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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 31, 2009 17:56:15 GMT -5
If Diet Dr. Pepper tastes JUST like regular Dr. Pepper, as the ads claim, then why don't they just replace regular Dr. Pepper with diet Dr. Pepper?
Does Dr. Pepper WANT us to recklessly consume calories?
What kind of Doctor is Pepper anyway?
More like Dr. Kevorkian!
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Post by MiLo Duck on Aug 31, 2009 18:01:38 GMT -5
 Don't be ridiculous! |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 31, 2009 18:03:03 GMT -5
You wanna know ridiculous? Coke Zero has exactly the same recipe as Diet Coke. What's the point?
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Aug 31, 2009 18:46:50 GMT -5
You wanna know ridiculous? Coke Zero has exactly the same recipe as Diet Coke. What's the point? No it doesn't. It's closer to Coca Cola Classic and Diet Coke is more like New Coke. |
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Post by Cactus Jack on Aug 31, 2009 19:03:08 GMT -5
You wanna know ridiculous? Coke Zero has exactly the same recipe as Diet Coke. What's the point? That's a complete lie. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 31, 2009 19:07:18 GMT -5
Because it's all a lie, friend. They do that in advertising every now and then.  Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste just like regular Dr. Pepper. And while we're on the subject why the f*** did they discontinue Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper?  ?? |
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Aug 31, 2009 19:10:39 GMT -5
And while we're on the subject why the f*** did they discontinue Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? ?? They don't make that anymore?!?! F***!!!! That was one of the few soft drinks I drank |
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Aug 31, 2009 19:11:57 GMT -5
Because it's all a lie, friend. They do that in advertising every now and then. Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste just like regular Dr. Pepper. And while we're on the subject why the f*** did they discontinue Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? ?? I want it back. Like yesterday. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 31, 2009 19:14:08 GMT -5
They still make it Diet, but not regular.
Bastards.
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Post by spagett on Aug 31, 2009 19:28:26 GMT -5
It's all a ploy by the Government to keep you sedated and calm whilst they slowly kill you.
For example over here in England Hellmans Diet Mayo is described as being exactly the same as Hellmans regular Mayo. So why have the regular Mayo at all?
Does nobody care about the Children?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 31, 2009 19:29:58 GMT -5
Diet Mayo?
If you're on a diet, you shouldn't be eating Mayo in the first place!
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Post by spagett on Aug 31, 2009 19:33:37 GMT -5
Diet Mayo? If you're on a diet, you shouldn't be eating Mayo in the first place! I'm not on a diet. I'm a lean mean fighting machine. I could easily beat Fonzie in a fight anyway. |
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 31, 2009 20:12:18 GMT -5
"They say Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well then, they f***ed up!"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Aug 31, 2009 20:33:22 GMT -5
Because it's all a lie, friend. They do that in advertising every now and then. Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste just like regular Dr. Pepper. And while we're on the subject why the f*** did they discontinue Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? ?? because it tastes like kayopectate |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Aug 31, 2009 20:51:03 GMT -5
Because it's all a lie, friend. They do that in advertising every now and then. Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste just like regular Dr. Pepper. And while we're on the subject why the f*** did they discontinue Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? ?? because it tastes like kayopectate You have a lot of experience with Kaopectate? |
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Aug 31, 2009 20:59:57 GMT -5
because it tastes like kayopectate You have a lot of experience with Kaopectate? 1 time was enough! |
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Aug 31, 2009 21:02:47 GMT -5
Because it's all a lie, friend. They do that in advertising every now and then. Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste just like regular Dr. Pepper. And while we're on the subject why the f*** did they discontinue Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? ?? To hell with Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. I WANT MY PEPSI TWIST!!!! |
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Aug 31, 2009 22:27:20 GMT -5
I miss Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Im the only person i know that likes it.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Aug 31, 2009 22:36:06 GMT -5
If Diet Dr. Pepper tastes JUST like regular Dr. Pepper, as the ads claim, then why don't they just replace regular Dr. Pepper with diet Dr. Pepper? Does Dr. Pepper WANT us to recklessly consume calories? What kind of Doctor is Pepper anyway? More like Dr. Kevorkian!  "If your gonna steal my Joke's do it right!" |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Aug 31, 2009 22:56:54 GMT -5
I miss Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Im the only person i know that likes it. I was also very, very fond of it. I liked the first one better than the second one, but they were both pretty damned good. Me, I personally really miss Pepsi Blue and Dr Pepper Red Fusion. Best sodas ever. |
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