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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2009 22:07:01 GMT -5
About killing that old woman?
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 22:10:26 GMT -5
Well, Great Cthulhu, I know it took a while to get the fat man, but I had to deal with the elves first and they prooved to be... distracting... But I finally bagged the fatman and he's dead and buried! Now all the children know right where to go to cry and feel their happiness die inside! And while I was at it, I knew you wanted those reindeer to so I took care of those for you. Got 'em ready for whatever! If you look in the back you can see your plan already starting to work, as one child looks onwards at his fallen heroes. Dat ain't no big deal, I caught 'n' killed Santa Claus when he wouldn't gimme dat der still-beating heart of Jeff Gordon. 'N' I sure didn't have no fancy-ass weapons at mah disposal, jus' dis here cuttin' knife...and mah trusty sawed-off boomstick. Hey, Deadpool, you like you some chimichangas? Cuz we got plenty at mah house. Y'know where Dougal County, Georgia is? Y'tell dat sumbitch Cthulhu if he'll letcha visit.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 22:10:41 GMT -5
Yes, Revy, I rid the world of Santa Warrior too! Enough of that of that talk about santa. Talk about the elves again. Well I'd show you the video but what happens in the north pole stays in the north pole... except killing Santa. That I talk about.
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 22:11:47 GMT -5
Enough of that of that talk about santa. Talk about the elves again. Well I'd show you the video but what happens in the north pole stays in the north pole... except killing Santa. That I talk about. Nah...dat der was a clone. I killed the real Santa.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:13:10 GMT -5
Enough of that of that talk about santa. Talk about the elves again. Well I'd show you the video but what happens in the north pole stays in the north pole... except killing Santa. That I talk about. *pops in video. a few minutes later* OH MY GOD! Know wonder santa kept so many of them.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 22:14:31 GMT -5
Well I'd show you the video but what happens in the north pole stays in the north pole... except killing Santa. That I talk about. Nah...dat der was a clone. I killed the real Santa.Early, that was just a drunk guy at a mall that you killed.
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 22:18:06 GMT -5
Nah...dat der was a clone. I killed the real Santa. Early, that was just a drunk guy at a mall that you killed. Den how come I got all attacked by his "Silent Knights?" Last time I checked, Mr. Drunk Guy at da Mall don't carry around a squad of Elfish assassinators. 'N' I pretty sure dat one of his funny lookin' deer had a bright red nose...dat sumbitch sure did taste good smoked.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:19:02 GMT -5
*still watching the tape* Well that's neat little trick deadpool.
Whoa now! *stops the tape* I have nothing against female ninja on female elf porn, but when it involves deer and the dead body of Santa, than dammit that's just to much!
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 22:19:25 GMT -5
Early, that was just a drunk guy at a mall that you killed. Den how come I got all attacked by his "Silent Knights?" Last time I checked, Mr. Drunk Guy at da Mall don't carry around a squad of Elfish assassinators. 'N' I pretty sure dat one of his funny lookin' deer had a bright red nose...dat sumbitch sure did taste good smoked.Those were mall security, and that deer was just a dog dressed up like Rudolph!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 11, 2009 22:20:05 GMT -5
*The Tank enters the room, and a studio applause track plays.*
Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:22:03 GMT -5
*The Tank enters the room, and a studio applause track plays.* Hey, guys, what's going on? Not much......want to watch this tape of deadpool and a couple of female elves?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2009 22:22:51 GMT -5
*The Tank enters the room, and a studio applause track plays.* Hey, guys, what's going on? We're all playing sign the contract *Holds up Contract* Wanna join?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 22:23:29 GMT -5
I should charge admission to that... I mean... How did you get that!?
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 22:23:32 GMT -5
Den how come I got all attacked by his "Silent Knights?" Last time I checked, Mr. Drunk Guy at da Mall don't carry around a squad of Elfish assassinators. 'N' I pretty sure dat one of his funny lookin' deer had a bright red nose...dat sumbitch sure did taste good smoked. Those were mall security, and that deer was just a dog dressed up like Rudolph! Mall security don't what carry 'round no sniper rifle, nor is dey only three feet tall with pointy ears.
Face it, ya killed you a mere Santa clone, and you has to go back to dat sumbitch Cthulhu empty-handinated.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 11, 2009 22:24:08 GMT -5
*The Tank enters the room, and a studio applause track plays.* Hey, guys, what's going on? We're all playing sign the contract *Holds up Contract* Wanna join? I'll have to read it first. Unfortunately, my reading glasses are currently on loan to Parliament. So, I'm afraid I can't sign it right now.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:24:17 GMT -5
*The Tank enters the room, and a studio applause track plays.* Hey, guys, what's going on? We're all playing sign the contract *Holds up Contract* Wanna join? It depends..... do we get coffee breaks?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2009 22:25:43 GMT -5
Aww it's nothing important Just some nonsense about your soul
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:26:10 GMT -5
I should charge admission to that... I mean... How did you get that!? The Internet of course! By the way when did you get the tattoo on your right butt cheek and why is that tattoo of me?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 11, 2009 22:27:41 GMT -5
Aww it's nothing important Just some nonsense about your soul *looks at the contract again, and notices the blood* Oh, it's one of THOSE contracts. Dude, I don't have a soul.
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 22:28:03 GMT -5
Aww it's nothing important Just some nonsense about your soul Wait...nobody ever told me 'bout no legally bindinizing contracts! Jus' gimme dat contract...
...what da hell is dis here funny looking squiggle?
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