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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 10, 2009 7:44:51 GMT -5
Tonight on RAW, live from Calgary, the absolute Canadian legend who will be this week's guest host will be none other than... someone who's not Canadian at all. In fact, he's as American as apple pie. Even though he did desert his country nearly 20 years ago.
Yes, Sgt. Slaughter will be this week's guest host, and he's promised that this week's RAW will be a bootcamp. Which WWE Superstars will he be drilling into shape tonight?
Slaughter will be looking after a "Marine" in John Cena, who banished The Miz from RAW, the Staples Center, SummerSlam and the SummerFest... whatever that is. However, in the process of defeating The Miz, he was attacked by Randy Orton and Legacy, who include another "Marine" in Ted DiBiase. What else does The Viper have in store against his #1 contender for SummerSlam?
Speaking of Legacy, Triple H is searching for a tag team partner in his quest to see off DiBiase and Rhodes, but the person he tried last week cut him off. Has The Game had his heart broken by this kid, or will Legacy's show be stopped?
Chris Jericho and The Big Show have been on a roll lately, despite Jericho's loss to JTG on SmackDown last week. What plans do the Tag Team Champions have in store this week, and will they cross the Sarge's path?
And there's loads more in store, with the continuing MVP/Jack Swagger feud, Carlito's problems with his brother Primo, Chavo Guerrero's nightmare with Hornswoggle, and appearances by the US Champion Kofi Kingston and Divas Champion Mickie James. Find out what goes down in Calgary TONIGHT!
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Aug 10, 2009 10:01:02 GMT -5
Time to guess the over/under on mentions of "slime" and "puke".
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 10, 2009 10:11:36 GMT -5
I still think he's going to go out on a limb and call somebody a snake... or viper... or a COBRA
Probably that no good puke Viper Randy Orton!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2009 10:29:37 GMT -5
My God, if Randy started wearing a classic, 80's cartoon Cobra Commander uniform to the ring I might like the guy.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Aug 10, 2009 11:21:37 GMT -5
Slaughter will be looking after a "Marine" in John Cena, who banished The Miz from RAW, the Staples Center, SummerSlam and the SummerFest... whatever that is. However, in the process of defeating The Miz, he was attacked by Randy Orton and Legacy, who include another "Marine" in Ted DiBiase. What else does The Viper have in store against his #1 contender for SummerSlam? You over looked the fact That Randy actually[ was a Marine.It didn't end well,but still. |
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Post by Mac on Aug 10, 2009 11:24:23 GMT -5
Hopefully Slaughter decides Triple H and John Cena should fight Rhodes, DIbiase and Randy Orton..
oh please please please please!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2009 11:29:20 GMT -5
I hope theres some kind of comedy incident involving Chavo and Hornswoggle.
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 10, 2009 12:56:04 GMT -5
Slaughter will be looking after a "Marine" in John Cena, who banished The Miz from RAW, the Staples Center, SummerSlam and the SummerFest... whatever that is. However, in the process of defeating The Miz, he was attacked by Randy Orton and Legacy, who include another "Marine" in Ted DiBiase. What else does The Viper have in store against his #1 contender for SummerSlam? You over looked the fact That Randy actually[ was a Marine.It didn't end well,but still. They haven't really mentioned that in many years, but someone should bring it up to attack him with. Maybe when DiBiase turns face, he'll use that against Orton. |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 10, 2009 13:00:25 GMT -5
Return of Bikini Boot Camp. i'm calling it right now.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 10, 2009 13:02:33 GMT -5
Return of Bikini Boot Camp. i'm calling it right now. I think you are right on the money. |
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 10, 2009 13:06:27 GMT -5
If the Sarge is a face, I'll be very surprised. He's going to get booed, especially if he's bringing the Ol' Stars & Stripes to the ring. If he does, and they expect him to be a face & get cheered, they're dumber than I thought.
Anyway, I hope Sarge forces Legacy to go through basic training or something like that. Orton & Slaughter have crossed paths in the past.
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Aug 10, 2009 13:29:29 GMT -5
The instant Sgt. Slaughter starts dancing with Hornswoggle and Festus I'm turning it off.
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Post by Soultastic on Aug 10, 2009 13:42:13 GMT -5
The instant Sgt. Slaughter starts dancing with Hornswoggle and Festus I'm turning it off. So you will only be around for the opening sequence? |
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 10, 2009 13:50:34 GMT -5
Wait. Slaughter, HHH, and HBK will be in the same building?
You know what this calls for right? SPIT PROTECTION HELMET THINGY MAGIGS!!!!!!!!
SKIP TO 7.10
Seriously I don't know what they are going to do tonight. It is possible that Canadian fans will cheer for Slaughter but I dunno. It sounds like a long shot. Also if this is the night they pick for HBK to make his return they need to fire their creative team and bookers right now.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Aug 10, 2009 13:55:21 GMT -5
You over looked the fact That Randy actually[ was a Marine.It didn't end well,but still. They haven't really mentioned that in many years, but someone should bring it up to attack him with. Maybe when DiBiase turns face, he'll use that against Orton. You'd think they would use it to get cheap heat at the tribute to the troops. |
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 10, 2009 13:59:35 GMT -5
I thought Canada forgave HBK?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2009 14:01:05 GMT -5
I thought Canada forgave HBK? There was a measure in Parliament, but it didn't pass. |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 10, 2009 14:02:16 GMT -5
Tonight's show needs to have the regular RAW theme and intro replaced with the G.I. Joe intro. Preferrably the animated movie one.
And what's tonight's matchup?
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Aug 10, 2009 14:28:40 GMT -5
I wonder if Sgt. Slaughter will be doing plugs for the GI Joe movie... as for this week's matchup, the one I'm thinking of is "That's an order!!!" vs. the GEICO Gecko.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2009 14:30:53 GMT -5
I'd nominate District 9 and the final season of Monk.
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