Weird dreams...

[mrrotten]

Boy, did I ever have a weird dream last night. In the dream, the Patrick Swayze and the lady from Dirty Dancing was in a back of a pickup truck through the plains (I want to say the plains were in Africa too). They were talking to a woman who had a fake leg who didn't let the fact she had a fake leg stop her from dancing.

Then they start to dance and sing, with some back up dancers. Then all of a sudden, they started to be attacked by Predators (and I mean the alien Predators, not predators like lions).

What are some of the weird dreams you guys have?

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

I recently had this weird ass dream where Kevin Nash was trying to drown Taz in a swimming pool. I got in Nash's face about it, balled up my fist, reared back, and woke up.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

My mom and I were walking (although we have a car) to a fast-food restaurant through the road behind cars and these two kids in an alley started talking to us. She asked them to count to 20 while we ran away. Stupid dream.

[Soultastic]

Had too many weird dreams. This is the newest one:

I was watching TV with a friend and after a while she had to go back home. I walk with her until we arrive at the bus stop. She got on a bus and I realize I have no idea where I am. So I thought "I might as well steal a car while I'm here" (in my defence I had been playing Vice City for hours). I spot an Audi TT and try to open it's door with mi ID card (?), when the owner grabs me by the neck and shouts "I know a place were you can use your abilities for the greater good".

All of the suddent, we are standing in the middle of a futurist militar facility. They take me to a hangar were I am told I have to pilot a giant robot (some sort of fusion between Jehuty and Anubis from the ZOE games).

So I get in and, as I head for the Training room, I see previously mentioned friend standing on top of what I guess used to be her robot (think Wing Zero) in a heroic pose and with an oddly satisfied look on her face.

I go to the training room, I blow the s*** out of some unmaned robots and for no reason my arms explode.

And then I woke up.

[MainManOfCCW]

I had a dream last night Samoa Joe won a free throw shooting contest in the middle of a huge Wal Mart type store with thousands of people in it and the contest was hosted by Bob Barker.........

Next?

[bob]

when I took a nap today I had a dream that I was driving and my car ran out of gas

[carter 15]

Oct 22, 2009 21:19:49 GMT -5 Soultastic said:

Had too many weird dreams. This is the newest one:

I was watching TV with a friend and after a while she had to go back home. I walk with her until we arrive at the bus stop. She got on a bus and I realize I have no idea where I am. So I thought "I might as well steal a car while I'm here" (in my defence I had been playing Vice City for hours). I spot an Audi TT and try to open it's door with mi ID card (?), when the owner grabs me by the neck and shouts "I know a place were you can use your abilities for the greater good".

All of the suddent, we are standing in the middle of a futurist militar facility. They take me to a hangar were I am told I have to pilot a giant robot (some sort of fusion between Jehuty and Anubis from the ZOE games).

So I get in and, as I head for the Training room, I see previously mentioned friend standing on top of what I guess used to be her robot (think Wing Zero) in a heroic pose and with an oddly satisfied look on her face.

I go to the training room, I blow the s*** out of some unmaned robots and for no reason my arms explode.

And then I woke up.

dude. AWESOME.

I once had a dream about being in a shopping centre, and somehow i knew it was about to blow up, but no one else did. I told a few people, but they didn't believe me. So i casually walked out, and watched it explode. I didn't seem to mind that everyone was dead. Then i went to Subway

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I'll see if I can dig up that thread about that dream that featured Triple H as Speed racer and the debut of big fat silver guy.

[markdown474]

I had a dream last night that I was planning on dressing like Andy Roddick for Halloween and I was desperate to find tennis whites. I also was looking for extra tennis rackets so I could wear two of them in holsters around my waist. I'm not particuarly a fan of Andy Roddick or even tennis, so yeah it was a weird dream.

[Bobeddy]

I once had a dream where I walked into a movie theatre looking for my friends.
I must've been making a lot of noise because all of a sudden Kevin Nash (wearing a suit) stood up and was yelling at me to be quiet.
He then procedded to throw a vanilla milkshake in my face.


Yeah, the less dreams I have about Nash's white liquid hitting my face the better.

[Strotha]

I had a dream a while back where the kids from The Weekenders were riffing They Live MST3K style.

[Munkie91087]

I recently had a dream where due to a city error, the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh was given to me. I then decided to live in it. So me and a bunch of friends moved into it. I then had a Zamboni race with Robert DeNiro.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Two of you already have mentioned Kevin Nash being in your dreams doing bad things. That's creepy.

[MainManOfCCW]

Ok latest dream.........Had a dream I was going to some kind of group gathering with The Iron Sheik and the re-animated corpse of Lou Albano. I talked to him and thanked him and he mumbled something to me but I didnt hear it. When we walked in a group of people starting calling Sheik a terrorist and he played to them in true kayfabe.....I cant make this crap up, I dont know what is wrong with me

[shiranui]

I occasionally find myself singing various 80's metal songs in my dreams. Loudly.

I hope that just happens in the dreams and I'm not actually singing "Heaven and Hell" or something aloud in my sleep.

[brettappedout (BLM)]

Full on mullet Dave Meltzer german suplexing Taz and break his neck on the side of the road where a car was broken down. I just stood there in awe.

[Soultastic]

Here's an older, darker one.

The dream starts with me waking up. I put my clothes on and head to the mall. As I walk down the street, the frikin Futurama cast joins me.

So we're just hanging out, buying food, when the Professor says "Good news everyone! There's a cheaper mall over there". I walk out of the mall only to find myself completely alone in front of my house.

I go in, and I find my parents, my grandparents, my brother and a cousin of mine watching a TV film based on the life of the comedian Chespirito. The movie is interrupted by a special announcement brought to us by a badly crafted raven puppet. It says that there's a killer virus spreading through the whole country, but that it has yet to claim a life.

Then, the puppet turns into a real raven, and says that "death takes it's time" before flying away. I feel a chilling cold down my spine and turn to my familiy. However, it seemed like they just didn't pay attention.

Breathing becomes harder for me, and I feel like my head is about to blow up. But, as I ask for help, I only get ignored. Even more, I get mocked by my parents. I fall to the floor as everyone else laughs. With whatever strenght I had left, I crawled out of the room. What I found is something that I will never EVER understand.

I found myself in a room with a fat lady in a stereotipical german outfit eating a basket full of candies. She finishes it, and yells "I WANT MORE FRENCH BREAD!". My grandma replies "that wasn't french bread", and the fat woman has a heart attack due to the surprise. I mutter "you f***ing bastards" and I die.

The End.

[Goldenbane]

I had a REALLY weird dream where Freddy Kruegar and the woman from the Progressive auto insurance commercials hired me to help Santa Claus redesign his look.

I have no clue why, but I came up with the brilliant idea of replacing his traditional flying reindeer with giant ducks. Freddy and the woman are intrigued with this idea, but don't seem to be sure...so I start trying to really sell the idea. "Yeah, will replace them with ducks, y'know? QUACK QUACK QUACK!" Suddenly I'm flapping my arms, strutting around both of them going "QUACK QUACK QUACK!" constantly. My impression must have been really catchy because soon Kruegar and the Progressive gal start following me around in a little circle, all of us flapping our arms and shouting "QUACK QUACK QUACK!" for all the world to see.

[hassanchop]

Here's a strange one I had, this is one where I felt something heavy was on me. You know that feeling where you are trying to get up but can't then when you wake up, you shake.

Some nun was holding me down, not just a nun, two other people, don't know who they were but they held me down, and nun had some liquid substance and put it in her mouth and was dropping it on my face. I woke up and notice I drooled on my bed. Odd one, even weirder, I thought I saw weird drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog at the place with different colors and hair.