Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
Posts: 8,983
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Sept 20, 2009 7:08:34 GMT -5
Word, bitch. Phantoms like a motherf***er!
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Sept 20, 2009 7:11:00 GMT -5
Word, bitch. Phantoms like a motherf***er! I thought it was mall snorker. |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 20, 2009 7:14:21 GMT -5
I'd be the first motherf***er to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and f*** it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy f***ed a Martian once."
I know, wrong movie, but that's probably one of my favorite Jay lines.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 20, 2009 7:29:57 GMT -5
What the f*** is the internet?
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Sept 20, 2009 7:35:28 GMT -5
What the f*** is the internet? The Internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. |
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Daveman
Don Corleone
And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
Posts: 2,071
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Post by Daveman on Sept 20, 2009 9:49:26 GMT -5
This movie's gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
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Post by elektro on Sept 20, 2009 10:11:37 GMT -5
Or House Party 3.
Shut the f*** up!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 11:39:25 GMT -5
"Holy f***, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab?
What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the f***in' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey f***s'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 20, 2009 11:46:18 GMT -5
does your daddy know bring a (Affrican-American) his coffee? it'd KILL HIM, wouldn't it?
I thought of sesame street before Jim Henson did. called it NWP. (African-Americans) with Puppets. catchy ain't it?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 12:00:03 GMT -5
Jay: "Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who f***ed the pie!"
Jason Biggs: "You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that f***ing pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!"
James Van Der Beek: "You put your dick in a pie!"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 20, 2009 12:33:15 GMT -5
See, I like to pick up chicks on the rebound, when they're feeling very vulnerable and suggestible, and use that to f*** them in a very uncomfortable place.
*Wrong movie, but still a great Affleck quote from the Askewniverse*
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Post by Silent Brad on Sept 20, 2009 12:34:07 GMT -5
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID 'CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD'. YOU DUMB F**K.
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Post by rrm15 on Sept 20, 2009 12:34:53 GMT -5
does your daddy know bring a (Affrican-American) his coffee? it'd KILL HIM, wouldn't it? I thought of sesame street before Jim Henson did. called it NWP. (African-Americans) with Puppets. catchy ain't it? My favorite part of the movie. ;D |
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Post by Gigadunk! on Sept 20, 2009 12:42:47 GMT -5
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Smurfin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mothersmurfing nuts by a guy named C*ck-Knocker.
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Sept 20, 2009 13:06:57 GMT -5
See, I like to pick up chicks on the rebound, when they're feeling very vulnerable and suggestible, and use that to f*** them in a very uncomfortable place. What, like the back of a Volkswagen? |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 20, 2009 14:06:56 GMT -5
Apple sauce, bitch!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 14:15:50 GMT -5
"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?"
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Sept 20, 2009 14:20:22 GMT -5
(Jay pulls down pants)
Bethany: What are you doing?
Jay: World's about to end we got about 5 minutes left. You said you'd f*** me.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 14:37:54 GMT -5
"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f***ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f***ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the f*** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little f***s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it."
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Post by Gigadunk! on Sept 20, 2009 14:40:20 GMT -5
(Jay pulls down pants) Bethany: What are you doing? Jay: World's about to end we got about 5 minutes left. You said you'd f*** me. Dogma, however awesome it may be, has no place in the Halls of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
