Undertaker biography (book)

[Lance Uppercut]

How long before you think we'll see this? Or ever?

Cause I hear that guy's pretty hardcore about his kayfabe. It might have been possible during the Underbiker phase, but now that he's back to deadman, I can't see him writing or shilling his book.

"Buy my book, or you will.... rest... in... peace"

I heard that's why his DVD was so much different from the others. It's not him talking about his favorite matches, or a Biography with extra matches. It was just some guy narrating some story of the undertakers career right?

Can you imagine all the crap he'd have to talk about . "So, yeah they got the bright idea of giving me a brother who I burned to death, who later turned out to be a necrophiliac, a somewhat of a rapist, and crazy devoted father of a demon seed". "let's not forget the time I got buried alive, or locked int eh casket and it was set in fire, but I had to shoot some lightening bolts out of my hand to escape".

If he ever does, he can at least explain his side in that weird Anecdote of Jenna Jameson being freaked out by him and him being somewhat of a pervy stalker.

On the plus side, I'd like to hear his reaction to being told what his gimmick would be. "What do you mean Undead zombie?"

[danman2]

I hope they don't make another gimmick biography like Kanes

[dieeiervonsatan]

I would have an orgasm if The Undertaker would make a real autobiography with no outside help where he just talks about how stupid everything he did in his career was, minus the biker days. His book should just be 300 pages of him totally burning his bridges with the WWE and saying that the Undertaker character was the most retarded crap ever.

[ociredor]

I think the Kane book had a good deal of information about the Undertakers character.

['Foretold' Joker]

Yeah I enjoyed his non-kayfabe dvd . . .

"On the Inferno Match"

Undertaker: They came up to me and said "What we're going to do is surround the ring with fire and then you and Kane are going to wrestle in it!" . . Sure thats a great Idea . . pfft *taker rolls his eys* . . yeah anyway . . .

I just love the sarcasm when he says this . . .

[scbg]

Buy my BOOK! Buy my BOOK! Buy my BOOK! Buy my BOOK!

[Wheresmy5bucks]

I'd prefer Kane's. What beats 1 crappy gimmick? More crappy gimmicks.

"They apparently wanted me to become a wrestling.....dentist? An evil wrestling...dentist? With Bad teeth? Ahh well, can't be any worse than my last gimmick.."

"Well that gimmick bombed, as I expected. Now they want me to be a wrestling truck driver. Not only a wrestling truck driver, they want me to be a knock off Diesel, Kevin Nash. Hoo boy, Don't see this lasting long..."

"Now they want me to be the brother of an undead zombie..."