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Post by Alucard on Sept 2, 2009 23:09:46 GMT -5
You know that joke Mitch had about his phone number? "Next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number. Something easy to remember like 222-2222. That way when people ask how to get ahold of me, I'll say 'Just press two for a while. When you hear me say hello, you will know you have pressed two enough.'"
I found out today there's a cab company here that has that exact phone number.
Needless to say, I was highly amused.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 2, 2009 23:12:04 GMT -5
For the best cab company in the city, Just dial two for awhile.
That's awesome.
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Post by Daveman on Sept 2, 2009 23:33:01 GMT -5
I laughed out loud (lol'd, to you kids).
Do you know if that cab company is hiring? (And can I drive their cabs from half a country away?)
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 2, 2009 23:49:07 GMT -5
Ever go to a fast food restaurant and have someone who looks like you eating what you were going to order?
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Post by Alucard on Sept 2, 2009 23:52:15 GMT -5
Ever go to a fast food restaurant and have someone who looks like you eating what you were going to order? Haha, actually, I used to hear reports of people seeing me at restaraunts eating, places I've never even been to. I can only assume that they were eating what I would order. |
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Sept 3, 2009 0:03:50 GMT -5
That used to be the phone number of a paintball place here in my home town, albeit with the 419 area code. And while we're on the subject Esculator now Stairs  |
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Post by Alucard on Sept 3, 2009 0:05:10 GMT -5
That used to be the phone number of a paintball place here in my home town, albeit with the 419 area code. And while we're on the subject Esculator now Stairs Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can...still...get up there. |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Sept 3, 2009 1:19:15 GMT -5
if a cab comes you'll have pushed 2 enough
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Post by Alucard on Sept 3, 2009 9:09:39 GMT -5
I also recently experienced an "ice cold" drink.
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 3, 2009 9:18:32 GMT -5
I loved his delivery as well as his comedy, but the delivery itself was funny. I've caught myself doing it a couple times. I'll make it a point to do it more.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Sept 3, 2009 9:26:21 GMT -5
I love that damned man. And it's a crying shame he's gone. WAY before his time.
One of my favorites is the Pringle's bit. Oh, and the 'donuts' 'receipt' thing.
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Post by Alucard on Sept 3, 2009 9:30:34 GMT -5
I love that damned man. And it's a crying shame he's gone. WAY before his time. One of my favorites is the Pringle's bit. Oh, and the 'donuts' 'receipt' thing. Same. And of course, ducks. |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 3, 2009 9:44:33 GMT -5
You know that joke Mitch had about his phone number? "Next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number. Something easy to remember like 222-2222. That way when people ask how to get ahold of me, I'll say 'Just press two for a while. When you hear me say hello, you will know you have pressed two enough.'" I found out today there's a cab company here that has that exact phone number. Needless to say, I was highly amused. I've dialed that number many a time. But it never occurred to me that he 'borrowed' their phone number for his joke ;D |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Sept 3, 2009 9:44:48 GMT -5
They should make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It would have to be REAL F***IN' BIG.
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Post by Alucard on Sept 3, 2009 9:56:52 GMT -5
This thread is making me want some Subway.
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Post by fw91 on Sept 3, 2009 10:15:34 GMT -5
"I once read this article about a girl who had no arms and legs, and I thought damn this is sad. But then I kept reading, and it says that she doesn' know the meaning of the word can't. Then I thought that this was even sadder. Not only does she have no arms or legs, but she doesn't understand the meaning of a basic contraction!"
RIP MITCH
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Post by evilbazz on Sept 3, 2009 10:18:04 GMT -5
if you knew morse code tap dancers would drive you crazy!
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Sept 3, 2009 22:06:17 GMT -5
Ever go to a fast food restaurant and have someone who looks like you eating what you were going to order? She was eating a steak with a glass of milk while wearing a leather jacket. She was piratically a cow. |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Sept 3, 2009 23:24:16 GMT -5
Ever go to a fast food restaurant and have someone who looks like you eating what you were going to order? She was eating a steak with a glass of milk while wearing a leather jacket. She was piratically a cow. the transformation is complete, dont fall asleep or i'll tip you over |
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Post by hawkfan44 on Sept 4, 2009 0:41:22 GMT -5
I wonder if that means if theres a cab company with the phone number 222-2222, does that mean theres a carpet company with the call number 1-800-I-REALLY-ENJOY-BRAND-NEW-CARPETING?...
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