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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Aug 31, 2009 21:57:45 GMT -5
Hey, I'm as big a fan of pervy Jerry Lawler as the next guy, but his lusting after Kelly Kelly every week seems like it's crossing a line.
For Pete's sake, he's 59 (60 in November) and she's 22! He is literally old enough to be her father. Older even.
I mean, I'm six years older than Kelly, and my parents are only 55!
Just sayin'.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Aug 31, 2009 22:06:29 GMT -5
I just wish he'd be a heel again.
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Post by manstis1804 on Aug 31, 2009 22:06:40 GMT -5
Once they're in their 20s it's all good no matter how old you are, that's how I see it.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Aug 31, 2009 22:06:43 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler is 59 years old with the sexual libido of a 19 year old and the sense of humor of a 9 year old.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 31, 2009 22:12:08 GMT -5
For Pete's sake, he's 59 (60 in November) and she's 22! He is literally old enough to be her father. Older even. Stop stealing lines from J.R. |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Aug 31, 2009 22:14:16 GMT -5
For Pete's sake, he's 59 (60 in November) and she's 22! He is literally old enough to be her father. Older even. Stop stealing lines from J.R. If I was stealing from J.R. "for Pete's sake" would be replaced with "Bah Gawd!" |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 31, 2009 22:14:41 GMT -5
Stop stealing lines from J.R. If I was stealing from J.R. "for Pete's sake" would be replaced with "Bah Gawd!" Touche. |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 31, 2009 22:15:06 GMT -5
Hell, he's started lusting after Orton. He keeps complimenting his looks and called him "Good enough to eat" one week. Now THAT is creepy.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 31, 2009 22:16:02 GMT -5
Yeah I agree. Twenty-two is way too old for him.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Aug 31, 2009 22:18:09 GMT -5
Hell, he's started lusting after Orton. He keeps complimenting his looks and called him "Good enough to eat" one week. Now THAT is creepy. In King's defense, Orton is all lathered up in Crisco. You put that guy in an oven at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and you got yourself a delicious meal.  |
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Post by Haulk on Aug 31, 2009 22:19:02 GMT -5
She's legal so is Jerry whats the prob?
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Aug 31, 2009 22:24:04 GMT -5
She's legal so is Jerry whats the prob? Not saying it's illegal, just creepy. |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 31, 2009 22:25:45 GMT -5
She's legal so is Jerry whats the prob? Not saying it's illegal, just creepy. Kind of like this?  |
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Aug 31, 2009 22:26:35 GMT -5
Not saying it's illegal, just creepy. Kind of like this? Pretty much. |
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Aug 31, 2009 22:33:39 GMT -5
*Hands this to Kelly Kelly*  |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 31, 2009 22:34:17 GMT -5
Well at least Lawler is going after the older ladies now.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Aug 31, 2009 22:35:15 GMT -5
Ya, I don't have as much of a problem with "Uncle Jerry" as I do with the fact that Lawler is just f***ing obnoxious to listen to most of the time now. I can't stand him anymore, he rarely adds anything of value to the match. Ugh
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 31, 2009 22:36:25 GMT -5
What's even creepier is that King's eyebrows never seem to go back down. NEVER.
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Post by casualobserver on Aug 31, 2009 22:53:30 GMT -5
Hell, he's started lusting after Orton. He keeps complimenting his looks and called him "Good enough to eat" one week. Now THAT is creepy. DUDE! They've stolen my "Gay Lawler" gimmick idea. |
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Post by sloride on Sept 1, 2009 4:11:05 GMT -5
Yeah, its a bit creepy. I'm 23 and the thought of a 59 year old lusting after you is just nasty.
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