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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:49:54 GMT -5
*Pulls out Contract with only ''Sign Here'' written on it* *takes contract and tries to find the small print* There is always something hidden in these things.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 22:52:18 GMT -5
It was at the North Pole Tatoo Parlor while I was hunting Santa down. Why it's you I have no idea, but it's gone now, healing factor and all. Admit it female deadpool. You like men that have power over monkeys! Yes, that's it. Now that you know the truth can you show me the monkey army so I can kill them, see them? [Must.... kill... monkeys.... and bears.]
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 22:52:40 GMT -5
*Pulls out Contract with only ''Sign Here'' written on it* *takes contract and tries to find the small print* There is always something hidden in these things. I think da fine print says "Randall Flagg is a no good sumbitch who tryin' ta gets me ta pay for mah cable!"
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 22:55:47 GMT -5
Admit it female deadpool. You like men that have power over monkeys! Yes, that's it. Now that you know the truth can you show me the monkey army so I can kill them, see them? [Must.... kill... monkeys.... and bears.]Not many people get to see my army of monkeys, but you are few of the lucky ones. Come with me, but we must follow the yellow brick road!
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Post by bob on Sept 11, 2009 22:59:01 GMT -5
The General of the Monkey Army ....although I am not a monkey, I would like to join your army as I dispise Cthulhu and his sheep like followers
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 23:02:51 GMT -5
The General of the Monkey Army ....although I am not a monkey, I would like to join your army as I dispise Cthulhu and his sheep like followers Excellent! Put on this monkey suit and follow me on the yellow brick road!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2009 23:05:36 GMT -5
The General of the Monkey Army ....although I am not a monkey, I would like to join your army as I dispise Cthulhu and his sheep like followers You need to sign this contract first
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 23:05:38 GMT -5
[Brain are you taking mental notes of the details of this army just in case?]
[Yep]
[Good!]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2009 23:06:32 GMT -5
Deadpool's brain is on the case
..........I feel safer already
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Post by Kroot bringing Justice on Sept 11, 2009 23:08:49 GMT -5
Why won't any of you sell your soul to me? I mean, you'll get nothing in return but you'll suffer a hellish tortuous happy fullfilling long life and the bliss that comes from knowing you helped to feed widdle ole me.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 23:09:02 GMT -5
[Brain are you taking mental notes of the details of this army just in case?][Yep][Good!] Why are you talking to yourself? People would your crazy or something like. *starts to laugh until two men wearing white clothes come in* Man#1:Alright Mr. "General" time to go back to the mental hospital. Man#2: Your car is out side You'll never take me alive! *jumps out the nearest window*
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 11, 2009 23:15:38 GMT -5
[Have we been walking in an insane asylum the whole time?]I think so. [So the yellow brick road?]Yeah, just a shared dellusion I think. Why won't any of you sell your soul to me? I mean, you'll get nothing in return but you'll suffer a hellish tortuous happy fullfilling long life and the bliss that comes from knowing you helped to feed widdle ole me. One of you guys should help Kroot out.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 23:20:08 GMT -5
*wakes up back in the asylum* Ohhh...I was having fun too.
Intercom:Time for medication.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! *takes pills* The green ones make me not try to eat people.
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Post by bob on Sept 11, 2009 23:20:47 GMT -5
The General of the Monkey Army ....although I am not a monkey, I would like to join your army as I dispise Cthulhu and his sheep like followers Excellent! Put on this monkey suit and follow me on the yellow brick road! *puts on the monkey suit and follows you*
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Post by thuschongswing on Sept 11, 2009 23:21:37 GMT -5
Why won't any of you sell your soul to me? I mean, you'll get nothing in return but you'll suffer a hellish tortuous happy fullfilling long life and the bliss that comes from knowing you helped to feed widdle ole me. So DAT'S what dis 'ere's about! Look, I'd love to give ya mah soul...only problem is, Dan Halen already has timeshare of mah soul...and right now ain't his time, so nuts ta you, bitch!
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 23:27:36 GMT -5
*sitting in a padded cell while wearing a straight jacket* what rolls down stairs/rolls over in pairs/runs over your neighbor's dog/what great for a snack/and fits on your back/ it log log log
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 11, 2009 23:34:25 GMT -5
*sitting in a padded cell while wearing a straight jacket* what rolls down stairs/rolls over in pairs/runs over your neighbor's dog/what great for a snack/and fits on your back/ it log log log*breaks the straightjacket off of you* we must attack General..any ideas?
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2009 23:41:24 GMT -5
*sitting in a padded cell while wearing a straight jacket* what rolls down stairs/rolls over in pairs/runs over your neighbor's dog/what great for a snack/and fits on your back/ it log log log*breaks the straightjacket off of you* we must attack General..any ideas? SOUND THE TRUMPETS!
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,331
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Post by bob on Sept 11, 2009 23:46:04 GMT -5
*breaks the straightjacket off of you* we must attack General..any ideas? SOUND THE TRUMPETS! *sounds the trumpets*
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Post by Kroot bringing Justice on Sept 11, 2009 23:47:59 GMT -5
No one ever wants to help out a down on his luck soul devourer.
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