I am SO glad I divorced that

[ChokeslamToHell]

Good for you, sir. Compatibility is the most important thing you can have in a relationship. I've been through much of the same (although a bit different). My ex was WWWAAAYYYYY to good looking for me and she probably knew it, and that blinded me for awhile since I was getting laid constantly. I didn't see beyond that. I ended up jeopardizing a lot of friendships and alienating a lot of friends that I had before our relationship.

A relationship based soley on sex is one of the worst that you can have. I know I've been through it. Some of my friends have been married at really young ages, and I want them to work out, so they don't have to suffer though the agony of divorce. They just usually do not.

I'm not going to say sex is not important in a romantic relationship, because it is. It just shouldn't be the number one priorty. The person you plan on spending the rest of your life with should be someone that you could seriously see yourself being with forever, if not a long, long time.

I know you'll find someone who fits with you much more than your ex. Honestly, if I can find someone who is good for me, everyone on this board will find someone. Just remember, don't fall for the first person who likes you, go with the person you can really connect with.

[Grendel]

Oh great, she sounds like the type that comes after me on a monthly basis. And she's on the loose?

**Quickly checks supply of Bat Anti Whore Repellant on hand** ;D

[Kevin Hamilton]

Can I trouble you for a spritzer of that repellent kind sir? Just in case.

[Mayonnaise]

Oct 28, 2009 12:28:04 GMT -5 Alucard said:

Oct 28, 2009 10:56:32 GMT -5 Drink Up Me Cider said:

Unfortunately many of us have psychotic exes.

Should we form a club?

Isn't that just called being a man?

[Kevin Hamilton]

If so this HAS to be you guy's theme song:




though how this got lumped in the WORST THEMES is beyond me. Tis cheesetastic!


Edit: I also didn't know Stephen Hawking was a big wrestling theme afficionado

[Alucard]

Oct 29, 2009 17:16:42 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

If so this HAS to be you guy's theme song:




though how this got lumped in the WORST THEMES is beyond me. Tis cheesetastic!


Edit: I also didn't know Stephen Hawking was a big wrestling theme afficionado

lmao, every time I do hard work out in the sun, or lift heavy objects, et al, I hear that song in my head.

[Grendel]

Oct 29, 2009 17:06:53 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Can I trouble you for a spritzer of that repellent kind sir? Just in case.

I've got another case coming in. Sure, I'll send ya some ...


**Packages up repellent and sends it to Wrestlcrap Forum**

[rapidfire187]

Oct 28, 2009 10:43:20 GMT -5 Back to being Cenanuff said:

I get a call from my ex wife today, saying she won't be able to pick up our son this week because of a medical emergency with her mother. Something about having infected gums and needing emergency surgery on her mouth. So, backstory:

My ex wife is batsmurf crazy. She had an affair with a guy that's like 70 (she's 32) that continues to this day. She just went on disability for being batsmurf crazy. Her mother has been on disability for years, due to PTSD caused by a questionable rape. She's about as batsmurf crazy. Her family has pretty much cut off her arm of the tree because of the drama that she's caused over the years. Both of them are the type of people who will believe that they are helpless, living on the charity of others, because it's easier than having to do things for themselves. In fact, the affair came about because I saw this in my ex wife, and told her that I wouldn't enable her anymore, so she went out and found a new enabler.

Now that you're up to speed, hearing about this whole infected gums thing is like watching a freight train filled with drama speeding toward you, only to realize at the last minute that I'm not on that track anymore. I can just wave as it passes by. Why? I got divorce papers. Gonna have a nice Halloween with the boy.

You were married to a bat-smurf insane chick that screws elderly people. You're guilty of something...just not sure what it is.