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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 30, 2005 16:28:20 GMT -5
I think I've seen this before, but it's been a while so why not?
1. Thou shalt not be a female wrestler unless you have giant breasts and you're not ugly (unless you're really ugly). The actual ability to wrestle is optional.
eh I don't feel like writing all ten. Just add on.
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Post by mateo on Sept 30, 2005 16:36:55 GMT -5
2. Thou shalt honor thy chinlock and keep it holy.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Sept 30, 2005 16:42:15 GMT -5
3. Thou shalt limit thine moveset to make the giants seem more impressive.
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Post by mateo on Sept 30, 2005 16:47:40 GMT -5
4. Thou shalt bury any wrestler who was once over/successful in a different promotion. If they're not homegrown talent, then screw 'em.
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Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
He's back and better than ever!
Fear The Desecrator
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 30, 2005 16:53:23 GMT -5
5. If thou are smaller than 6 foot and weigh less than 200 lbs. thou shalt not be on tv
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
Posts: 679
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Sept 30, 2005 16:55:22 GMT -5
6. Thou shalt not use manuevers which may give thine opponent a hangnail.
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flea
Hank Scorpio
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Post by flea on Sept 30, 2005 16:55:54 GMT -5
7. If a rookie, thou shalt not cross paths with Bob Holly.
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Post by Clothesline From Hell on Sept 30, 2005 16:56:41 GMT -5
8. Thou shal not call Triple H "Paul" on TV.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 30, 2005 17:20:35 GMT -5
Thou shall not powerbomb Kidman nor use him correctly.
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Post by Candyman's surprise on Sept 30, 2005 17:22:18 GMT -5
Thou shall not make shawn lose his smile
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Post by maxx420 on Sept 30, 2005 17:23:01 GMT -5
10. Thou shalt bury the talent from an opposing league in an idiotic fashion, thus losing hundreds of viewers!
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Post by Psy on Sept 30, 2005 17:23:02 GMT -5
Thou shalt cut thine hair, unless thine initials be, "H", "H", and "H", in succession.
If thine hair hath been sheared, thou shalt job for the unshorn.
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Post by thehatman on Sept 30, 2005 17:41:39 GMT -5
Thou shalt not steal the following people's thunder :
Cena, HHH, Michaels, Undertaker, Hogan.
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Post by mateo on Sept 30, 2005 17:49:15 GMT -5
Thou shall not powerbomb Kidman nor use him correctly. If thou TRIES to powerbomb Kidman, thou art retarded. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Sept 30, 2005 17:55:41 GMT -5
Regarding this one, I just want to make two minor adjustments:
1. You can be really ugly, as long as the breasts are giant/fake. Ex: Nicole Bass.
2. You are exempt from the large breasts rule, as long as your legs are abnormally long.
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Stryfe
Trap-Jaw
Just one of the OMGs.
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Post by Stryfe on Sept 30, 2005 18:06:11 GMT -5
Remember the PPV, and keep it holy.
Thou shalt not have any gods before Vince (or Jarrett, your pick)
The meek will inherit the earth.... the hoss will inherit the ring.
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Post by aguamoose on Sept 30, 2005 18:38:56 GMT -5
thou shalt not use any name produced by the wwe, or any name sounding similar, contrived from, conceved in or in any way copywrited by the wwe so help us god...... hang on theres an idea let's call a wretler god, then we can sue god.
billy connely eat you uncopywrited heart out ;-)
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Sept 30, 2005 19:09:19 GMT -5
Thou shalt not hire competent writers
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Sept 30, 2005 20:30:44 GMT -5
Thou shalt not beith pushed if thou showst any signs of workrateth
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admiralcrunchy™
King Koopa
Don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Sept 30, 2005 20:48:57 GMT -5
Funny how almost everyone used the word "thou" for the 10 commandments of wrestling even though the "true" 10 commandments never mention the word once.
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