd cheers as he stands theateningly behing jbl, who has yet to see him.

[invaderdave]

barry, I'm slightly confused now.

I'ma go lay down.

[barryhorowitz4ever]

lol sorry, let me see if i can fix this, sid turns on el dandy and powerbombs him, revealing that he is the third ent! they try to get up the aisle with warriors fallen body, but since jbl is glued in place he cant move and sid poos himself, while at the same time the hammers and the book club gather around el dandy, and rip off his mask to reveal that he is.....

while at the same time the ENT makes its way finally up the aisle and they see, at the top of the ramp.....

[invaderdave]

DOMINIC GUERRERO!!!

Dominic runs down and cleans house. Dominic jumps around, hyperventalating, excited, and who should run out just now but...