Randy Orton talks about beating up Kenny Dykstra

[CrazySting]

From the orton-forum, after an interview with Kenny Dykstra was posted.

In Australia about 3-4 years ago 10 of us were in a bar the night after the last show of the tour. Dykstra was being very disrespectful to me, and I told him he was and that if he persisted I would slap the piss out of him. When I first got called up I wouldn't even 'joke' with guys cause I was just happy to be in the same lockeroom and I didn't want to step on any toes. Well, he was very drunk, hence the warning I gave him. Anyways he persisted. I slapped him with my palm as hard as i could upside his temple. he hit the floor hard giving him a knot on his forhead. mickie was there. she was furious with me (at the time till she learned what a prick he actually was) I literally felt so bad I helped him back to the hotel via taxi and helped him clean up to catch the bus to the airport to fly home from the tour. He was out cold at least 5 minutes, he pissed himself in the taxi to the hotel, and vomited out the window. I'd guess 6 or 7 of the boys at the bar that i wrestle with, saw it, can confirm it, and agreed that he got what he deserved. I guess if I was called out on being bitch slapped from a guy that is 10 times more talented then I am, and for good reason, I'd deny it too, lol. good riddance Dykstra, lmao oh, and I haven't lost sleep over him, actually haven't thought of him till I came across the thread. again, lmao!

rko

[Jobes]

God, Randy Orton is awesome.

[jamofpearls]

Am I the only one imagining Randy Orton saying "Dykstra, what did the five fingers say to the face?"

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

The story would have been way better if Orton cleaned him up, helped him back to the hotel...only to KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL. He hears voices in his head, after all.

[Topher is Human]

I like how he quickly jumps to add that he has 6 or 7 friends that can back him up on this, as if he expects the fangirls on his forum (I've been there, like 99% fangirls) are gonna doubt him.

[DamnYankee]

Haha. Just to add insult to injury, he mentioned Dykstra pissing himself and throwing up.

[Full of IT.]

Needs more pauses and awkward emphasis.

Also, the fact he uses the term "lmao" is hilarious to me.

[samRAW08]

Sept 9, 2009 9:33:50 GMT -5 jamofpearls said:

Am I the only one imagining Randy Orton saying "Dykstra, what did the five fingers say to the face?"

SLAP!
That would have been so awesome to see

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Knocked the voices right out of Dykstra's head, didn't you, Randy?

DAMN THAT VIPER!
He's the only one that can hear voices in his head?!
Damn him! Damn him!




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[CrazySting]

Sept 9, 2009 9:36:47 GMT -5 Topher is Human said:

I like how he quickly jumps to add that he has 6 or 7 friends that can back him up on this, as if he expects the fangirls on his forum (I've been there, like 99% fangirls) are gonna doubt him.

I'm a fangirl, and I once said flat out, I thought he was past 3 strikes when the subject came up.

His response in that thread (although I don't know if he meant to me or just in general) was that he only had one strike and "Sports Illustrated is not a police report!"

I was tempted to ask why Dr Black basically said he should have been suspended at least twice during his congress interview, but I decided not to.

[Deleted]

Randy should adopt this open hand palm strike into his moveset. BTW I like how he's getting back to using creepier mannuerisms.

As to Kenny, sounds like he got what he deserved. Drunks need checked from time to time. It happens.

[Red Impact]

I thought this was about Lenny Dykstra at first, and was wondering why they were drinking together.

[Michael Coello]

Randy Orton never should go LMAO again.

Ever.





EVER.

[Albino Heat]

Sept 9, 2009 10:01:49 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Randy Orton never should go LMAO again.

Ever.





EVER.

It would be pretty funny to see him just start LMAO during one of his promos.

Although it's no worse than freakin Taz saying LOL during his blogs.

[Push R Truth]

Sept 9, 2009 10:01:49 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Randy Orton never should go LMAO again.

Ever.





EVER.

Next Week on Raw:


Orton punts Cena and spray paints LMAO across Cena's corpse.

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

Sept 9, 2009 10:12:22 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Sept 9, 2009 10:01:49 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Randy Orton never should go LMAO again.

Ever.





EVER.

Next Week on Raw:


Orton punts Cena and spray paints LMAO across Cena's corpse.

Now this would be chuckle-worthy.

[bob]

I liked Kenny, but sounds like hde eserved it

[RBD]

Dykstra always gave off douche vibes to me, and not amusing ones like Randy's, so this story is an instant winner. The "he pissed himself" bit is a welcome new addition.

[SickFlipPiledriver]

I did not imagine Orton being an lol-er.

[Lazy peon]

Sept 9, 2009 10:10:00 GMT -5 Albino Heat said:

Although it's no worse than freakin Taz saying LOL during his blogs.

We need some kids lol!