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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 1, 2009 22:21:46 GMT -5
Santa Claus GodzillaOkay, so you told me to kill them and I've finally finished one off. You'd be amazed how hard it is to find a 164-328 foot tall lizard monster stomping around the city. Somehow everytime he turns a corner he completely disapears. It's like something out of a bad script!  Now as everyone can see I am the master merc! So how does everyone like their Godzilla steaks again? |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 1, 2009 22:23:10 GMT -5
Medium, with a little pink in the middle. And I want some coleslaw. GOOD coleslaw. And french fries.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 1, 2009 22:24:39 GMT -5
Food?
For reallys, Deadpool?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 1, 2009 22:25:46 GMT -5
Deep fried, with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
I'm pretty sure I asked you to kill someone else aside from Godzilla and Santa.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 1, 2009 22:25:59 GMT -5
I've got the grill ready to go.  |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 1, 2009 22:26:51 GMT -5
I've got the grill ready to go. Seriously? I think you're gonna need a bigger grill. |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 1, 2009 22:26:52 GMT -5
Deep fried, with some fava beans and a nice chianti. I'm pretty sure I asked you to kill someone else aside from Godzilla and Santa. Oh yeah people with... 6 syllables in their names? *sigh* I'll get them too, but that list is a little longer. |
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Post by The Tank on Sept 1, 2009 22:27:14 GMT -5
Seriously, you're actually gonna give us some food?
I finally get to eat again?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 1, 2009 22:31:43 GMT -5
Seriously, you're actually gonna give us some food? I finally get to eat again? ....actually, that's up to Cthulhu. He's the one that put the order in, so it's his Godzilla meat. Seriously? I think you're gonna need a bigger grill. It's the biggest one I could find, and now I need a fryer too! |
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Post by Cela on Sept 1, 2009 23:14:53 GMT -5
I think you got the wrong one, thats Zilla, not Godzilla.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 1, 2009 23:31:22 GMT -5
Whoever it is, I'll kill them all if I have to!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Sept 1, 2009 23:38:41 GMT -5
Wait, I thought the Ultimate Warrior already killed Santa... or at least did unspeakable, vile things to him before stealing his pants. And since, if the Santa Clause has taught us anything, and it obviously has, if you put on the suit, you have to become the fat man... ...so you'd be killing Warrior if you go after Santa. *breaks out the "GO DEADPOOL" banners and party supplies* You can do it!  |
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Sept 2, 2009 0:44:43 GMT -5
Just have Santa read a sign saying "Candlejack" and let him take care of Ol Saint Nick.
Less burden off your shoulders Deadp...
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 2, 2009 0:46:47 GMT -5
Ah, that's to easy. Plus, I got to have proof and if Santa just up and disappears I got no way to prove I did it!
Also, I'll talk to C.J. about possibly letting you go. We're kinda friends, we've had Taco Bell together a couple of times.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Sept 2, 2009 0:49:38 GMT -5
Oh yeah, and he threatened to curse your new movie  |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 2, 2009 0:51:13 GMT -5
My movie fates have already been awful. Cursing it may just help me.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Sept 2, 2009 0:52:56 GMT -5
Can you also add Tom Rothman to your hitlist for me? I'll pay you with Dr. Pepper and Poprocks.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 2, 2009 0:54:57 GMT -5
Well, I'm kinda on an exclusive contract since the whole selling my soul thing, but I'll try to work it in somewhere.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 2, 2009 0:55:59 GMT -5
Ah, that's to easy. Plus, I got to have proof and if Santa just up and disappears I got no way to prove I did it! He's right. I want to see Santa, hanged beside his figgin. And I want to see the millions of children crying in the world for the loss of Santa, and I'll say to them "Santa doesn't exist anymore, Hah!" |
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Sept 2, 2009 0:56:44 GMT -5
Well, I'm kinda on an exclusive contract since the whole selling my soul thing, but I'll try to work it in somewhere. I'll hold you to it.  |
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