Mickie's Boobs are Broken!!

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-- As reported earlier today, Mickie James peculiarly missed Sunday night's Raw brand house show in Madison, Wisconsin after competing the two previous nights in St. Paul, Minnesota and Sioux Falls, South Dakota. She was also not used during Monday's Raw taping in Chicago. Partnering with Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly took her place in a tag match on Sunday.

This should be taken with a grain of salt, but a person from the Richmond area claiming to have known James for over ten years e-mailed us to say that she busted one of her breast implants in a tag match with Rosa Mendes (and Beth Phoenix) over the weekend. The timetable for her return remains indefinite. Furthermore, the storyline excuse for her absence will be explained as a shoulder injury she suffered during her title defense against Phoenix on last week's show.

[clifford]

eeeeeeeeeew.

[Bullhead]

Take them out I say. Evil little monsters.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

And there goes her title reign.



Although to be honest, I'd like to see a more natural-looking Mickie return. She can get healed up without getting a new implant, right? Just have the other one removed so as to not look lopsided, and ta-DAH!

[Sajoa Moe]

That can't feel good. I hope nothing serious comes out of it.

[hyperstorm]

Hopefully it keeps her off of TV.

[boiledewokthe3rd]

WWE auction?

[celticjobber]

I hope she's back soon, she's one of the few bright spots of the Women's division.

[derrtaysouth95]

Sept 9, 2009 16:29:47 GMT -5 Sajoa Moe said:

That can't feel good. I hope nothing serious comes out of it.

Breast implants these days are basically just filled with saline solution or something similar and non toxic I believe.

If that's the case....it shouldn't be too serious and she can just have a new one put in or them both removed if she so chooses.

Didn't this happen to Gail Kim as well?

[Brick Killed a Guy]

She needs to replace it with a steel boob. She could use it like Lex Luger used his forearm.

[edisraw]

they'll come back and they'll be better then ever.

[Mayonnaise]

Sept 9, 2009 16:48:56 GMT -5 @derrtaysouth95 said:

Didn't this happen to Gail Kim as well?

It's how Kong's Implant Buster got its name I believe.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sept 9, 2009 16:49:17 GMT -5 Brick Killed a Guy said:

She needs to replace it with a steel boob. She could use it like Lex Luger used his forearm.

Well Ashley is gone so that gimmick is free.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

RAW's women's division is falling apart. At this rate, we'll be seeing Lillian Garcia as Diva's Champion.

[Beast Army Ass]

Awesome Kong strikes again!

[TheDieselTrain]

If her boobs are broken then i'll volunteer to fix them.

[Tombi]

Honestly, I can't say the same thing for all divas; but with Mickie she can easily be just as attractive without huge boobs. If they're just going to drag down her ability to perform then I don't see the point.

But yeah, it's a shame it happened. Must have been bloody embarrassing at the time.

[Hogasm]

Those torpedos are the only things that keep me from saying she's a total knockout. Good thing to know we're halfway there

[Sajoa Moe]

Sept 9, 2009 18:39:33 GMT -5 Tombi said:

Honestly, I can't say the same thing for all divas; but with Mickie she can easily be just as attractive without huge boobs. If they're just going to drag down her ability to perform then I don't see the point.

But yeah, it's a shame it happened. Must have been bloody embarrassing at the time.

Besides, it's not her boobs that I'm attracted to. It's what she's got going on 'round the back.

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

Well, I for one am a sad panda. I hope she gets better quickly.